Playing Games

I'm at a Whose Line filming, having travelled to the States specifically to see it live. I've been chosen from the audience for living scenery. Ryan and Colin are playing a couple who start off the scene preparing for bed. Ryan pretends to have a shower, so I walk up behind him and move my hands to his back, gently wiggling my fingers down his back like water, while making shower type sounds with my mouth. Ryan comments on how nice and relaxing the shower feels, and Colin, playing the wife, says it's his turn in the shower. After a little discussion Ryan gets out of the shower and Colin gets in. Colin decides to face towards the shower instead. I move my hands and wiggle my fingers down his chest.

When Colin gets out of the shower, he says something about a mirror, so I rush over to where he's standing by the steps up to the chairs, climb up a step and start trying to mirror what he does. First he mimes brushing long hair, then he starts making different facial expressions and then he puckers his lips and kisses 'the mirror'. The studio audience go wild and I go red.

Ryan says, "Look, you've embarrassed your reflection now." Then he walks up behind Colin and the man who was also chosen for this game rushes up behind me to play Ryan's reflection. Ryan lifts his hand and puts it on Colin's shoulder, gently running it down his arm; the man behind me copies the action on me. Ryan then runs his hands in a mock sensual way down Colin's sides, starting in both armpits and finishing by holding his hips. The man behind me copies perfectly. I'm feeling rather glad that arousal is not so obvious on a woman, otherwise I'd be thoroughly embarrassed about now.

Colin then says, "Honey, that feels good," runs his hands up his belly in a sensual way and pretends to rub his imaginary boobs, so I copy his actions perfectly and actually rub my boobs. The audience goes wild again.

Ryan smiles at me and says, "Sweetie, shouldn't we be getting into bed now?" As they turn away, the man and I rush around and lay on the floor next to each other. Ryan and Colin both want my side of the bed, and Ryan says, "Oh come on honey, it's my turn on this side. You got to kiss your reflection!" So Colin walks round to the man's side. They roll us sideways (opposite ways), lay on the floor between us, next to each other and try to pull us on top of them, like covers. I willingly oblige and position myself directly on top of Ryan, facing down, with my head on his chest. I admit to myself that I'm feeling very comfortable and a bit turned on by where I am right now.

At that point they decide an earthquake hits, and accordingly start to shake and move around.

Colin comments, "I think your cover is enjoying this earthquake." And I silently agree to myself that he's right.

Ryan says, "We should shelter under a table in an earthquake. Let's go down to shelter under the kitchen table." So the man and I try to form a table by bending at the waist and linking hands over our heads. Colin and Ryan crawl underneath as best they can, though they are lying down and their legs are sticking way out.

Colin says, "Darling, I think the table is going to collapse!" So the man and I obediently collapse on top of them. I realise, as the audience goes wild again, that my face landed in Ryan's crotch, with our linked hands on Colin's crotch. At that moment the buzzer goes and we all disentangle ourselves.

As we stand up, I look at Ryan and Colin and say, "I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to land there."

Colin replies, "Don't worry about it."

And Ryan says, "Our pleasure." And gives me a wink. As I take my seat in the audience, I notice that both Colin and Ryan are sitting with their legs crossed and their hands over their crotches.

As the host says, "Well, that's one of the best games of living scenery we've ever had on this show," Colin seems to be purposely avoiding looking at anyone, but Ryan looks at me, smiles and winks. I smile back and feel myself going red again.

Later, they decide to play Moving People.

Greg Proops says, "What about getting that woman back down, the one who did Living Scenery."

The host agrees and I'm beckoned back down. I'm joined by another woman this time. I'm positioned behind Ryan, the other lady behind Colin. The scene is the usual, Colin is playing Ryan's girlfriend etc. I decide not to try getting them into any kiss type positions, because a lot of people seem to try that and Colin and Ryan don't seem to like doing it.

As the scene unfolds, I find myself reaching up to turn Ryan's head a lot, which seems to have the effect of rubbing my chest on his back a lot, (resulting in hardening of my nipples). The other lady decides that they are going to cuddle, and reaches Colin's arms around Ryan. I'm a little too close, though, and Colin's hand sweeps across my chest on its way around. I see the surprised look on Colin's face and feel myself going a little red. I smile at him, then reach Ryan's hands around Colin to return the hug.

The scene continues a little way, until the other lady forgets to move Colin's feet, trying to get him to move forward by only moving his torso. This has the usual effect, and Colin begins to fall. I can see it happening, but can't do anything in time, as Colin crashes into Ryan, who falls backward onto me, and we all end up sprawling on the floor again, leaving the woman as the only one left standing.

The host buzzes the end of the game at that point. Aware that Ryan gets a bad back sometimes, I immediately whisper to him, asking if he's alright. He nods in return and gets up with ease as soon as Colin is off him. However, as I try to stand, I become aware of a pain in my ankle and sit back down again on the floor. Colin and Ryan have now shaken the other lady's hand and she is already making her way back to her seat. Then they spot me on the floor still and ask if I'm OK.

I reply, "I think I twisted my ankle when we fell. I can't put any weight on it."

An on set medic is brought over and feels around my ankle a bit. He announces that it's just a twisted ankle, soft tissue damage only and no broken bones. I get taken backstage and ice is put around my ankle while filming continues. I'm a little disappointed that I'm missing out on the rest of the filming, but not too much as I did get to participate in two games with my favourite actors. After filming has finished, the celebs come backstage to see how I am. I assure them that I'm fine.

Ryan says, "I'm sorry you missed the rest of the show."

I reply, "It's OK, it doesn't matter because I got to take part in two games with you and Colin. You're my favourite two." Then I feel myself going red again as I realise I said that out loud in front of all of them and half the behind the scenes crew. They all chuckle and slowly drift away. A short while later, as the medic is checking my ankle again, Colin and Ryan reappear to see how I'm doing. The medic assures them that the swelling has gone down and I'll be fine as long as I keep off it for a couple of weeks.

When the medic has gone, I look at the men and say, "I really am sorry for how I landed on you two at the end of living scenery. I hope I didn't hurt you."

Ryan answers, "Not at all. I don't often get a young woman throwing herself on my lap. To be honest I quite liked it."

Colin responds with, "It didn't bother me. You only had a feel of me, you headbutted Ryan."

"But you looked so embarrassed." I say to Colin.

"Yeah," He says, going slightly red, "That's because I, um, because, I, kind of, liked it a little too much, if you get my meaning."

"Oh." I say, going red myself. "Well, it was kind of exciting for me too. I mean, it's not every day a British girl gets to sniff and touch the crotch of her two favourite celebs from across the pond."

Colin responds with, "Two favourite? I got the impression you prefer Ryan." Ryan seems a little surprised at this.

I reply, "Oh, I do like Ryan better, but you're a very close second, Colin. There's really not that much between you." At this point I look at Ryan and ask, "Is your back OK? Only, I know you have back problems and Colin did kind of fall on you back there."

He replies, "Yeah, my back is OK at the moment, thanks. You were really good at that game, by the way; remembering to keep moving my head, keeping my legs going. Not everyone remembers all those things." I kind of blush again at being complimented by THE Ryan Stiles.

Colin then chips in, "I'm really sorry about touching you in that, by the way."

I reply, "Don't be silly, it was her, not you. It's not as if you did it on purpose. Besides, I kind of liked it." Ryan looks at us kind of nonplussed, so I add, "When the other lady made Colin put his arms around you, she accidentally brushed Colin's hand over my boob."

Ryan laughs, "That explains the embarrassed sort of look then. I did wonder at that. What do you mean, you kind of liked it?"

"I mean, not counting doctors, I haven't been touched there by a man in seventeen years. So to be touched there, even accidentally, by a man I kind of fancy, sort of feels good. It's probably a good job women don't get visible boners like men do." At that point I turn beetroot and stop talking.

Ryan and Colin smile broadly at each other. Ryan then asks me, "How long are you in the States for?"

I reply, telling him a couple more weeks. Colin then asks me if I'd like to go grab a Starbucks with them. I agree and ask when. They say, "Oh, it'd have to be now. If we try to arrange anything else, something would come up to make us have to rearrange or cancel."

They agree that we'll all travel in Ryan's car, and come back for Colin's after. Colin helps me hobble along without hurting my ankle. When we get to Ryan's car, it has two front passenger seats, so I take the middle seat so that I'm sat next to both of them. We go to Starbuck's and they have a coffee and get me a fruit tea. We sit and chat for a long time.

When we finish in Starbuck's, we all pile back into Ryan's car. He takes us back to the studio to get Colin's car. When we arrive at the studio car park, Colin suggests we head back into the studio and have a little fun, as he knows it's empty now and won't be used again until tomorrow. Ryan agrees enthusiastically, so we go back into the studio.

It's still set up as it had been left at the end of filming. The player's chairs are at the back of the stage area, the host's desk is to the side, and next to the host's desk are a couple of chairs from the final game. I suggest starting with a hoedown, as it's one of my favourite games. When the other two give me looks of great distaste, I suggest that I do a hoedown verse and they don't have to join in. They decide to take seats as though they were in the audience. Ryan hums the piano tune to the hoedown as best he can and I start, "I really, really fancy Ryan Stiles, you see. I also like his friend, Colin Mochrie. I would really, really like to kiss them on the mouth. I'd also like to kiss them a little further south." Colin and Ryan both applaud as I feel myself go red, yet again.

We decide to play dead bodies, so Colin and Ryan move the two chairs from the side and place them in their usual places for the game. Ryan and I sit in the chairs and pretend to be dead.

Colin takes my hand and strokes it up and down Ryan's thigh, while making me say, "You're hot!"

He makes Ryan say, "You're hot, too!"

Then he lets go of my hand, leaving it resting on Ryan's upper thigh. Then I feel a hand stroking my thigh, from knee right up as far as it'll go without touching my mound. I feel my skirt ruffle, and it creeps up a little bit more with each stroke of Ryan's hand. Ryan's hand goes still and just rests on my upper thigh. Then my hand is placed on Ryan's chest, and I'm made to stroke his chest, in circles around one nipple, then the other. My hand is then slid down his abdomen and left to rest gently on his crotch. Then I feel Ryan's other hand touch my breast, stroking it in circles. I can feel my nipple harden, and I'm sure Ryan can too. Colin then moves Ryan's hand to my other breast, and my other nipple hardens to match the first. I can't help it, my hands, including the one on Ryan's crotch, squeezes slightly at the pleasure. Colin then takes my hand in his other hand, and while he's making Ryan fondle my breasts, he also makes me rub Ryan's crotch.

I can feel Ryan starting to rise under my hand, and it really is making me horny. Next, I feel Ryan's other hand on my leg move. My hand is left to rest on Ryan's semi hard bulge, while he's made to rub my breasts with one hand and stroke my leg with the other. It's not long before the hand stroking my leg is moved right up, so that each upward stroke touches my mound. Soon, Ryan's hand is moved directly onto my mound, under my skirt, (but over my underwear), and is stroking up and down between my legs. As Colin does this, I can feel Colin's hand also brushing my thigh. I'm starting to get wet now, and Ryan must have noticed, but I'm not sure Colin has yet. I can feel Ryan continuing to rise beneath my hand and I can't help squeezing and kneading his bulge slightly. It's taking a lot for me to not do anything more.

Suddenly, Colin's manipulation of Ryan's hands on my body stops, and I can't help but moan a little. He then takes my hand in his, and between us he undoes Ryan's fly. Colin then uses my hand to pull Ryan's cock out of his clothing. I voluntarily wrap my fingers around his shaft, as Colin moves my arm up and down, so that I'm wanking Ryan. Suddenly, I feel, without any manipulation from Colin, Ryan's fingers pulling my underwear sideways and slipping inside me; first one finger, then two. I moan audibly as Ryan moves his fingers around inside me in a magnificent way.

Suddenly, Colin pulls my hand off Ryan's piece, then the fingers disappear from inside me. I feel Colin lift me up to a standing position, then, while holding my hands, Colin pulls my underwear down to the ground. As he does this from behind me, I notice that Colin's cock has become somewhat enlarged too. I'm sat back on the chair for a while, and I hear a bit of scuffling and movement. Then Colin lifts me up in his arms, with one arm around my back and the other under my knees. He carries me a short distance, then he starts to lower me down. He doesn't put my feet on the floor, but bends down with me in his arms as I am. Then my feet touch the floor, followed very shortly by the feeling of Ryan's cock at my entrance. Ryan and I both gasp at this, and I'm lowered completely onto Ryan's enlarged cock. From the angle, I can tell that I'm facing Ryan's feet, not his head. Then I feel Colin's arms lift and lower me repeatedly on Ryan's dick. I fold my legs beneath me, as I take over the action myself, but keeping my eyes closed. I can hear Ryan starting to moan in pleasure, just as I moan and groan myself, unable to keep quiet. Next thing I know, there is another dick presenting itself at my mouth, and I understand that Colin wants me to suck him off, as I fuck his friend on the floor. I gladly oblige, and fill my mouth with gorgeous cock, as I pump more gorgeous cock with my pussy.