Being a movie critic is a thankless job, mostly because for the most part we are paid to talk negatively about every movie that we see.
Every now and again, though, a hot Hollywood actress will ring my number in hopes of being able to personally convince me to change my mind about their film, and I knew that in the lead-up to the release of "Pitch Perfect 2", Anna Kendrick was proving to be no exception.
I had been one of the few people that didn't shower the first movie with critical acclaim, so I was expecting Anna to personally ring me up in advance of the second one coming out, and sure enough, she did, once she found out that I was planning to be critical, and some would say overly so, of the sequel.
"I don't get you John, why can't you just give in and give the movie a good review?" Anna told me over the phone after she called me up one day, complaining that everyone else had.
"Anna...a critic is SUPPOSED to be CRITICAL of everything, that's why we are called critics in the first place," I told her, growing a little frustrated with her, "but I can think of a few things we could do together that might convince me to change my mind."
"Did you just proposition me?" she asked, incredulously, before gathering herself and continuing, "I wouldn't be giving you such a hard time about this if I didn't at least find you a little bit attractive, so I guess if you want to come over to the house, we can at least talk about it, okay?"
When I arrived at her house a few hours later, she was waiting at the door for me in a pair of tight leather pants and a tight white t-shirt, smiling warmly at me as she invited me in.
"I want you to know that normally I don't dress like this when I'm around the house," Anna told me as she sat down on her couch next to me, "but I'll do ANYTHING to get you to give us a good review, so that's why I dressed so sexy for you John."
"I think we should go ahead and get down to business then Anna," I told her, staring at her chest and then between her legs as I tried not to make it too obvious what I wanted from her as we sat on the couch talking.
"I'm not the kind of girl who usually falls into bed with a guy I just met," she told me after we had been talking for a few minutes, "but clearly you want to fuck me, and truth be told, I would've let you fuck me before the first movie came out, but I was told not to whore myself out just for my career."
"But today?" I asked her playfully, raising my eyebrows as she slapped my arm and continued.
"But today...I'm gonna earn a "pitch perfect" movie review from you..." she whispered as she leaned in and kissed me, pushing me down on her couch as we swapped spit, my hands going to the back of her head as we quickly stripped each other and Anna dropped to her knees.
"And I'm going to start getting it by sucking this dick for you baby..." she whispered, winking at me as she wrapped her hands around it and went to work on it.
"MMM...OHGOD...suck it Anna..." I hissed, placing my hands on the back of her head as she started to blow me, her hands cupping my balls as she sucked on it.
"MMMMPPPPHHHH...I should've played with this dick long before now..." she hissed as she bobbed her head back and forth on it, dragging her nails across my balls as I began to fuck her face and slid my dick to the back of her throat.
