Captain Falcon looked in the mirror, gazing admiringly at the handsome, toned man looking back at him. As often resulted from these bouts of self adoration, the Captain felt a sudden stirring in his manhood, pressing eagerly against the tightness of his jumpsuit. The pulsing of his massive member caused the fabric around the immediate area to come alive. He felt constricted; he wanted to be free. Captain Falcon fidgeted impatiently with his belt.
Taking a few quick glances to make sure he was entirely alone, Falcon slowly began to let his gloved hands roam across his body. His fingers trailed lightly across the span of his chest, drawing lazy circles around his nipples, spiraling closer, and closer, until he began to pinch them -- gingerly at first, and then with increasingly desperate fervor.
Looking up briefly, Falcon made eye contact with the Falcon in the mirror; the pure, animal lust radiating from the triangular slits of his helmet. Licking his dry lips, Falcon closed his eyes, savoring the feel of his hands on his own body. Ridiculously, he felt a sudden urge to see himself flex.
Opening his eyes, he began positioning his body in ways to properly display his muscular physique: now lifting his leg in the arc of a high kick, now flexing his barrel chest while kneeling in front of the mirror. The Falcon in the mirror looked on, approvingly.
"Do you like that?" he asked, flexing his arm downwards.
To his surprise, the Falcon in the mirror seemed to move its mouth, as if going through the motions to form the word: "Yes."
Stunned, Falcon stood up, studying the reflection in the mirror. He moved his arm; the Other did as well. He flexed his bicep; as did the Other. Placing his hands on the frame of the mirror, Captain Falcon studied his reflection closely. A playful grin seemed to play upon the visage of the Other. Though peculiar, Falcon could not deny that this experience was strangely (or perhaps not so strangely) arousing.
"Are you me?" he asked, feeling suddenly foolish for asking.
A sudden ripple across the surface of the mirror temporarily distorted the reflection contained in the glass. When the image began to clear, Falcon was astonished to see that the Falcon in the mirror was not wearing the green-gray jumpsuit that he was; but a gray jumpsuit instead, with pink gloves and pink boots. Blinking his eyes in disbelief, he stood in front of the mirror in silence, concluding that he must be experiencing some sort of hallucination -- brought about by race-related stress, perhaps.
A sharp, arrogant laugh echoed across the room, bringing the Captain back to reality. As if things could not get any stranger, he realized that the laugh had been his own.