"What room is she in?"
When he told me the room number, the same room number where I had sex with Cameron Diaz, Madonna, Geena Davis, and Susan Sarandon, I knew that she was here to see me.
"Freddie," he said in the excited manner that John Travolta used to get when in the character of Vinnie Barbarino, "I want you to tell me every detail. You know how much I love Cher."
"Calm down, Vinne. I'll ask her to take a photo of you with her. How's that?"
"Freddie, if you could do that for me, wow, what a pal. I'd really appreciate it."
I arrived promptly at 8pm and saw Cher in the private elevator that expressed to the Penthouse suites. She gave me a look when I stepped in the elevator with her.
"I think we're going to the same place," she said holding out her hand. "You must be Freddie."
"I am," I said shaking her hand.
I felt a bit ridiculous shaking her hand knowing full well what we were about to do upstairs in the privacy of her suite of rooms. I would've preferred if she had given me a big wet one and we started knocking boots together in the elevator. Now, that would've been hot. That would've been so Cher, I imagined. Suddenly, I wondered if Cher had ever done that. Knowing how wild she was, I wondered what her wildest sex was and with whom.
I felt a connection as soon as I touched her hand and looked in her eyes.
"I've heard so much about you," she smiled while giving me that sexy Cher look.
Although she wasn't as good looking as Cameron Diaz or Geena Davis, there was something so familiar and sensually erotic about her that made me hurt deep down and made my cock throb. She made me feel, as if I hadn't seen her in a very long time and had been missing her. She was loaded with makeup. I shuddered to think what she looked like without her face, yet it didn't matter. There was something about her and that I didn't know what it was that made me feel this way.
Much like Susan Sarandon, I found it difficult to believe that Cher was over 60-years-old. Maybe it was the hair and the clothes, but she didn't look it. Where do these women get their libido from? I had better take good care of myself and stay in shape because I will need all of my good health to continue to keep up with women like her later in life and as I get older. I laughed to myself thinking that so long as I can still drive at night, I'll be a big hit with the women in the nursing home.
It's funny the perception that you have of celebrities is from what you read in the papers, on the Internet or how you see them through their public Paparazzi photos is unlike what they really are when you finally meet them in person. After having lived with Gene Simmons of Kiss, I figured that Cher would be wilder than Cameron Diaz and Madonna and definitely more so than Sandra Bullock and Geena Davis. Susan Sarandon was just plain weird; especially bringing her husband Tim Robbins along. That was bizarre. Surprisingly, all of the other celebrities, Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz, Madonna, Gina Davis, and even Susan Sarandon were more sexual than Cher.
We sat in the living room and talked like old friends. She wanted to have a conversation. She wanted to get to know me. She asked me questions about my personal life and about the things that made me who I am that none of the others took the time to do. They all viewed me as a cock. She viewed me as a person and seemed genuinely interested in the things that I had to say. I found talking with Cher so very exciting and interesting.
