Back ten years or so, I was locked up in a state prison for some reason. Don't ask me, long story that nobody reading this should really give a fuck about. Turns out Julia Roberts was locked up there as well for a few days for protesting something. She was dressed up pretty formally, suit jacket, button down shirt, dress shoes, socks, hair tied back, the whole ordeal.
I could tell by the look on her face that she thought I was some neanderthal. It was so hot that year in the summer, I had to take my shirt off. I was sweating through there.
I talked to her for a bit but the heat was getting to her and she just couldn't understand why she was locked up, sitting off to the side completely distancing herself for such 'commoners' like me. Kind of turned me on how stuck up she was, to tell you the truth. I wondered how the hell she was able to even breathe through all that dress clothes. Her hair was getting all wispy and she was sweating a bit. I suggested to her maybe she ought to loosen her clothes up a bit or else she'll pass out but she refused to listen to me and continued to be stubborn.