Screwing a diamond pooch:
My name is Andrew Walters and this is the story of the night I screwed a diamond pooch. To begin to understand how this happened you'll need to know a few things. The first thing you need to know is that I work at a 24 hour bar and grill near the WWE performance center in Orlando, Florida. The second part is that I work the overnight shift because I go to school during the day. The third and most important thing to know is that I make decisions very impulsively.
Our story starts one fateful night when the entirety of nxt's diamond mine faction came into the bar looking to celebrate the creed brothers victory in the dusty Rhodes tag team tournament. The creeds themselves seemed drunk already as was the leader of diamond mine Roderick Strong. The only person among them who seemed sober was the pitbull of diamond mine herself Ivy Nile. The place was quiet as the entire bar had been reserved for a celebration of brutus and julius creeds win weeks before it had happened. The only other people in the bar aside from diamond mine were nxt superstars corra jade, io shirai, Carmelo Hayes and trick williams, and carmelo's rival Cameron grimes.
I would like to say that the only event worth mentioning from that night was Ivy hooking up with me but, if it wasn't for what happened between melo and grimes it wouldn't have happened with me and Ivy. Melo had been trying to win the affections of Ivy and grimes took offense to it. The two started to brawl and were immediately bounced along with Williams who tried to stop the fight. Brutus ended up take home io and julius left with corra. To be completely honest I don't know where strong ended up that night only that he showed up for nxt the following week. Which left me and Ivy alone in the bar.
As she was the only customer left I walked over to her and said: "Do you want a refill?" She looked me up and down like a hungry lion looks at a fat gazelle on the Serengeti.
"Sure." she said coldly. "And poor one for yourself hun. You've had a rough night."
I laughed and said: "Oh no I get guys fighting in here all the time. It hasn't been that rough." As I poured the drinks, she adjusted the straps on her bra and almost too quick to notice rubbed her nipple as she fixed the front of her bra as well. I pushed the thought aside in my mind as I wasn't even sure I saw what I saw. My manager said he was leaving and made sure I knew to lock up before leaving. I turned back to Ivy and we toasted to the creeds win and the success of diamond mine. Then we drank and Ivy must have snuck something into my drink when I wasn't looking cuz I started getting dizzy and shortly afterwards I was out cold.
Once I regained consciousness I realized I was lying on a bed naked with my arms above my head. I tried lowering them only to realize they were handcuffed to the bed posts. Then I tried moving my legs and found they too were handcuffed to the bed posts. That's when I looked down and saw I was naked.
