Where Players Fear to Tread:
I lay atop a flat transparent plane. When I looked down, there were floating islands of reality all around me. The pockets consisted of every location imaginable, and a few made my head hurt. My first thought was that I had somehow had my collision field switched off and had slipped behind the walls of the game. The more I saw, the more it made sense. I accidentally did this in older games, but how could this occur in something as sophisticated as a full dive title? Finally, I got to my feet, and game gravity appeared to be working so far. I stomped my foot once, and the entire plane let out a dull echoless tone. The shattered universe was all around me, and it reminded me of an exploded M.C. Escher painting given life and movement. Perspective was not only deceptive but random and malleable. The pockets varied in every way conceivable, size, transparency, and even direction of motion.
"Well, fuck," I cursed, and my voice came out as a synthesized mess. "This is like Alice in Wonderland tweaking on LSD or windowpane. Undiluted and pure for your recreational enjoyment."
The unfamiliar content entranced me. Most of this stuff was not in either game. The genres were vast and varied. I wondered if Kat was developing other game genres like horror. Much of what I saw fit that subject matter. An arctic landscape drifted by, and a shapeless mass erupted from beneath the ice. The monster was an amalgamation of a dozen different creatures ranging from arachnid to octopoid and a hellish mix of canine, human, and God knows what all.
"The Thing," I roared in delight. "From the John Carpenter movie, it was their version of the creature given life. I wonder if talks fell through or, stupid, this is the dev teams work area!"
Somehow, I had glitched into the midst of all those talented people that created content for Numenor. This fractured universe had to be the dev's secret testing ground. I tried to access my HUD but got an error message instead.
Player ID not recognized. Host error 5481, please exit the area immediately--safety protocols not in place.
"Aw shit," I cursed, but this time I had Whisper's voice coming out of my mouth. "Hey! Anybody! I cannot access my HUD! Traci? Surfer?! Left?" The old fear awoke, and this time the danger might be real. I repeatedly tried to call up any interface, but nothing was working. "Fuck You!" I screamed, and this time Benedict Cumberbatch's voice howled into the void. The plane I was standing on was on a collision course with a sizeable foggy patch of data. I had little time to fall flat and brace myself the best I could. The jarring sensation hurled me bodily into the ether, and I landed in the mists. I had settled on my back, staring up into the cloudy atmosphere of whatever nameless reality I was now on. The fog was cold and obscured everything. When I sat up, my spine protested. "I can feel pain and temperature. Shit."
I reluctantly rose and slowly, with arms and hands outstretched, blindly groped my way through the dense atmosphere. My hair was soaked and frozen by the cloud. The same was true of my clothing, and I could see that I was wearing tennis shoes, jeans, and a dark t-shirt. I barely stopped in time from faceplanting into a tree. I ran my fingers over the ragged bark and found four diagonal lines cut into the tree's exterior. The gouges were deep and, worst of all, fresh. I remained silent. The height of the claw marks was about head level, which made me imagine either a bear or a big ass werewolf. What else could it be? The tree was not that tall, and it stood slanted at a twenty-degree angle and covered with moss and mushrooms at its base. I did my best to gauge my steps and move as quietly as I was able. The sound of bubbling water was faint at first but grew louder as I walked closer to the source. Finally, the mystery of the fog resolved itself when I tripped and fell headfirst into a pool fed by hot springs. The sudden heat overwhelmed me as I broke the surface of the water, sputtering and gasping for breath. The wisps of steam mingled with the cold air and behold a cloud forest. I swam to the side of the pool and was about to lever myself out when I looked at the ground between my hands. I was worried about werewolves, but the thing that made that print was neither a wolf nor the size of the wolfman of fame and legend. This fucker was twice that size, at least. The depth of the track and its sheer proportions made me rethink leaving the pool. I had no weapons, no magic, nothing but my wit and tenacity to live.