Title: Ramona's blowjob
Note: I do not own the rights to Scott Pilgrim
Ramona Flowers loved to play with herself sexually. She jerked off a lot and clogged toilets frequently. She also loved playing with her anus given it was good for her prostate.
She was just careful not to get hard in public because it was always an embarrassing thought. Given she was bisexual, it was extra tricky. She was not always like this, not that she seemed to mind having a dick. Once upon a time, she ran into a sex genie, who is a genie that gives sex-related wishes. Ramona can't remember the details, but she somehow ended up with a penis. Weirdly, she didn't mind having a penis and found it much easier to handle bathroom breaks.
Scott did not know what he signed up for when he came over to meet with Ramona that snowy night. He asked her, "Is there something I need to know about you, as you seem different from other girls?"
Ramona then said "What do you mean by that?" puzzled. Scott saw a bulge in her pants that was not "what most girls had" and pointed to it and asked,"Is that what I think it is"?
Ramona snarked and said "Yes, it is a dick. I didn't ask to be stuck with a dick, I was once a regular cis lady, but I met a sex genie who was a complete idiot and well, there I am." Scott said, "That's so cool, can I see?"