"I don't suppose that you might find time in your busy schedule to have dinner with me tonight?" WOW!!
"YOU are a very forward young man," she said with a smile. I could see she wasn't angry but seemed almost flattered by my attention. I couldn't understand why -- she must have got that sort of attention wherever she went. I had a moment now to take in her beauty. So different from stars of today (sorry, 2012 -- heck what day is it?). Her lips were lipstick red, a luscious red that made them beg to be kissed. Her breasts were supported in the costume which was far more solid than one that might be worn today (here we go again!). I could smell her perfume, heady and aromatic, and bloody sexy. I felt my nostrils flare and my cock, forgotten until now, respond to this, thought to be, unattainable woman.
A sort of puzzled expression appeared on her face then, "I think I can manage that," she said finally after what seemed an age. "I'm staying at a hotel; pick me up at 7:00." A deep breath, where the bloody hell was I going to take her? I hadn't a clue where I was!
"I'm new LA," I said with a confident smile and hoping that I was right, "you book the restaurant. You probably know them well. Book the best mind," I added with a smile, "if I'm taking the most beautiful woman in Hollywood out to dinner I don't want to skimp!"
She laughed, "You English! I said you are a flatterer," and she prodded me playfully in the chest.
A look of feigned chagrin crossed my features, "I only tell the truth dear lady, the truth and nothing but the truth." This caused an even deeper laugh that pushed so many buttons in my (?) body. Would it be possible? Could all my fantasies come true? Well -- you never know. Things were moving on apace!
"I must go and get changed then off to another shoot. I will be ready for you at 7:00. Here's my address," she said over her shoulder as she handed me a slip of paper and left by the other door. I watched her walk away on those 3 inch heels. Her arse!!!!! The movement. Jesus Christ, her arse was . . . I don't have the bloody words.
Look, plain and simple, I'm an arse man. Well, I mean, I'm a 'woman' man and I like female arses. I like anal sex so that's what I look for in a woman. I also like 'shapely' woman not the thinner body shape that seems more popular today (look -- when I say 'today' I mean my 'time' -- 2012. OK?). Cyd was this in spades although she didn't have a 'bubble butt' so enamoured today it was flatter, more powerful I suppose. She was, after all, a dancer. She has wonderful hips and legs -- well I've already described them. Watching her walk away was almost enough to give me an orgasm standing there but I held on!
As the door closed I had time to take stock. What was happening? How did I know I was in Los Angeles? Hollywood? I couldn't figure it out, I just did. Now it was time to do some digging. There was a calendar on the desk. 5
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May 1954. Deep breath; eyes closed; calm down!
OK. Calm now. Look in pockets. Trousers first -- I was wearing what seemed to be a very expensive suit that fitted perfectly. Money in one pocket - American money. Looked at the coins and knew what they were. How I don't know but it did. Keys in the other. Seemed to be hotel keys -- room 701. They had this big, heavy fob with 'ROYAL' stamped on. I hoped there was only one ROYAL!
Jacket next. Side pocket and a set of car keys with a number on. Didn't recognise it -- not surprising -- but it looked as if it might be a registration number. Not to worry -- sort that out later. Inside pocket contained a wallet. Lots of dollars, hundreds -- big bills. An English driver's licence in the name of Gregory Benson. Well that isn't my name but the photo was the same as the face in the mirror. Home address somewhere in a good part of London?
Right, time to move on. I left the office and went into the street. Although everything seemed strange I didn't feel strange. I felt normal. I hailed a passing Taxi and, getting in, said, "The Royal please." He didn't bat an eyelid and off we went. Phew! Only one Royal then!
The Royal was a very, very, VERY, plush joint. I was greeted with a cheery smile from the doorman and a, "Good afternoon Mr Benson." Curiouser and curiouser! As I passed the desk the clerk raised his head, "Hello Mr Benson, no messages." I nodded thanks and tried to hide my puzzlement. What the fuck was going on?
It transpired that the room was at the top, a penthouse room. Well not a room, a bloody suite of rooms. Lounge, bar dining area, bedroom, a bathroom you could hold a party in, and a great big balcony looking out over a park. Shit -- I hope I can afford this -- I thought.
Time now to try to get a handle on what was happening. I stripped off in the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. Well -- it didn't look like me but it felt like me. I touched myself -- well what I saw in the mirror -- and I felt my touch. The figure I saw was taller than me and slimmer. In fact he looked like a perfect specimen. Light 'six-pack', sloping shoulder, strong thighs. Almost an athlete. Add to that the square chin and strong face and I couldn't help but think that he looked pretty good. So, how did I, me, come to be in this body? And, not to be ignored, how did I come to be in California in 1954?
There was only one explanation that I could think of [other than a dream] and that didn't really 'explain': it was just a possible cause. I looked to my left wrist where the small bracelet was gripping my skin tightly. It was strange and it was the only thing I could think of that might, only might, be the cause. I'd brought the thing in a bazaar when on holiday in Egypt several years before my divorce. I rather liked it which is strange for me because I don't normally wear any sort of jewellery but this took my eye: almost spoke to me.
A very chunky gold bracelet with bars about half an inch long fixed together by loose gold links. There were five bars and each had a jewel about 1/8
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of an inch across. They were all different colours and I liked the way they sparkled. I got it fairly cheaply, the Arab seller giving me a cock and bull story about it being 'cursed' or magic. I took no notice and parted with the equivalent of a few pounds -- a good price I thought. It was strange really because I simply forgot about it then. It went into my case and came home and then into a drawer. I looked at it occasionally but I hadn't ever put it on, other than before I purchased it. In truth, I didn't really know why I had bought it in the first place.
As it happened I fished it out of the cupboard just before I sat down to watch Cyd. I was having a clearout of some old clothes and there it was. I remembered it with pleasure then and slipped it on. It was quite loose and went on easily so I was surprised when I couldn't get it off again. It was tight to my skin just below my hand and next to the wrist bone. It seemed to have shrunk. The other thing I noticed was that the jewels seemed brighter. I thought that it was probably my imagination and there must be a knack in getting it off so I didn't take much notice.
Now, standing there in front of the mirror, I did. Mainly because I noticed that one of the jewels seemed dull. The other five were still the same, bright and shiny. I lifted my wrist to examine the bracelet and found that it was even tighter. In fact I couldn't move or even turn it at all. It seemed to be almost fused to my skin. It didn't hurt but I became aware of a slight tingling and warmth underneath the bracelet. Ever stranger, I thought. Could it be the bracelet? Was it really magic? Well, to be honest, just now I wasn't going to worry about what had caused this, just take advantage of it.
Here I was, in Hollywood, circa 1954, a rich, handsome Englishman who seemed to have the ability to charm even the most experienced of women so why not take advantage and worry about the cost later. Slipping on a dressing gown, very expensive silk, I did a tour of the apartment. I didn't recognize anything other than a photograph of the 'me' I was now in my passport. I had a large, and very expensive, wardrobe of clothes and the bathroom was filled with the most exclusive toiletries. I bathed, shaved, and dressed in the smartest suit I could find: combed my glorious head of wavy brown hair and took a deep breath. Picking up the phone I called the desk and asked them to order a taxi. Then I walked down to the foyer to see if I could pick up any hints from a chat with the desk clerk. I had to be careful though otherwise he might just think I was crazy.
I sidled up to the young guy behind the desk. "Hi," I said with a smile, "nice evening!" It was.
"Sure is Mr. Benson. Not driving tonight?" Phew! At least I could guess that the car was in the hotel car park.
"No," I smiled, "going out with a lovely woman. Don't want the bother of driving."
"You English," he said with a smile, "how do you do it?"