Why is Chuck, Captain Hook. He is spending his life trying to kill the crocodile that took his hand; that is my boss, Bobby. Why does he think that Axe is the crocodile? He believes that Bobby wants to sleep with me or already has. Worse, he believes that I want to sleep with Axe. He is right, but I also want to sleep with Harrison Ford, and I have not slept with either. Why is my boss, Peter Pan. Because there is nothing he enjoys more than fighting the pirate.
You know I am an excellent psychologist, because Axe pays me more than a quarter million per year to keep his crew on their game. So why haven't I done the simple thing, and told my husband that going after my boss is hurting our marriage. Even if Bobby is a criminal, my husband prosecuting him is a conflict of interest, recuse yourself. I should tell Axe, "My husband, the Attorney General, is going after you. Don't do anything actionable until he gets bored, and looks elsewhere." Of course I told them that, but telling the truth to obsessed men is futile.
So for me Manhattan is Peter Pan's island, never never land. First, Chuck, my husband. He is crazy. I make more money than him, but he has a more prestigious position, is well paid, and has better fringe benefits than Axe provides. With both our salaries, we can even afford to live in Manhattan. He has become verbally abusive. He asks me how sex is with Bobby. When I deny infidelity, he tries other colleagues. He even asks about sex with Taylor. Before Taylor was hired, we had an hour session, and I still do not know what their sexual equipment is. Bobby, just as crazy, is going to get involved with cryptocurrency. Most people use it to avoid the law. You don't want to deal with it when the law is looking over your shoulder. He says that he doesn't like it either, but he will eventually sell it short, and make more billions. Why would a billionaire risk jail; like I said, obsessive.
