Madonna arrived in Boston without any fanfare and few people noticed that she was Madonna. She's going to be 50-years-old next year. Can you imagine that?
Hiding within the confines of a long hooded coat and dark glasses, she looked more like Marlena Dietrich than she did Madonna, at least as mysterious.
Nonetheless, I had a chance to meet the "Material Girl" when Vinnie called me to tell me that she was here...at the Ritz.
I was skulking in the corridor outside her room thinking of a ploy to gain admittance. I had an idea and was about to knock on her door when she opened it.
I was shocked. She looked nothing like she looks on television. Although toned and thin, she was a bit frumpy and looked like any wealthy middle-aged woman. She was wearing a long, black negligee that was virtually see-through. Immediately, I could see her nipples and the slit of her shaved pussy.
"You must be Freddie," she said in a voice that reminded me of Katharine Hepburn when she was younger.
"Yes," I said standing there with my mouth open. "How did you know I'd be here?"
"Your friend Vinnie spilled the beans. You'd be surprised what people will do for money."
"Yeah, Vinnie is a bit of a money grubber. He has 5 kids."
"Well," she said with a laugh, "don't just stand there. Come in."
She closed the door behind me and motioned me to the couch with her hand.
"Just a minute," she said disappearing into the bedroom. She emerged holding a small envelope. "Here."
"What's this?" I accepted the envelope and opened it. It contained two thousand dollars in crisp new one hundred dollar bills.
"Sandy says, hi."
"Sandy? You mean, Sandra Bullock?"
"No one calls her Sandra but her fans. Everyone calls her Sandy." She moved away from the door and stood by the light. "She didn't want that slut, Cameron, to outdo her. This is the rest of your money."
"And what do they call you?" She stood in the light making her negligee invisible with her skin.
"They call me Mistress Horny."
"How did you know who I am?"
"We cougars are a close knit community and word gets around, Freddie, whenever there is a young, handsome stud looking for some action and wanting to learn the things that an older woman can teach him." She lifted her leg and placed her foot in front of my crotch. "And I'm such a woman. I can teach you things you never dreamt possible," she said overtly licking her lips.
Suddenly, I was afraid. I put my hands on her ankle and continued higher to her muscular calf and up to her knee. She didn't stop me so I continued my climb up her thigh to her now exposed pussy. I ran a finger along her slit. She was wet already.