Burnie Burns, the most iconic of the founders of Rooster Teeth sat in his office staring at the computer screen. The white glare of the screen burned into his eyes giving him a major headache.
"Christ after browsing Amazon for hours I still can't find anything," he said.
You see, it was very close to his birthday and his fiancée, Ashley Jenkins, had been bugging him for weeks now about what he wanted for a birthday gift. But the problem was there was nothing he wanted. He had it all as far as he was concerned. He had the perfect job, awesome car and house, and an amazing girlfriend and kids too. He traveled the world and was mildly famous anywhere he went. What else could he ask for?
Well there was one thing that he had wanted for a while now, or should he say person. Turning in his chair, Burnie looked out his office door at his young assistant Ellie Main. She sat with her left side facing him, wearing dark blue jeans and a red sweater that hugged her breasts perfectly. The British girl's blonde hair fell down over her shoulders as she was busy writing down Burnie's schedule for the next month.
"Goddamn what I would do for just a few minutes alone with you," he quietly whispered.
Guilt washed over him as soon as the last word left his mouth. He was with Ashley and would never do anything to mess that up. He loved her so much but hey, he's still a guy and seeing the hot twenty-something year old everyday just wore him down.
Ellie had become famous quickly too thanks to her part in Burnie's blog videos. While Burnie knew the YouTube comments on those videos were just joking about Burnie wanting to hook up with Ellie, it was secretly true. All of the training he had put her through for the blog had really helped tone her body into a sexy, fit woman. Burnie, still staring at his assistant out the door, suddenly felt his dick stiffen in his pants.
Frustrated, Burnie decided he needed to relax and relieve himself of his headache. He pulled out his semi-hard cock under his desk and started to stroke himself, thinking of all the things he would do to Ellie. This wasn't the first time he'd done this and this would not be the last.
"This isn't cheating," Burnie said, "And what Ashley doesn't know won't hurt her."
He closed his eyes and started daydreaming about one of his favorite moments in the past year.
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He was standing at the punch bowl at the office Christmas party from last winter. He looked around and noticed many of his closest friends at Rooster Teeth chatting around him. Gavin Free, the famous Slow-Mo-Guy, had graciously hosted this party at his house, which was surprising since Gavin rarely invited anyone over, including Burnie.
Burnie looked at himself, and noticed he was dressed as an elf. Not exactly as goofy as Will Ferrell's character from the classic movie but that is where he drew the inspiration, thinking it would be funny. He walked around saying hi to all his friends and their guests. Suddenly he felt tapping on his back. He spun around and quickly caught his breath as he stared at his assistant Ellie.
"Oh my gosh, Burnie! This party is amazing!" she said.
He looked her up and down, slowly taking in her long, slender white legs which were barely hidden by her short Mrs. Claus dress. The red dress gripped her waist and stomach tightly and showed off just the right amount of cleavage to look attractive but not slutty. He noticed she had straightened her hair and was wearing a red lipstick that matched her dress which really riled Burnie up.
"You should thank Gavin and Barbara, they set this whole thing up," Burnie exclaimed a little too quickly as he shook himself out of his trance.
"Well I'm glad they did, we never get to spend time together outside of work ever since the blog ended," Ellie said as she rubbed his arm. Burnie pulled away slightly.
"Where's Ashley?" she asked quizzically while looking around.
"She couldn't make it tonight, she's still feeling too ill," said Burnie a little sadly. He noticed her demeanor became happier when she heard this fact.
"Well cheer up Burnie, it's a Christmas party!" Ellie exclaimed with a bubbly laugh. He smiled as she grabbed two drinks of spiked fruit punch; they clanked their glasses together and downed the drinks.
"Look mistletoe," Ellie said pointing above them as Burnie blushed.
"You have to kiss me," Ellie said with glee as she puckered her lips and closed her eyes. Burnie wanted nothing more than to kiss her but knew he couldn't. Rather than make a whole scene he gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.
"No fair!" Ellie jokingly pouted.
"I kissed you," Burnie pointed out, "you never said on the lips."
At this point during the real Christmas party, Ellie had flirted a few more minutes with Burnie and then walked away into the crowd as some of her friends dragged her away. But this was Burnie's fantasy dream, and in this perfect instance she stayed.
"Dance with me," Ellie said while pulling Burnie's arm. Burnie happily agreed; eager to spend as much time as he could with his assistant. They stopped in the middle of the dance floor and danced facing each other. The jolly mix of pop and Christmas music was harmless enough, as Burnie danced goofily making Ellie laugh.