THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKFEST FUCK PARODY.. IT AIN'T REAL
This freaky sex parody series combines the characters from three New York based sitcoms, Friends, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks
I was headed out to Queens, to see a sexy little honey out there. I met her through a friend. My friend, Kelly Palmer, is a married black hottie that I've been fucking for a few months. She's got a phat ass that makes my big ass dick hard just thinking about it. She introduced me to her friend, Carrie Heffernan, after awhile. She wanted to keep me to herself as long as possible. I kept asking about her friend so she finally gave in and introduced us. My cock's looking forward to being introduced to her holes. She's married to a goofy guy named Doug. He's cool enough. He's a big football fan like me, so we talk sports when I see him. Too bad for him that I'm gonna be thumpin' his wife... And possibly pimpin' her too. She's knows I'm a pimp and she's asked me a bunch of questions about it already, so I have a feeling I will be pimpin' her soon. I pimp a lot of chicks... but not my girlfriend, Rachel.
Rachel and I share a place in the city. I've been fucking her for several years. We've been living together for 6 months. I really dig her. The sex is awesome and she's one of the hottest chicks I've ever put my big dick in. We have a good connection and vibe going. Plus, she let's me be me and she doesn't try to change me.
I got to Carrie's house and parked my Ferrari out front. I knocked on her door and she answered, looking so fucking sexy. Her long brown hair pinned up in the back, not a bun, just loosely pinned up. Those gorgeous, full lips with cherry lip gloss on. She wore a white tank top and even though she had a white bra under it, I could still see her hard nipples. She was excited to see me. The feeling was definitely mutual... even my nipples were hard, lol. She had on skin tight, light blue jeans and white heels. Carrie is a beautiful piece of ass for sure.
"Hey handsome. It's good to see you babe." Carrie hugged me close... those 34C natural titties rubbing my chest the right way.
"It's good to see you too Carrie. You look fuckin' hot baby." I ran my hand down her back and squeezed her ass... I move quickly.
"Mmmmmmmm, thank you baby. My ass is happy to see you too." She grinned at me and winked.
I smacked her ass and squeezed it again. "Good... I plan on us being really close friends... You too." I winked back. Carrie laughed.
We sat down and drank. Carrie kept checking me out while we talked. I made sure my cock was hard, to give her a good view. I finally reached over and got the party started by putting her hand on my cock, through my pants. She looked right at me. Her breathing quickened. I reached over and softly caressed her face, my thumb rubbing her soft skin. I leaned in and kissed her. Carrie surprised me by pulling back. "James... I know you want me... Kelly told me how you feel and I... I want you too, but..." I decided to use the direct approach. I was horny and yeah... I wanted her. I pulled my cock out of my thin, white, with red double striped, sweatpants and wrapped her hand around it. Carrie just stared. I smirked. She may be married... but her hand never left my cock.
I reached over and roughly groped Carrie's natural cans. They were perky and full, so soft. I squeezed them hard, my blue eyes locked on her beautiful dark brown ones. She kissed me and stroked my big, thick cock, giving in to her sexual lust for me. I grinned and kissed her back, sucking her tongue, mine dancing with and molesting hers in our mouths. Those 34C tits of hers felt so good. I pulled her top off and her bra too. I leaned down and licked every fucking inch of those jugs, kissing and softly biting them. Her light brown, thick nipples, so damn hard. I softly grazed them with my teeth, sending shivers through Carrie. She hugged my head to her tits, moaning and licking those luscious lips.
I sucked those natural titties hard, licking her hard, perky nipples as I sucked them, pulling them hard, letting them snap back into place. I sucked each breast all the way in my mouth, softly chewing on them, rubbing her pussy through her jeans as I worked over her beautiful breasts.
Carrie stroked my cock slowly, her hand wrapped tightly around it. Her thumb rubbed into my pee slit as she jacked my cock. I couldn't take it any longer so I pulled back and pushed her head to my lap. Carrie happily sucked my throbbing manmeat, deep. Her slick tongue lathering my cock with her saliva. She moaned around my cock sucking it slowly, up and down, then sucking hard, her mouth flying on my shaft. I knew I could keep it up, so I decided to go ahead and dump a big load in her mouth.
Carrie could sense my desire to do so... so she doubled up on her speed. She sucked my cock so fucking fast, her lips wrapped so tight around my shaft, her cheeks billowing out around my thick meat. Carrie licked my whole cock as she sucked it. FUCK, I was gonna give this bitch the huge load she wanted. I held it in, enjoying her oral skills a little longer. Carrie massaged my balls, letting her saliva drool out of her open mouth onto my big balls. She rubbed it into them, smiling the whole time, sensing how good I felt. Her brown hair flew wildly, as she sucked me blazing fast. I groaned very load and just PUMPED my nut hard into her sucking mouth. Carrie swallowed fast, getting it all down. My happy cock kept pumping the cream in and she kept swallowing it down.
