Disclaimer
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This story is not real; these events did not happen, nor are they likely to, and are not meant to represent how these celebrities act in real life. This is purely fantasy, and should be treated as such. Minors should not read further. English is not my first language, so forgive minor mistakes.
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Being sent away to a work convention wasn't something that I had planned, but wasn't something that I was complaining about. Besides the fact that I wouldn't have to work—meaning it was kinda like a paid leave, as long as I watched some lectures—I was also staying at a rather high-brow hotel.
And there were women. Lots of them, and very hot ones at that. While I wasn't the most outgoing type—though certainly not shy either—being away from home certainly did give an extra incentive to go out there and pursue some pussy.
That night I was finally able to reap this benefit, and what benefits they were!
I walked into the hotel's bar area, sat by the bar and ordered a drink. Once it arrived and I began drinking, I looked around the room; it was somewhat crowded, with the tables all occupied and lots of people around talking and drinking.
Then my eyes found her. The most gorgeous woman I had ever laid my eyes on was sitting there, by herself, in one of the tables: her long dark hair contrasting with her milky white skin, her long blue dress that more than accentuated her sizable bust, and, as she looked up to speak with a waiter, the most impressive clear blue eyes I ever saw.
"Oh God..." I spoke under my breath, still looking at her. I admired her for a while, too entranced to look away; I eventually did so when the waiter left, as her eyes met mine for an instant and I felt embarrassed for being caught staring.
As I tried to hide myself by going back to drinking, a chuckle by the bartender guy caught my attention.
"Shy with the ladies, boy?" The bartender asked him.
"Uh... No." I shook my head, stealing a glance at my newfound crush. "Just, that one over there..."
"Oh, I know." The bartender said, looking in her direction. "She is an actress, I think."
"She is?" I asked in surprise, whipping my head to her direction and then back to the bartender.
"So, are you going to give her a go or not?" The bartender asked, chuckling a bit at my surprise. As he prepared a drink, he spoke again. "Want a suggestion? Buy her a drink; it always work with women."
"Yeah, it does..." I said, smirking a bit. I ordered another drink for her, but, to my surprise, the bartender gave
me
a drink instead. "Hey, the idea is to give it to her not me!"
"Sorry, man." The bartender began, looking like he was about to laugh. "But she had the idea first."
I looked down at the drink he slid to me, processing his words in my head before looking back to the woman; this time she was looking right at me with a smile. She then brought her drink to her lips and winked at me.
I didn't even pay attention to the bartender's wishing 'good luck' or his laugh, just took my drink, stood up and walked—or rather ran—to her table, having her snicker at me when I arrived.
"Hey there." I said, trying to sound smooth.
"Hey yourself." She said with a smile, and I couldn't help smiling back at her dazzling beauty. "Are you going to sit down or not?"
I returned to reality enough to accept her offer and sat across from her at the table. "Thanks for the drink." I told her, raising my glass.
"It's a nice trick; it always works." She said with chuckle, and I couldn't help chuckling along as well at the irony.
"So, the bartender said you were a model or something like that?"
"I'm an actress, actually." She corrected me, and I smirked at her.
"An actress, eh? Let me guess... 'Transformers'?" She laughed/chuckled a bit and raised her eyebrows, with an 'are you kidding me?' look on her face. "Well, you do have the looks to pull it off."
"Maybe." She shrugged good-naturedly, making a face to tease me. "But I like to think I'm a bit too talented for that."
"I would bet..." I thought, then noticed I spoke it out loud. She smirked provocatively at me.
"Well... uh... sorry, I haven't got your name yet." She snickered.
"My name is Gabriel." I spoke. "And you are...?"
"God, you really didn't recognize me, eh? Way to flatter your way into my pants." I almost choked in surprise at the way she put it, and at how natural it sounded from her. "My name is Alexandra; Alexandra Daddario. I worked on the Percy Jackson films, the True Detective TV series, San Andreas?"
Something clicked on my head, and my eyes probably widened in surprise. "Of course! You are the girl who got naked on True Detective!"
I blurted it out at once, and thinking again it was surprising that, rather than getting angry with me, she laughed in an un-ladylike way. I couldn't help laugh uncomfortably alongside her, now a bit overwhelmed at knowing I was hitting on a Hollywood actress.
"I should have expected
that