I'm at a Whose Line filming, having travelled to the States specifically to see it live. I've been chosen from the audience for living scenery. Ryan and Colin are playing a couple who start off the scene preparing for bed. Ryan pretends to have a shower, so I walk up behind him and move my hands to his back, gently wiggling my fingers down his back like water, while making shower type sounds with my mouth. Ryan comments on how nice and relaxing the shower feels, and Colin, playing the wife, says it's his turn in the shower. After a little discussion Ryan gets out of the shower and Colin gets in. Colin decides to face towards the shower instead. I move my hands and wiggle my fingers down his chest.
When Colin gets out of the shower, he says something about a mirror, so I rush over to where he's standing by the steps up to the chairs, climb up a step and start trying to mirror what he does. First he mimes brushing long hair, then he starts making different facial expressions and then he puckers his lips and kisses 'the mirror'. The studio audience go wild and I go red.
Ryan says, "Look, you've embarrassed your reflection now." Then he walks up behind Colin and the man who was also chosen for this game rushes up behind me to play Ryan's reflection. Ryan lifts his hand and puts it on Colin's shoulder, gently running it down his arm; the man behind me copies the action on me. Ryan then runs his hands in a mock sensual way down Colin's sides, starting in both armpits and finishing by holding his hips. The man behind me copies perfectly. I'm feeling rather glad that arousal is not so obvious on a woman, otherwise I'd be thoroughly embarrassed about now.
Colin then says, "Honey, that feels good," runs his hands up his belly in a sensual way and pretends to rub his imaginary boobs, so I copy his actions perfectly and actually rub my boobs. The audience goes wild again.
Ryan smiles at me and says, "Sweetie, shouldn't we be getting into bed now?" As they turn away, the man and I rush around and lay on the floor next to each other. Ryan and Colin both want my side of the bed, and Ryan says, "Oh come on honey, it's my turn on this side. You got to kiss your reflection!" So Colin walks round to the man's side. They roll us sideways (opposite ways), lay on the floor between us, next to each other and try to pull us on top of them, like covers. I willingly oblige and position myself directly on top of Ryan, facing down, with my head on his chest. I admit to myself that I'm feeling very comfortable and a bit turned on by where I am right now.
At that point they decide an earthquake hits, and accordingly start to shake and move around.
Colin comments, "I think your cover is enjoying this earthquake." And I silently agree to myself that he's right.
Ryan says, "We should shelter under a table in an earthquake. Let's go down to shelter under the kitchen table." So the man and I try to form a table by bending at the waist and linking hands over our heads. Colin and Ryan crawl underneath as best they can, though they are lying down and their legs are sticking way out.
Colin says, "Darling, I think the table is going to collapse!" So the man and I obediently collapse on top of them. I realise, as the audience goes wild again, that my face landed in Ryan's crotch, with our linked hands on Colin's crotch. At that moment the buzzer goes and we all disentangle ourselves.
As we stand up, I look at Ryan and Colin and say, "I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to land there."
Colin replies, "Don't worry about it."
And Ryan says, "Our pleasure." And gives me a wink. As I take my seat in the audience, I notice that both Colin and Ryan are sitting with their legs crossed and their hands over their crotches.
As the host says, "Well, that's one of the best games of living scenery we've ever had on this show," Colin seems to be purposely avoiding looking at anyone, but Ryan looks at me, smiles and winks. I smile back and feel myself going red again.
Later, they decide to play Moving People.
Greg Proops says, "What about getting that woman back down, the one who did Living Scenery."
The host agrees and I'm beckoned back down. I'm joined by another woman this time. I'm positioned behind Ryan, the other lady behind Colin. The scene is the usual, Colin is playing Ryan's girlfriend etc. I decide not to try getting them into any kiss type positions, because a lot of people seem to try that and Colin and Ryan don't seem to like doing it.
