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A great many people have undertaken to portray Agatha Christie's Belgian detective, Hercule Poirot, but in my opinion, none has done it as well as David Suchet, star of ITW productions of Poirot. It is his image that I use as my visual and those of Hugh Fraser (Captain Hastings), Pauline Moran (Miss Lemon) and Philip Jackson (Chief Inspector Japp). ENJOY!
*****
Felicity Lemon entered Poirot's office early, as she always did, neatly balancing his beloved tisane and several articles of mail that had arrived late yesterday. Her blue and white dress swirled gently around her ankles and the fine fabric molded to the contours of her thighs and ass as she set the tray on the desk.
"Ah, Miss Lemon! You are feeling well today?"
"Yes, Mr. Poirot. Right as rain."
"Very good." He accepted the cup and saucer from her with a smile.
"Have you seen this morning's paper?"
"No.
Pourquoi
?"
Miss Lemon unfolded the paper and laid it at Poirot's side. The page showed a photo of the delectable Joceline Tarrant, a stylish hat cocked on her head. The review that accompanied spoke volumes of the greatness of her talent and her obvious beauty. "You said you saw her last night."
"
Oui
, Miss Lemon. She was absolute perfection."
"That's high praise coming from you, Mr. Poirot." She pulled the shades aside, welcoming the weak English sunlight. "She must have been very good."
"That is, how you say, an understatement, Miss Lemon. Miss Joceline Tarrant was most probably the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life."
"Well, what about me?"
Poirot turned to his secretary, confusion furrowing his brow. "What about you, Miss Lemon?"
"You don't think I'm beautiful?"
"
Mais oui, mademoiselle
! I have always thought that you were beautiful!"
"Then why didn't you ever ask me out to dinner or to a show?"
"Miss Lemon, " Poirot took a sip of the tisane, quickly becoming frustrated with the conversation. "You and I have had dinner quite a bit … "
"But not in a romantic sense."
"Really, Miss Lemon!"
"Well, it's the truth, Mr. Poirot. You have never taken me to dinner and looked at me as if I was beautiful."
"Miss Lemon, when have you ever seen Poirot romantic?"
The elegant Miss Lemon turned to her employer, her expression showing that she was working through her memories, searching for an answer that matched his question. A small smile creased her lips when she came to the realization that there was no time that she'd ever seen him romantic. "You're quite right, Mr. Poirot. I have never seen you romantic."
"Thank you. Now will you kindly leave me in peace to enjoy my tisane?"
Poirot hated the smug smile that Miss Lemon carried with her but he knew it was better than telling her the truth. No woman wanted to hear that a man was not attracted to her. And Miss Lemon would not let him forget if she found out. The phone rang in the other room and he heard the muffled drone of Miss Lemon's voice as she answered. A few seconds later, she pushed the connecting glass panel aside.
"Miss Joceline Tarrant for you, sir."
Poirot choked, dropping his spoon onto his spotless blotter. He avoided Miss Lemon's questioning glare and daintily dabbed at his mouth. "Put her through."
"Yes, sir."
A deep breath, a calm smoothing of napkin.
She's just another woman
, Poirot told himself. When the phone rang, startling him, he knew those words just weren't true. He lifted the receiver with an unsteady hand. "Poirot."
"
Monsieur
Poirot? It's Joceline. Joceline Tarrant. We met at Club Tropico last night."
"Yes, yes, Miss Tarrant. I have not forgotten our meeting so quickly. How can I be of service to you?"
"Someone's trying to kill me, Mr. Poirot, and I need your help."
*****
Poirot arranged to meet her at the corner café, a nice, quiet place that had a number of booths inside and did not cater to the discriminatory undercurrent that flowed through the city. He arrived fifteen minutes early, his charcoal gray pants perfectly creased, his striped vest and cravat perfectly starched and his jacket perfectly pressed. His matching bowler had been steamed and blocked, his kid gloves oiled and the silver duck on the hilt of his walking cane gleamed in the bright sunshine.
He selected a booth near the rear of the establishment so that they could have privacy and settled in, checking the time on his pocket watch. Precisely thirteen minutes later, she entered the shop and café owner Henri dashed over, grasping both of her hands and bussing her cheeks while gushing shamelessly about her talent. She graciously accepted his praise and allowed him to be led to the booth where Poirot sat waiting.
Poirot was almost speechless at seeing her beauty in the radiance of the sunlight. The creaminess of her skin shone and he found himself drowning in the dark depths of her fathomless eyes. He swept his hat off, bowing low. "Bonjour, Miss Tarrant."
"Hello, Mr. Poirot."
He waited until she was comfortably seated and had ordered tea before speaking again. "I was very happy to hear from you again."
"I was happy to call you, Mr. Poirot, although I wish it was under better circumstances."
"
Oui, mademoiselle
. I wish this also." He gave her hand a gentle pat. "Now, tell me why you think someone is trying to kill you."
Joceline opened her purse and pulled out a hastily folded sheaf of paper. "This was left on my dressing table."
Poirot affixed his
pince-nez
on the end of his nose and took the paper, holding the edges gingerly as he pulled it open. "Was there an envelope?"
"No, sir."