Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It did not/will not happen in real life and should not be mistaken as such.
Author's Note: Thanks to MrMaxLord for the celebrity instructor suggestion!
Lesson #9: Exhibitionism
Starring Selena Gomez
Codes: MF, Oral, Public
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"Guys and gals, welcome! Welcome back to another exciting installment of
Sex-Ed For Dummies!"
The enigmatic guest host of the world renown sexual education phenomenon sweeping the globe, Hugh Johnson, stood on his newly refurbished late-night set, accompanied by band. Clapping his hands together, he rubbed them eagerly. The camera panned slowly upwards from his blindingly polished shoes, along his crisp black (and oh so very tight) slacks to his perfectly tailored suit. His tie was the same mauve color as the velvet curtain behind him. His teeth gleamed brilliantly white in the dazzle of the studio lights and slicked back silver hair glowed like starlight as he amped up the live studio audience. They were all cheering wildly, some stamping their feet in frenzied anticipation of what was to come. Many of the attractive hopeful's tonight were eyeing the people on either side, mentally undressing them in the event of potential orgies that might break out later in the show.
"We've got a fantastic lesson for you tonight." Hugh said, as
The Fellatio Five
finished playing him in and the crowd's cheers gradually died down. "Really top notch. Selena Gomez is here!" The crowd woo-hooed. "Yes. Yes. Lovely Selena Gomez. She is talking, and undoubtedly showing, something very near and dear to her heart. Exhibitionism. For those not in the know, that could mean any and everything from jerking it in the car to a quick blowie in the dog park to buttfucking the new intern in the conference room between meetings." He paused as the crowd looked confusedly at one another. "No one? Just me then?" He laughed. "But you aren't tuning in to hear me prattle on, let's bring out Selena!"
The Fellatio Five
kicked back to life and from behind the velvet mauve curtain, Selena Gomez emerged looking nothing short of a million bucks. A tight colorful striped evening dress that hugged every curve on her body, her makeup expertly applied and her dark hair hanging to her shoulders. Clicking across the stage in high heels, she strutted over to Hugh. Hugging, they exchanged kisses on cheeks and he graciously led her over to his large mahogany desk and the softest velvet chairs positioned next to it. Plopping herself down upon the squishy fabric, she settled comfortable into it as he settled behind his desk, shuffling his talking points for the evening. The crowd was going wild, and Selena waved, blowing them a kiss before Hugh gestured for them to quiet down.
"Hello Selena!" Hugh said, beaming at her. "
Sex-Ed For Dummies
is positively thrilled to have you here tonight."
"Oh my gosh, thank you! It's so great to finally be doing this. I've wanted to teach a lesson ever since I saw how much fun Taylor had doing hers!" Selena said brightly.
"Ms. Swift assured us she had the best time that night. Many others did as well." Hugh said with a cheeky grin. "But let's talk about you."
"And exhibitionism." Selena corrected him with a knowing look.
"Yes. Why don't you explain to the viewers at home what exhibitionism means to you and how it factors into your daily life."
"A picture is worth a thousand words, right? Here's a great example." Selena said and with a quick tug on the front of her dress, popped out both of her impeccable perky breasts, each dark nipple reaching a stiff point.
The crowd drew a collective gasp as they stared at the caramel-colored funbags. Dicks tightened trousers and panties were flooded with a rush of arousal as they gazed and gawked. Jiggling them for the camera, the pair was indistinguishable from one another except for the signature mole painted on her right breast. Then with a giggle, she put them away, to the disappoint of every single person in the studio and at home.
"Basically, it means some kind of sexual activity in a public setting or place where one wouldn't normally take place."
"And you do this regularly?" Hugh asked, ever the consummate professional, although if you peaked underneath his desk he was pitching a tent large enough for three.
"Oh yes. For one, I never wear a bra if I don't have too." She shrugged sending her tits bouncing. "I mean, why hide these fantastic sweater puppies?"
"They are fantastic."
"That means people usually get eyeful of my boobs and more than the occasional nip slip."
"But beyond that?"
"Beyond that? I
love
having sex in public places. It's gets me off so hard. Like nothing else. That thrill of being caught? It's intoxicating."
"What would you say is the riskiest place you've ever had sexual relations?" Hugh asked.
"Hmmm..." Selena said, thinking as she rubbed her chin. "Award shows. Definitely. Can't tell you how many close calls I've had at award shows. Banging backstage or hell, even just lifting my dress up and finding the nearest lap. But to be honest, I'm not picky. I'll do it just about anywhere. In a parking garage? Perfect. Dark movie theater? Even better. Deserted alleyway? Push me up against that wall! A hotel elevator? Hell yea!"
"Those all sound awfully specific." Hugh said, adjusting in his seat as each scenario flashed through his very vivid imagination. He cleared his throat. "Today's format is going to be a little different. I'm afraid we haven't any live sex to film today in the studio." There was a collective groan of disappointment from the audience. "We learned our lesson last time! Selena has already filmed everything for today's episode! We're going to give it a watch and she'll provide commentary and insight as we go. Isn't that right?"
"Well, I wouldn't say
no
sex in the studio." She said, batting her mascara-laden eyelashes in Hugh's direction. "But yes, I filmed everything last week with the help of one of the hunkiest guy's I've ever seen." She leaned forward, giving a nice peek of cleavage and whispered, "And one of the biggest dicks I've ever seen." She held her hands comically far apart from one another, a look of pure shock and joy on her face. Then she leaned back and resumed in a normal speaking voice. "Clarence his name was."
"A handsome man indeed." Hugh said, "And a PHD doctoral candidate at UCLA studying psycho-sexual urges and tendencies."
"Is he really?" Selena asked, mouth hanging wide open.
"Yes. Didn't that come up at all?"
"No, but something else came. Several times." Selena winked.
"Eh-hem, well, yes...are we ready with the first clip?" He got a nod from offstage. "Before we begin, is there anything you want to say Selena?"
"Lube up those hands, dildos and whatever else you've got. Get ready to rub one out because this is some hot stuff! Roll it!"
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A mounted dashboard camera rattled as two people lounged in the luxurious inside of a ludicrously expensive sports car. It was the type of vehicle made for doing over 100 on the wide-open road. Instead it was currently sitting in traffic in downtown Los Angeles. One of the occupants was one Selena Gomez, clad only in a paper-thin black tank top, both her perky breasts and accompanying nipples easily visible through and a black skirt so short you could see just about everything. Imprinted upon the top in large white letters were the words,
Sex-Ed For Dummies
. She waved to the camera.
"Hey there