Author's Note: Originally there was much more to this story, but as I began to write, the word count grew much higher than I anticipated and as a general rule, I like to have no more than 3 pages per story. Therefore, I only included a portion of what I originally intended this story to be. So if there's any interest, another chapter may result. As always, votes and comments appreciated. Enjoy.
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I check my breath, my shirt and my hair before I knocked on the door; I appeared presentable enough. The truth is I'm not usually this nervous when it comes to women. But this particular woman deserved a bit more attention than the average girl at the bar. I knock three times; nothing. I knock three times more; a muffled response and hurried footsteps. I raise my hand to knock one more time when the door swings wide open. She stands there with her long trademark blond hair soaking wet, wearing a hotel bathrobe that hugs her curvaceous figure nicely. Reese Witherspoon, as I live and breath.
'Am I early?' I asked, trying my best not to stare at the hint of cleavage showing at the top of her robe.
'No, I'm late. I only got back to the room about 20 minutes ago. Come on in Nate,' she said in that casual southern voice of hers.
I walk past her into the hotel room; a room which was clearly more expensive that the one studio had gotten me. But then, she is the A-lister, I'm just the borderline unknown supporting actor. She continues to talk, I barely listen as I marvel at the view of the New York skyline.
'Larry insisted on doing 23 takes for that restaurant scene. I know he's supposed to be a great director, but he's driving me insane. We went overtime today by well over an hour. I was hoping I could hop into the shower before you arrived. So I apologise in advance it I'm still covered in soap suds. You want something to drink?' she asked, gesturing at the mini-bar.
'I'm fine thanks,' I replied, turning my attention back to her.
'You sure? It's all on the Warner Brothers Studio's dime,' she said as she dried her hair with a towel.
'In that case,' I said as I grabbed a bottle of vodka, and a bottle of Coca-Cola and brought them to the coffee table.
Reese smiled and grabbed two glasses and followed me to the couch where we both sat down. I quickly mixed the Coke and vodka before handing a glass to her.
'Cheers,' we both said, almost in unison.
We both took a sip before she leaned forward and grabbed a large script from the table. She opened it up to a page somewhere in the middle which was completely annotated with her own hand written notes. She turned to me and said,
'As I told you over the phone earlier, we have to go over the conference room scene. I was thinking we could run through it a few times before we moved onto other things. But even then, I think we both have a firm grasp on the dialogue. We just have to learn the scene off by heart seeing as Larry wants this filmed in a single long unbroken camera shot. Come to think of it, maybe we should start off with the scenes at the bar and the office and leave the conference room scene till last. It does have the least dialogue after all. What do you think?'
I sat there speechless for a moment, realising in that moment I wasn't half as devoted to this film as she was. When Reese didn't hear me reply, she looked up and saw my expression.
'Something wrong Nate?' she chuckled.
'I'm sorry, I didn't realise we had been set homework.'
She laughed. 'No I'm sorry, I can be a bit controlling and overbearing. That's my maternal side creeping into my professional life.'
'I'm still not sure how you could have 2 kids and still look great in a two-piece.'
'I do not look great in a bikini,' she said embarrassed.
'I was less than 5 metres away when you filmed that swimming pool scene yesterday, you looked fantastic. Very sexy.'
'Thankyou, that's very sweet,' she said, clearly blushing.
'Truth is, that was probably the best part of the movie,' I mumbled, more to myself than to her.
Reese clearly heard what I had said, but she debated for a second whether to follow up on it. After several seconds of silence, she asked,
'You don't like this film much do you?'
'I don't like it at all,' I replied without a beat. 'How can you tell?'
'Well for starters, for the past two weeks on set, you've keep saying the best part of the movie is when I'm in the bikini and our upcoming sex scene.'
I struggled to suppress a wry smile but couldn't quite pull it off. I looked at Reese, half expecting her to be fuming, but instead, her expression was similar to mine.
'Does it bother you when I say crap like that?' I asked, genuinely concerned about possibly making her feel awkward.
'Well, technically it's borderline sexual harassment, but somehow when you say stuff like that, it comes across as endearing.'
'What a lovely sentiment, I think. Cheers,' I chuckled, raising my glass.
'Cheers,' she laughed and to my surprise, drained the entire glass in one go.
Without asking, she took the mostly empty glass from my hand and refilled it, half with coke, half vodka. We clinked our glasses together once more before each taking smaller sips. It hit me almost immediately that the balance of coke and vodka had definitely shifted to the latter's favour during the refill.
'Seriously though, what's you problem with the script?' she asked.
'The dialogue is just sooo badly written and the story is by-the-numbers drivel,' I explained.
To my surprise, Reese laughed and nodded in agreement. 'I have rolled my eyes more than once in between camera takes.'
'You know, I'm just a small time actor from Australia. To me this is just a job and a stepping stone to bigger and better things. You're Reese Witherspoon, Academy Award winning actress who's getting paid $20 million.
'Your point?' she inquired.
'What's your excuse for taking this role?'
'Okay, for the record, I'm only being paid $10 million for this film, and I signed up for it very early on. It was actually a very good script once. But it's gone through so many rewrites that now it just boils down to a sleazy romance film. I was contractually obliged, pure and simple.'
'Yeah, it's going to be a train wreck by the time it's finished.'
'Oh stop your whining, you're not the one who has to strip down in front of the camera,' she scoffed.
'You're not nervous are you?'
'I've only ever done one nude scene before; and I was panicked throughout the whole thing. I'm not exactly looking forward to filming something that'll become a masturbatory aid for lonely men world wide,' she said before pausing to take another sip. Suddenly, she turned and looked me straight in the eyes and said, 'You know, you've barely been in my hotel room for 5 minutes and we're already talking about my getting naked in front of the cameras. How do you do that?'
'It's a gift,' I smiled. 'If you're uncomfortable with nudity, why did you take the role in the first place? This was always a pretty sexual movie, regardless of any rewrites.'
'I don't know, I'm a divorced mother of two who has barely had a date since my divorce. It seemed like an easy way to get groped without feeling bad the next morning,' she said casually.
I lowered the glass from my lips and looked at her, she wasn't laughing or even smiling and I detected no sarcasm in her voice. I lowered the glass even further and placed it on the coffee table. Reese was absentmindedly flicking through the script when the silence hit her. She caught me staring, jaw on the floor. She raised her hand to her face and laughed quietly to herself,
'Seriously? What is it about you that makes me talk about this shit?'
I leaned back on the sofa and laughed with her. I got the feeling that a lot of this laughter was only there to delay my next question which inevitably came when I asked her,
'That can't be the only reason you took the role? Because that's just sad,' I said, still laughing.
'In hindsight, I'm starting to wonder if that's the only reason too.'
'Reese Witherspoon, actress, Oscar winner, horny MILF,' I muttered under my breath.
But once more she heard me and waved her finger at me like one would to a misbehaved child. 'You're a sweet guy Nate, but every once in awhile, that sexist, misogynist streak of yours rears its ugly head.'
'Ugly but endearing?' I asked, trying to push my luck.
'Oddly yes.'
We both laughed and finished our drinks one more time. I was drinking faster than usual, no doubt to make up for my nervousness. Reese and I had been working together for several weeks now, but somehow I still find myself to be awkward and clumsy around her. Almost like every meeting is a first date. Meanwhile, she was casual but professional as always. She exuded this calm, confident quality, even as she sat there, less than a metre away wearing only a bathrobe and I imagine, nothing else underneath.