PULP FEETION a Foot fetish parody of Pulp Fiction
(Mia Fallace and Vincent Sega are sat in Jackoff Rabbit Slims, a classic themed diner.)
Mia: Marsellus said you just got back from Amsterdam
Vincent: Sure did. I heard you did a movie.
Mia: That was my fifteen minutes.
Vincent: What was it?
Mia: It was a porn about a team of female secret agents called "Fuck force Five"
Vincent: What?
Mia: "Fuck Force Five" Fuck, as in we're a bunch of slutty chicks. Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with. Five, as in there's one...two...three...four...five of us. There was a blonde one, Jenna Jameson from the 90s, she was the leader. A Japanese one, a black one, a French one and a brunette one, me. We all had special skills. Jameson had giant tits, the Japanese fox was a bukkake master, the black girl was a dp expert, the French fox' specialty was oral.
Vincent: What was your specialty?
Mia: Feet. The character I played, Raven McCoy, her background was she was raised by circus performers. So, she grew up doing a circus act with her feet. According to the show she was the sexiest woman in the world with her feet. But because she grew up in the circus, she was also something of an acrobat. She was very flexible. And she knew a zillion old jokes, her grandfather, an old vaudevillian, taught her. If we woulda got picked up, they woulda worked in a gimmick where every episode I woulda told an old joke.
Vincent: Do you remember any of the jokes?
Mia: Well, I only got the chance to say one, cause we only did one show.
Vincent: Tell me.
Mia: No, It's really corny.
Vincent: C'mon don't be that way.
Mia: No you won't like it and I'll be embarrassed.
Vincent: You told it in front of fifty million people, and you can't tell it to me? I promise I won't laugh.
Mia: (Laughing) That's what I'm afraid of.
(Ed Sullivan speaks over a loudspeaker off camera)
Ladies and gentlemen, now the moment you've all been waiting for, the world-famous Jackrabbit Slim's twist contest. One lucky couple will win this handsome trophy that Marilyn here is holding. Now who will be our first contestants?
(Mia holds up her hand)
Mia: Right Here!
(Vincent reacts)
Mia: I wanna dance!
Vincent: No no no no no...
Mia: I do believe Marsellus, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted, now, I want to dance. And afterwards you are going to give me a foot massage.
(Mia and Vincent dance to Chuck Berry's "You never can tell". For the duration of the dance, we focus on Mia's legs and feet. She is dancing barefoot and slowly grinds her soles into the dirty floor as she dances. The entire scene is slow motion foot fetish wet dream completely focused on Mia's feet and she exaggerates dances moves as we get a great look at her feet in different positions. Towards the end of the dance, we catch Mia's face, and she has a very sexy evil face. Like she has dirty plans for later that she knows could get her in big trouble.)
(The scene changes to Mia's home. Vincent is rubbing her feet in a completely platonic way. He is trying his absolute best not to look at Mia's feet too much. Mia is propped up in a comfy chair with her feet out, sipping a cocktail. Her feet are still dirty from the dance floor at Jack Rabbit Slims. We catch a close up before Vincent's hands return to their work)
Mia: Did you think of something to say?
Vincent: Actually, there is something I have wanted to ask you about, but you seem like a nice person and I didn't want to offend you.
