Note: The actresses in this are basically themselves if they weren't actresses.
Mia, an expatriate artist from Australia, was moving into a loft apartment in Soho, West London. As she unpacked, one of her neighbors, an older redheaded woman, entered.
"Hello, there." the woman said, alerting Mia to her presence.
"Oh, hi."
"You must be Mia."
"Yeah, Mia Wasikowska. It's Polish."
"You're an Aussie."
"Yeah, you can tell, can't you?"
"I'm Matilda, or Tilda, or Miss Swinton, if you prefer."
"Well, hi." Mia offered her hand, and Tilda took it and kissed it. "Um, yeah, thanks." Mia laughed nervously.
Tilda noticed some painting implements that Mia had unpacked. "So, you're a painter?"
"Yeah, I am."
"What kind of things do you paint?"
"Oh, you know, whatever."
"Well, if you ever need a model, I'm right down the hall, in 206."
"Right, I'll, uh, keep that in mind."
A few days later, Mia was looking out the window, trying to find something to paint, but nothing appealed to her. She then remembered Tilda's offer. She'd never tried painting a human subject, and the challenge suddenly piqued her interest.
A bit later, Mia knocked on Tilda's door.
"Oh, hello, Mia." Tilda instantly smiled on seeing her. "Can I do something for you?"
"Yeah, I thought I'd take you up on your offer."
"Oh, good. I look forward to working with you."
"My place, about eight?"
"It's a date."
At eight, Mia heard Tilda knock on her door. Mia opened the door, to find Tilda standing there, wearing a bathrobe.
"Um, interesting choice of..." Mia suddenly realized what Tilda had meant by 'model'. She wondered how this hadn't dawned on her before.
"I could say the same about you." She referred to Mia's overalls, with nothing underneath.
"Oh, this old thing, yeah. It's my painting clothes."