This was inspired by the Path of Evil Module for NWN2—little besides character names and abilities are used.
The story thus far: Our party of adventurers arrives at the decrepit keep they intend to turn into their base of operations only to find that not one, not two, but three groups of enemies had infested the keep. An emissary from the devils arrived as they were discussing strategy, after the succubus got caught spying, she attempted to convince our mercenaries, who she had mistaken for heroes to assist her in defeating the Drow (the undead are apparently not a real concern). Thurlith (human sorcerer/pale master/red dragon disciple—I know it's not an optimal build, bite me) the leader of our band of mercenaries, laughs at her and proves himself not a hero, by burning the clothes from her infernal skin and taking her in the dirt. The rest of the party amuse themselves, until Caracin (human wizard) finished her scrying of the drow portion of the keep. Her hatred of devils was infamous leaving Thurlith in an awkward position and Mu'tasin (half-orc cleric), Tan (tiefling ranger) and Kvas (gnome rogue/assassin) with a show.
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"Explain. Now." Power flickered around Caracin's brown eyes, a worrisome sign that her control was weakening dangerously.
Thurlith's sense of self-preservation pulled blood away from his still engorged cock and into his brain. "Obviously you'll want to talk to—interrogate whichever devil's in charge. The Red Knight knows you've tortured enough of the low level ones we stumble over, or you summon up, trying to find your tormenter. But whoever's in charge of a succubus must be pretty powerful—"
"Which explains you balls deep in that succubus how?" Caracin asked.
"Trying to fuck answers out of her?" Mu'tasin suggested.
"Not helping." Tan noted quietly, his hand sliding almost imperceptibly towards one of his blades. He needed Thurlith alive and the last time he'd seen Caracin this angry, she'd blown up the bar they were in, then the three squads of guards who'd come to investigate, then the gates of the town they were leaving, when the guards there failed to open them fast enough.
"Not trying to." The half-orc said cheerily.
"Obviously if we just fight our way up, we'll either kill whoever's in charge, or he'll gate away. Either way, you don't get what you want." Thurlith stalled, then an idea lit up his brain, though he had a good enough poker face not to show it. "This way, we'll meet him up top, get a look at his defenses and I'll say that I want that bitch as part of my payment. He'll buy that, thinking she's fuzzed my thinking. I'll leave you behind to watch my new property, obviously I ain't leaving one of the others, I'd be too 'jealous' thinking of her with them."
Mu'tasin snorted. "Jealously guarding a succubus's cunt seems like a good way to make yourself crazy."
Caracin's eyes turned from Thurlith for the first time. The half-orc shut up.
"Which will give you an excuse to be there, examining their defenses, with spells intended to bind and control devils. Then I'll return alone, they'll betray us and we'll be free to...resolve the situation in a way that satisfies both—all of us." Thurlith concluded.
"Do you actually want the succubus?" Caracin asked, her eyes no longer glowing.
"If possible. But the priority with the devils is getting the information you need. If I want pussy, I'm sure the drow brought plenty." Thurlith replied, which drew happy agreement from Kvas and Mu'tasin.
Caracin was silent for so long that one of the others would have spoken, if not for Tan actually slipping between them and the arguing pair and making it very clear that silence was the order of the day.
"It's a good plan." The words might have been dragged from her by tortures worse than those inflicted on her nightly by her devilish visitors.
"Thank you."
"I apologize for leaping to conclusions." Those words were even more forced.
"I accept your apology. Now, Kvas, Tan, Mu'tasin, setup camp, get the wards up and schedule watches. Caracin and I will discuss what she found out about the drow and come up with a plan to present to the fiends upstairs."
Caracin started a fire with a wave of her hand and they sat together, discussing the deployment of the drow, apparently leftovers from an outpost that had been overrun by Illithids. They had fled, until they washed up here, a few dozen drow and thrice that number of slaves. They occupied the cellars of the keep and raided upwards for supplies. The keep had been taken by storm than abandoned, its granary was still full and the spells to keep the grain preserved and free of pests hadn't run down. Or perhaps the undead maintained it. A vampire would need a supply of sentients to drink from and they'd need food.
"Their leader is a priestess of Lolth. Then there's about twenty drow fighters, a mage and a big ass drider who acts as the priestess's second in command. The slaves mostly fetch and carry, but they've armed some of the orcs with captured weapons and they're using them as cannon fodder, more to reduce the number of mouths to feed than because they're effective. Then there's a couple of drow craftspeople and a handful of slave-whores who're keeping the slaves and the drow men entertained."
That caught Mu'tasin's attention. "Orcs?" He asked hopefully.
"One."
"Thurlith..."
"Fine, we'll try to take her alive."
"Good. I like 'em green as much as I like 'em black." The priest said, before resuming his chanting.
"There are several stairs down, all guarded by both sides, but the ground floor is collapsing into the cellar, and a number of the drow have items which let them fly, so they're able to get in and out without much trouble..."
"Unless they run into a squadron of imps. That was a sight, let me tell you. I didn't even know those little devils had pricks." Kvas began.
"Strategy, not pornography. At the moment." Thurlith said.
Kvas pouted at his friend. "Too bad, you don't know what you're missing."
"Okay, we'll go topside, then down the outside. Mu'tasin and me will go down one of the main ways, drawing their attention while Kvas and Tan sneak down the holes. Priests and mages are your priority target. Leave the slaves and whores alone, unless you have to kill them. NO FUCKING UNTIL WE'VE DEALT WITH THE DROW. And the devils."
"One time that happened." Mu'tasin muttered.
"Yeah, but that was with a fucking harpy." Thurlith pointed out.
"I don't even know how you could get it up for one, especially as the rest of us were busy fighting her entire brood."
"I hadn't had any pussy in six weeks. When I came over to your side, I was promised gold, blood and pussy. I'd had plenty of the first two, needed more of the third. Let me tell you, that bird lady could sing given proper inspiration."
"I know. We all know. We could all hear." Thurlith noted.
"Yeah, like you're one to talk."