Author's Note:
This story was written as a special request from a fan whose terrific input helped me to develop the character and the story. By way of disclaimer, any similarity of any fictional character or business name in this story to any real person or place is purely coincidental!!! And if Mr. Nicholson ever learns of this little piece of fiction... well, we just hope he realizes it was intended with much respect and affection! This is for you, sweetgurl...
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"Oh, damn..." Amanda Lewis muttered as she saw steam billowing from under the hood of her rented 1987 Ford Taurus. "What the hell am I going to do now!!!" she groaned.
She pulled over to the side of the road right at the corner of Franklin Canyon and Mulholland Drives near Wilacre Park in Los Angeles.
I guess I should consider myself lucky this didn't happen while driving along those remote roads through the Santa Monica Mountains!
She'd taken a detour into the National Recreation Area just to see some of the natural beauty that surrounded L.A.
But the real reason she'd made the drive up this particular road was just for the off chance that she might actually spot the one man who could make her body tingle every time she saw his sexy, wolfish grin... Jack Nicholson. He was widely known as one the "bad boys" of Mulholland Drive... but that just made him appeal to her even more...
Amanda stopped the car and turned the key off... the engine already having died from being overheated. She leaned her head against the steering wheel and groaned in frustration again. She opened the door and got out to look up and down the roads to see if she saw any other vehicles approaching. There were none in sight at the moment.
Well...what did you expect?
This was a pretty exclusive neighborhood where there usually weren't a lot of people coming and going all day... except for nosy fans like her!
She snorted a self-deprecating laugh and leaned against the side of the car while she waited... and hoped... Maybe some passing motorist would come along soon and take pity on her and offer her a lift somewhere so she could call the car rental place.
She'd been pacing for about fifteen minutes on the side of the road when she heard a vehicle approaching behind her from the direction of Wilacre Park. She spun around to wave it down, but the spiked heel of her shoe caught on a rock and she stumbled slightly.
She lost her balance and fell forward toward her broken-down rental. She caught herself at the last second and ended up bent over at the waist with her hands braced on the hood of the car, her legs spread wide. She suddenly realized that she was in the same position that a police officer would normally have someone for a body search.
The humor of the situation struck Amanda and she just started to laugh. She stayed in that position as her laughter overtook her for a few moments. She didn't even realize that the car approaching had pulled over just in front of hers and stopped...
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Jack Nicholson was headed home from a post-production meeting on his next movie that was coming out in June. He grinned to himself as he recalled the fun he'd had playing just an "average horny little devil!" And having the chance to seduce three such lovely ladies as Cher, Michelle and Susan!
I must say this was a part I was well suited for!
He gave a low, throaty chuckle as he came around the curve exiting Wilacre Park.
He noticed a car pulled over on the opposite side of the road, wisps of steam emanating from under the hood. Then his attention was captured by the tall brunette pacing beside it. His eyes were riveted to her long, shapely legs revealed to mid-thigh by her swaying, short skirt.
Well, well, well... a damsel in distress...
Jack smiled wolfishly.
Maybe I could seduce you for a little afternoon delight! This might be fun...
Just as he was slowing to pull over, she apparently heard him and spun in his direction but lost her balance. She fell toward the hood of her car and caught herself. Jack Nicholson growled and his dick twitched when he saw the pose she ended up in.
Oh, fuck...who's going to seduce whom here?!!
Jack watched her for a few seconds when he stopped the car. He could see she was laughing and she had not attempted to right herself yet.
You stupid asshole... get out of the car!
As short as her skirt was and bent over like that, he just knew he was missing a great view!
Man... I must be getting old...
Well, he was less than a week away from turning fifty!
Aw, shit... just stop thinkin' about it!
He wasn't about to pass up an opportunity like this...
Amanda was trying to calm her laughter when she heard a car door open. She hung her head down for a moment to take a few deep breaths. She heard footsteps in the gravel as the other vehicle's occupant approached her. She gasped and froze when she heard the low, gravelly voice that always sent tingles down her spine to meet with the throbs between her legs...
"Well, now... have you been a naughty little girl and you're just waiting for the police to come and arrest you? You know... I have a little experience with the cops, and I'd be happy to take care of a body search for such a sexy, naughty girl like you!"
A tremor went through Amanda's body.