Sex and Lust in Nyc

THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKFEST FUCK PARODY.. IT AIN'T REAL

This freaky sex parody series combines the characters from three New York based sitcoms, Friends, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks

I was headed out to Queens, to see a sexy little honey out there. I met her through a friend. My friend, Kelly Palmer, is a married black hottie that I've been fucking for a few months. She's got a phat ass that makes my big ass dick hard just thinking about it. She introduced me to her friend, Carrie Heffernan, after awhile. She wanted to keep me to herself as long as possible. I kept asking about her friend so she finally gave in and introduced us. My cock's looking forward to being introduced to her holes. She's married to a goofy guy named Doug. He's cool enough. He's a big football fan like me, so we talk sports when I see him. Too bad for him that I'm gonna be thumpin' his wife... And possibly pimpin' her too. She's knows I'm a pimp and she's asked me a bunch of questions about it already, so I have a feeling I will be pimpin' her soon. I pimp a lot of chicks... but not my girlfriend, Rachel.

Rachel and I share a place in the city. I've been fucking her for several years. We've been living together for 6 months. I really dig her. The sex is awesome and she's one of the hottest chicks I've ever put my big dick in. We have a good connection and vibe going. Plus, she let's me be me and she doesn't try to change me.

I got to Carrie's house and parked my Ferrari out front. I knocked on her door and she answered, looking so fucking sexy. Her long brown hair pinned up in the back, not a bun, just loosely pinned up. Those gorgeous, full lips with cherry lip gloss on. She wore a white tank top and even though she had a white bra under it, I could still see her hard nipples. She was excited to see me. The feeling was definitely mutual... even my nipples were hard, lol. She had on skin tight, light blue jeans and white heels. Carrie is a beautiful piece of ass for sure.

"Hey handsome. It's good to see you babe." Carrie hugged me close... those 34C natural titties rubbing my chest the right way.

"It's good to see you too Carrie. You look fuckin' hot baby." I ran my hand down her back and squeezed her ass... I move quickly.

"Mmmmmmmm, thank you baby. My ass is happy to see you too." She grinned at me and winked.

I smacked her ass and squeezed it again. "Good... I plan on us being really close friends... You too." I winked back. Carrie laughed.

We sat down and drank. Carrie kept checking me out while we talked. I made sure my cock was hard, to give her a good view. I finally reached over and got the party started by putting her hand on my cock, through my pants. She looked right at me. Her breathing quickened. I reached over and softly caressed her face, my thumb rubbing her soft skin. I leaned in and kissed her. Carrie surprised me by pulling back. "James... I know you want me... Kelly told me how you feel and I... I want you too, but..." I decided to use the direct approach. I was horny and yeah... I wanted her. I pulled my cock out of my thin, white, with red double striped, sweatpants and wrapped her hand around it. Carrie just stared. I smirked. She may be married... but her hand never left my cock.

I reached over and roughly groped Carrie's natural cans. They were perky and full, so soft. I squeezed them hard, my blue eyes locked on her beautiful dark brown ones. She kissed me and stroked my big, thick cock, giving in to her sexual lust for me. I grinned and kissed her back, sucking her tongue, mine dancing with and molesting hers in our mouths. Those 34C tits of hers felt so good. I pulled her top off and her bra too. I leaned down and licked every fucking inch of those jugs, kissing and softly biting them. Her light brown, thick nipples, so damn hard. I softly grazed them with my teeth, sending shivers through Carrie. She hugged my head to her tits, moaning and licking those luscious lips.

I sucked those natural titties hard, licking her hard, perky nipples as I sucked them, pulling them hard, letting them snap back into place. I sucked each breast all the way in my mouth, softly chewing on them, rubbing her pussy through her jeans as I worked over her beautiful breasts.

Carrie stroked my cock slowly, her hand wrapped tightly around it. Her thumb rubbed into my pee slit as she jacked my cock. I couldn't take it any longer so I pulled back and pushed her head to my lap. Carrie happily sucked my throbbing manmeat, deep. Her slick tongue lathering my cock with her saliva. She moaned around my cock sucking it slowly, up and down, then sucking hard, her mouth flying on my shaft. I knew I could keep it up, so I decided to go ahead and dump a big load in her mouth.

Carrie could sense my desire to do so... so she doubled up on her speed. She sucked my cock so fucking fast, her lips wrapped so tight around my shaft, her cheeks billowing out around my thick meat. Carrie licked my whole cock as she sucked it. FUCK, I was gonna give this bitch the huge load she wanted. I held it in, enjoying her oral skills a little longer. Carrie massaged my balls, letting her saliva drool out of her open mouth onto my big balls. She rubbed it into them, smiling the whole time, sensing how good I felt. Her brown hair flew wildly, as she sucked me blazing fast. I groaned very load and just PUMPED my nut hard into her sucking mouth. Carrie swallowed fast, getting it all down. My happy cock kept pumping the cream in and she kept swallowing it down.

Carrie moaned a very sexy, very happy moan, the whole time she swallowed my jizz. I kept shooting my wad into that gorgeous mouth and squeezing her right tit with my left hand. I rubbed her nipple as she swallowed every drop my twitching cock deposited into her mouth. Carrie sucked me totally dry and kept sucking me afterwards. That bitch is a cum whore and I fucking love it. I pushed her head all the way down on my cock... she gagged, but licked my balls, her saliva pouring out onto them. The sexy bitch rubbed my balls while I pummeled her throat. She coughed on my cock, but kept going.

Carrie deepthroated me with a huge smile on her face. I face fucked her roughly at blazing, supersonic speed. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK... YEAHHHHHHHHHHH... MMMMMMMM!!" Carrie mumbled around my cock I pumped my second load of jizz down her throat. She opened it wide and swallowed as fast as she could. My throbbing cock just blasted thick spurt after thick, fucking spurt of cream, down that sexy throat. Carrie smiled happily around my cock, sucking it fast, getting out every last drop.

I pulled Carrie off of my cock. She smiled at me. She looked so fucking sexy, in the sluttiest way. Her red lipstick smeared on her beautiful face. I yanked her jeans and light blue thong off, laying her on her stomach on the sofa. I got on top of her and slid my cock up her pussy. "Mmmmmmmmmmm." She smiled. I pussy thumped her good, every hard inch pulling out, then slamming back in, long deep, hard thrusts up her cunt. Carrie squirted all over my rampaging cock. I slammed her soaking wet snatch with supersonic, lust fueled speed. "YESSSSS!! FUCK ME JAMESSSSSSSS!!" I pounded up that snatch, pushing her into the sofa. Carrie squirted again. I groaned and shot my wad hard. My cream was shot fast into her cunt. Carrie trembled with sexual bliss. I softly kissed her neck as I finished filling her neatly trimmed, brown haired pussy.

We ate some lunch and chatted. Doug was at work and her father, Arthur, was at the senior center so no one bothered us. "Kelly was right about you babe. You are the sex king." Carrie shook her eyebrows at me, blowing me a kiss, smiling, while she sipped her coffee, her full lips tightly hugging the rim of that cup. "I hope I was good enough for you. Worth the wait."

"Your worth the wait baby. You're so fucking sexy, I wanna ass bang you upstairs in your bedroom... So hurry up and finish that damn coffee and get ready for Big Daddy again!"

"Fuck the coffee... let's go!!"

She sat the cup down and I picked her up on my shoulders. I ran up the stairs with her and dumped her on her bed. I put her on her hands and knees, got behind her and got to the ass banging. Carrie loved my big cock slamming up her gorgeous, perfectly rounded ass. I smacked it over and over, drilling and stretching that ass, hard and wide. I pulled her long brown hair and groped those beautiful, hanging 34C tits. The bed shook hard and creaked like crazy. I just kept plowing her tight ass and she kept squirting. Five Big O's for Carrie. She drenched her bedspread.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... POUND MY FUCKING ASS DADDDDDYYYYYYYY!!" I obliged and hammered my big dick up that phat booty relentlessly. It flew in and out of her ass. I squeezed those big tits hard and pummeled that sweet ass harder and fucking harder, so motherfucking fast!! I shoved deep and cum blasted Carrie's ass, pumping my cream hard up that ass. "Mmmmmmmmmm... YESSSSSSSSSS!! She looked back at me, licking her lips, smiling wide. She blew me a big kiss.

We ended up napping in her bed. We were woken by her husband's friend Spence, who was looking for Doug... It was time for him to get off of work. "Ohhhhhhhhh... I'm...Im so sorry..." Spence was nervous. Carrie got up, quickly put a bathrobe on and led Spence downstairs. I went to take a piss.

Carrie took Spence in the kitchen. "What the fuck are you doing in my house you chubby, little fucking weasel?"

"Im sorry Carrie... Doug wanted me to meet him here... You were cheating on him? What's going on?"

"Listen buddy... (very serious look on Carrie's face)... you better keep your mouth shut about this. Do you hear me?"

"But you're cheating on my friend Carrie. Doug needs to know... you're married."

Carrie tries to diffuse the situation and be nice... if that didn't work, she would just tell me and I'd beat him up. "Listen... Spence... I know I'm married. I appreciate that you care about Doug... but James and I have something special and I don't want anyone fucking it up, ok? It's very important to me. Please understand. I'm asking nicely. Please."

"I...I don't know Carrie... I mean Doug is my friend... I need to tell him. You're his wife."

"I KNOW I'M HIS FUCKING WIFE!!...(she calms down)... Look... if you do me this favor... I'll show you my appreciation."

"What does that mean? Your appreciation, how?"

Carrie swallows her anger and bites her lip to keep from cussing Spence out. "I know you like me, so if you keep your mouth shut about all of this, I'll let you feel me up and maybe I'll give you a hand job... IF YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!"

Spence stared wide eyed at Carrie. Yes, he had a big crush on her. He thought about it... but he also thought his friend should know, so he was torn. Carrie noticed and decided she needed to be proactive about the situation. "C'mon Spence... I got what I want..." Carrie put her left arm around Spence's neck and her right hand on his crotch. "You get what you want. What do ya say buddy?" Carrie stroked his cock through his pants. Spence groaned and tilted his head back, enjoying the crotch rub. Carrie blew softly in his ear and stroked his cock slowly, her hand wrapped around it, through his pants.

I came downstairs and got my clothes. I got dressed. Carrie heard me and winked at Spence, walking into the living room, picking up her clothes and getting dressed herself. I kissed her and left before Doug got home.

Later that evening I was at home with Rachel. Her best friend, Monica and her husband, Chandler, were over. We were watching a movie and drinking. I've been fucking Monica for awhile now. She turned Chandler into a cuckold. He gets off watching Monica get fucked by others... mainly me. After a couple more drinks, Rachel was riding my cock on the sofa. Her back was to me, my cock wedged into her perfect, tan ass. Monica was kissing her and playing with her pussy. Chandler was watching obediently. "Watch me bitch boy... your wife is next. Maybe she'll let you eat my cum out of her ass. If you beg her."

"Yeah Chandler... James is a real man, with a real cock... a really big one. You're a little worthless bitch. He's gonna fuck my ass and your gonna eat every fucking drop of his jizz out of my ass... you little bitch."

"Yes Monica... anything for you sweetheart. Please let me eat James' jizz out of your ass Monica. I want to please you... and James."

Monica smiled at me and rubbed my big balls. "Fuck my ass daddy... FUCK ME JAMESSSSS!! Mmmmmmmm!!" Rachel squirted all over my cock. I kissed her and played with her B cup tits as she flooded my cock. I picked her off of me and sat Monica on my cock. She lined my throbbing manmeat up with her perfect, well toned ass and it slid easily up it. Monica moaned loud, as my thick cock slid up her smooth, white ass. I love her ass. I love fucking Monica. I fuck her everyday and I pimp her too. She's a chef, but she works part time for me too. Monica slammed up and down on my cock as I kissed Rachel, smacking and squeezing her ass. Monica rode me like a champion cowgirl, her arm waving in the air, her long dark hair flying wildly. She loves my cock and especially loves it in her ass.

"YESSSSSSSSSS... I'M CUMMMINGGGGGGGGGGG!!" Monica blasted my balls, legs and the couch with her pussy nut. Her pussy shot it out fast and hard. She squirted four more times til I pumped her ass full of my cream, my rock hard cock twitching and pumping my load up her ass. I kissed Monica and Rachel together as I filled Monica's ass.

Monica pulled my still leaking cock out of her ass. Rachel leaned down and sucked me clean, bobbing her beautiful head on my oh so happy manmeat. "Get over her and eat his jizz, bitch!!" Monica ordered Chandler. He knelt in front of me and first sucked my cock. Rachel pushed his head down on it, fucking my cock with his mouth. "Yeah bitch... suck that gorgeous cock!" Monica ordered. Chandler gagged, but took it all down his throat. Rachel pulled his mouth off of my cock and spit in it. Chandler swallowed it.

Rachel and Monica both grabbed his hair and put his mouth to Monica's ass. He sucked out all of my cum and swallowed it happily, cleaning his wife's ass. I shoved my cock in Monica's pussy and started pissing. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Monica squirted into my piss. I pulled out and Rachel shoved my, still pissing cock, in her mouth. She swallowed every drop of piss I shot into it. Rachel moaned loudly around my cock, loving my warm yellow cocktail. She bobbed her head on my big, throbbing cock, as I was pissing. It felt so fucking good. Monica pulled Chandler's face to her pussy and shot out my piss and her cum into his waiting mouth. He drank it all down.

Rachel kept sucking me fast. Her beautiful dirty blonde hair flew wildly as she bobbed her head on my pissing manmeat. Her cheeks were stretched wide by my cock. I grunted and stopped pissing, but immediately came in her mouth. She moaned happily, in her sexiest voice, around my cock. She swallowed every creamy drop of jizz, just like she did my piss. Rachel sucked me completely dry. We fucked for another couple of hours. Rachel and Monica tried their best to drain me, but just took 6 loads of my cum in their holes. I watched them double strapon fuck Chandler's ass and mouth. Monica wants me to fuck his ass, but I'm not into that. I'd rather fuck hers. I did pimp him out to a dominatrix friend of mine, who let a couple of her male slaves fuck his ass. Chandler loved it... and I made $800. Monica did another ho job for me. She blew a rich old guy I knew... another $1500 in my pocket.

I got a call the next day from a lady I met at a grocery store out in Long Island. Her name is Debra Barrone. She's married to a sportswriter named Ray. We hit it off at the store and she called me back. I haven't fucked her yet... yet. She's a hot milf, so It's eminent. I agreed to meet her for lunch. Carrie called me too and wanted another go with me and my cock. Of course I agreed. It's gonna be a busy time for me. It's all about... Sex And Lust In NYC.

TO BE CONTINUED...