Pulp Feetion

PULP FEETION a Foot fetish parody of Pulp Fiction

(Mia Fallace and Vincent Sega are sat in Jackoff Rabbit Slims, a classic themed diner.)

Mia: Marsellus said you just got back from Amsterdam

Vincent: Sure did. I heard you did a movie.

Mia: That was my fifteen minutes.

Vincent: What was it?

Mia: It was a porn about a team of female secret agents called "Fuck force Five"

Vincent: What?

Mia: "Fuck Force Five" Fuck, as in we're a bunch of slutty chicks. Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with. Five, as in there's one...two...three...four...five of us. There was a blonde one, Jenna Jameson from the 90s, she was the leader. A Japanese one, a black one, a French one and a brunette one, me. We all had special skills. Jameson had giant tits, the Japanese fox was a bukkake master, the black girl was a dp expert, the French fox' specialty was oral.

Vincent: What was your specialty?

Mia: Feet. The character I played, Raven McCoy, her background was she was raised by circus performers. So, she grew up doing a circus act with her feet. According to the show she was the sexiest woman in the world with her feet. But because she grew up in the circus, she was also something of an acrobat. She was very flexible. And she knew a zillion old jokes, her grandfather, an old vaudevillian, taught her. If we woulda got picked up, they woulda worked in a gimmick where every episode I woulda told an old joke.

Vincent: Do you remember any of the jokes?

Mia: Well, I only got the chance to say one, cause we only did one show.

Vincent: Tell me.

Mia: No, It's really corny.

Vincent: C'mon don't be that way.

Mia: No you won't like it and I'll be embarrassed.

Vincent: You told it in front of fifty million people, and you can't tell it to me? I promise I won't laugh.

Mia: (Laughing) That's what I'm afraid of.

(Ed Sullivan speaks over a loudspeaker off camera)

Ladies and gentlemen, now the moment you've all been waiting for, the world-famous Jackrabbit Slim's twist contest. One lucky couple will win this handsome trophy that Marilyn here is holding. Now who will be our first contestants?

(Mia holds up her hand)

Mia: Right Here!

(Vincent reacts)

Mia: I wanna dance!

Vincent: No no no no no...

Mia: I do believe Marsellus, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted, now, I want to dance. And afterwards you are going to give me a foot massage.

(Mia and Vincent dance to Chuck Berry's "You never can tell". For the duration of the dance, we focus on Mia's legs and feet. She is dancing barefoot and slowly grinds her soles into the dirty floor as she dances. The entire scene is slow motion foot fetish wet dream completely focused on Mia's feet and she exaggerates dances moves as we get a great look at her feet in different positions. Towards the end of the dance, we catch Mia's face, and she has a very sexy evil face. Like she has dirty plans for later that she knows could get her in big trouble.)

(The scene changes to Mia's home. Vincent is rubbing her feet in a completely platonic way. He is trying his absolute best not to look at Mia's feet too much. Mia is propped up in a comfy chair with her feet out, sipping a cocktail. Her feet are still dirty from the dance floor at Jack Rabbit Slims. We catch a close up before Vincent's hands return to their work)

Mia: Did you think of something to say?

Vincent: Actually, there is something I have wanted to ask you about, but you seem like a nice person and I didn't want to offend you.

Mia: Oooooo This doesn't sound like mindless boring getting-to-know-you chit chat. This sounds like you actually have something to say.

Vincent: Only if you promise not to get offended.

Mia: You can't promise something like that. I have no idea what you're gonna ask. You could ask what you're gonna ask me, and my natural response could be to be offended. Then, through no fault of my own I could have broken my promise.

Vincent: Then let's just forget it.

Mia: That is an impossibility. Trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility.

Vincent: Is that a fact?

(Mia nods Yes)

Mia: Besides, it is more exciting when you don't have permission.

Vincent: What do you think about what happened to Antwan?

Mia: Whose Antwan?

Vincent: Tony Rocky Horror.

Mia: He fell out a window.

Vincent: That's one way to say it. Another way is, he was thrown out. Another way is, he was thrown out by Marsellus. And even another way is, he was thrown out a window by Marsellus because of you.

Mia: Is that a fact?

Vincent: No it's not, it's just what I heard.

Mia: Who told you this?

Vincent: They

Mia: They talk a lot don't they.

Vincent: They certainly do.

Mia: Well don't be shy Vincent, what exactly did they say?

(Vincent is slow to answer)

Mia: Let me help you bashful. Did it involve the F word?

Vincent: No. They just said you gave Rocky Horror a foot job.

Mia: And?

(Mia lifts her right foot right into Vincent's face carefully smothering her soles across his nose. With her left she teases his crotch with her toes)

Vincent: Well, I'm of the opinion that Marsellus can live his whole life, and never ever hear about this incident...

(Mia points to the ground and Vincent assumes the position on his knees in front of her ready to worship Mia's feet. She dangles her feet above his face, and he takes a deep breath attempting to inhale her aroma. She then places her feet on his face sandwiching his nose between both feet. Then after a few seconds she slides her down his face rubbing the dirt from the dance floor onto his face. After a few reps of smothering Vincent's face with her dirty soles, Vincent moves on to worshiping her feet. He sucks every toe taking extra time for the big toes. He licks between each toe. Then he proceeds to lick from heel to toe across her sole. After a few minutes of exaggerated foot worship, Mia unzips Vincent's pants and pulls out his hard cock. She slowly teases his cock with her feet for a while before giving him the best foot job of his life.)

(Right before Vincent is about to cum)

Mia: Why are men with foot fetishes always losers?

(Vincent cums)

Mia: (Looking at camera breaking fourth wall) They love the smell of defeat.

END