The moment the cargo doors opened again Vegeta strode out and gazed up at the massive building before him. "It's so... domey."
"Impressive, huh?"
Vegeta didn't need to turn to know that Bulma was beaming with pride.
"It's fine. For Earth standards I guess."
The woman let out a huff of frustration. "I suppose you're more used to mansions or... I dunno, fucking castles? Did Saiyans have castles."
"Yeah, and it was awesome." The spires on his father's castle would pierce the skies above the planet. It was supposed to be his... Frieza had paid for what he did to the Saiyans and it pained Vegeta that it hadn't been him to defeat the evil space emperor.
"Not everything is a competition you know."
"Sounds like something the one losing said competitions would say."
Bulma threw her hands up. "Ugh, just shut up and follow me. I'm about to suffocate from your smell."
"Bitch, you love it," he mumbled under his breath.
"What was that?"
"Shut up."
They walked in silence the rest of the way and inside the main lobby which seemed to span for miles.
"So, all of this is yours?" Vegeta said, not meaning to say it out loud.
"Well, technically, it's my father's, but he's getting old. And he's due for retirement but something just keeps him running. I have a suspicion he has invented something to elongate and invigorate his life."
Vegeta perked up. "Elongate life you say?"
Bulma glared. "Don't get any ideas."
"Like I need it..."
The woman opened her mouth to retort but instead just grit her teeth and continued on. She led him to the elevator at the back and they took it up to the second floor to the living quarters. Vegeta swore that he could hear her breathing in deep, as if she wanted to smell his manly musk. A smirk tickled at one corner of his mouth. It made sense. Saiyan women were the same. Or at least that's what Nappa had told him. His old companion had explained that the women of their race were attracted to the scent of a man and it was a part of their mating process. To have Nappa explain that all in detail to him was unfortunate, but he had no one else to learn from.
"Are you okay, woman?" he hummed in his huskiest voice.
Bulma cleared her throat and brushed her bangs from her eyes. "Uh, yeah. Wait, what do you mean?"
The elevator door pinged and opened and the Saiyan stepped out into the hallway and started walking.
"Hey, it's this way!" She called after him.
Vegeta turned. "Well, hurry up, I don't have all day."
"Ugh, I'm really starting to regret letting you into my home." She ran both hands through her hair in frustration. "I'm honestly shocked that you haven't blown the place to shit by now."
Vegeta chuckled. He rather enjoyed getting on her nerves. "I can't blow stuff to shit if I'm dirty and hungry and tired. Maybe tomorrow if you're lucky."
She pulled open the bathroom door and gestured him curtly inside. He walked in without looking at her.
"Now, I trust you know how a shower works..."
"The hell's a shower?"
"Oh my god." She opened the shower door and turned the water on. Steam began to quickly rise. The moment she turned he began peeling off his armour and the tights underneath. Bulma turned back around and her face went bright red.
"Vegeta!"
"What?" He tossed the leggings to the floor, now stark naked before her. His muscled body was a warzone of scars and marks. Despite his super speed he sure did get hit a lot. And she couldn't help her gaze from going south and taking in his... saiyanhood. It really was worthy of a Prince. "Also, I know what a shower is. Idiot."
"I'm the idiot?" Bulma clenched her fists at her sides, the urge to strike him growing. But she knew that it would do nothing. It would have the same effect as leaning in and kissing him on the cheek. "I'm not the one with no home, no family, no friends, stranded on an alien planet on the other side of the galaxy."
"Why are you still here?" He stepped into the steaming shower and the door hissed shut behind him.
She spun on her heels and marched to the door. "Fuck you, Vegeta." The slamming door didn't make him flinch.
He glanced over his shoulder to make sure she was really gone. "Yeah, you wish..."
#
Bulma slammed the door to her room, still angry that Vegeta had embarrassed her like that. It did not help to see him fully nude before her. He was even more glorious than she had imagined, and she had imagined a lot during her down time on Namek. Being stuck in that fucking cave while the boys went off on their adventures had pissed her off to no end.
"Fucking men..." she grumbled as she tore her shirt off and tossed it across the room. "Human or alien there's literally no difference..." her hands went behind her back and her bra came free. She sighed as it fell to the floor and her ample breasts hung freed of their confines. Then she lifted her arms and pulled a breast aside to look at the growing jungle in her armpits.
"Oh god..." she groaned, "my pussy and legs are gonna be no better..." And she was right. She stood naked before her mirror and marvelled at the bush around her sex. "I need to invent something to stop hair growth... perhaps some kind of anti-hair energy field. No, that'd take an insane amount of power."