One Sleazy Story... About One White Trashy Family... Bend Over... It's Fuck O Clock...
"MAMA... CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR?"
"YES DEAR."
"THANK YOU."
"YOUR WELCOME BABY."
My pregnant sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) walks out of her bedroom, chewing gum, popping bubbles, looking so damn fine. She wants mama (Beth Chapman) to take her to her gyno. She was gonna ask me, but I'm not around. I'm over at my girl Jessica's (Jessica Simpson) place. I usually take my younger sister to the doctor... since I got her pregnant... but I was out partying with my crew last night and ended up at Jessica's place.
I took mama to the doctor last week. That horny mother fucker doctor gets a lot of work. I'm always getting bitches pregnant... mama included. Matter of fact, I've got four family members pregnant right now. I love it. I love getting bitches pregnant in general, but especially mama, or my sisters, or aunts, or cousins... hell... even my grandmamas... all of em. I've got a hot ass, horny ass family... and I fuck em all. We all fuck around here. Sex is our thing. Somebody's always fucking somebody else, all the damn time.
Mama's 38F titties get so fucking big and milky when she's knocked up. All that sweet titty milk for me to drink. DAMN! I love that shit. She loves feeding me too. I still fucking breast feed. Ha.
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We live outside Hollywood. A small town. We run a pawn shop and a gas station. That's the legal shit. We also sell moonshine and the best meth you'll ever smoke. It's a pretty laid back life. Fucking, making money, fucking, raising hell... and fucking. That's about it. Hold on... (Loud shotgun blasts fill the air)
OK. Back. My dumbass cousins Spence (The King Of Queens) and Ellsworth (Former WWE Superstar James Ellsworth) are having a little competition. They're shooting at ducks to see who can bad the biggest one. Winner gets a blowjob from aunt Patty (Patricia Heaton). She's my favorite aunt. So pretty and slutty.
Jessica is riding me on her bed. I'm slapping those big, gorgeous titties, as they... and her... bounce like a sex maniac on my foot long weiner. Damn, she's beautiful. That sweet smile... them big titties... that tight fucking pussy. It grips me so good, stroking my fat rod as Jessica bounces harder, the bed shaking like crazy. Her soft, but toned ass, slams down on my thighs. I pull her down and suck away on those all natural tits. I stuff almost her whole melon is my mouth. Damn, Jessica's got some tasty titties. I suck so hard on that smooth flesh, I leave titty hickies. I slap her ass and squeeze it, as she squirts all over me.
"Mmmmmmmmmm. Fuck me baby. Yeahhhhhhhhh." Jessica's hugging my head to those awesome jugs, while I devour em. I switch tits and go to town on her right one. Those thick, pink and puffy nips tickle my tongue, as I suck em her whole tit. I love Jessica's titties. I fucking love em. I motorboat em, licking and rubbing my face all over em. I bite em and suck em, while Jessica pulls my raging, throbbing dick out of her sweet, stretched out pussy and slips it up her tight ass. Jessica loves booty hanging... and so do I.
"UHHHHHHHHH!! GOD... YOUR COCK IS SO FUCKING BIG BABY! I LOVE IT!!" Jessica cums again, her sweet cream pumping out like a sprinkler, feeling so good on me, as is splatters me. Her super horny ass devours my obese cock gripping it so tight, bouncing fast and hard on it, eating it up with such sweet lust and dick hunger. Jessica's ass is such a slut... like her. Ha. I love em both.
I pop my load in Jessica's ass. I dump a big ass load of thick sperm up there, as I keep sucking Jessica's titties... and she keeps cumming.
When I'm done jizzing her, Jessica climbs off me and slowly licks down my stomach, looking up at me, teasing the fuck outta me. She sucks my fat crown, her tongue digging in my piss slit, lapping out every last drop of jizz in me. She sucks me clean, deepthroating my entire twelve inches, her blonde head bouncing on it. I hold her head and start pissing. Jessica loves my piss more than she loves beer... and she really loves beer. She smiles and moans, happily drinking my whole warm load of piss. I smile, drink a Budweiser I had on the nightstand, and keep pissing. My girl keeps guzzling it down, not kissing a drop.
Jessica sucks me bone dry, smacking her lips loud as she plops em off my fat dick. She gives it a big, slutty kiss, then moves back up to me, kissing me. She grabs a beer and drinks it, pouring some on my nipples, then licking it up, chewing on my hard nips, as she looks up at me so sexy. My blonde, big titty bitch is sexy as fuck. All of em are. I slap her ass hard. Jessica coos happily and kisses me, sucking my tongue.
"I love your huge cock James. I love you too." Jessica being swetlet, kissing all over my face, playing with my blonde braids. "You're such a beautiful man. So beautiful." Jessica smiles so sweet.
"Love you too baby doll. Sexy fucking slut." I tell her, slapping her sweet, curvy ass again, squeezing it.
"Ha ha ha. Mmmmmmmmm." Jessica smiles and kisses me, shaking her soft ass, giggling as we kiss.
"Who won the duck shot competition?" Jessica asks, finishing her beer.
I raise up and look out the window. "Looks like it was a tie. Aunt Patty is sucking em both off." I tell Jessica, laying back on the bed with her.
"She probably just wanted to suck both dicks. Ha." I smirk.
"Yeah. Can't blame her. They both have such big, sexy cocks. Not as big... or as sexy... as yours though." Jessica giggles and grabs my now soft cock and plays with it. I groan happily and pop open another beer. Jessica and I take it easy, drinking beer and slutty snuggling.
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"I'M CUMMING AUNT PATTY! UHHHHHHH!!" Spence pops first, down Patty's throat. He pushes his huge dick all the way in her outstretched mouth and throat and cum dumps quickly. Patty handles it with ease, sucking him cum dry.
"MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Ellsworth let's loose, all over his gorgeous mama's D cup titties. She jerks him clean, getting out every drop, before she sucks him too.
Aunt Patty is one helluva sweet aunt... and one helluva good fuck. My best hoe. She's had three of my kids too. We put em all up for adoption around here, no place for kids running around this freakfest. Mama's had eight kids with me. After the first two abortions, she stopped getting em and decided on adoption. Best decision.
There's nothing I love more than getting a sexy slut pregnant. Best hobby in the world. Plus we get welfare from the government for all of em. A lawyer friend of mine hooked me up with a few legal loopholes to get it. We don't need the money, it's just fun fucking with the government. Ha.
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Granny Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is a sweetheart. She's a saint in my book. A real slutty and sweet one. She's the first slut I knocked up. She and I are really, really close. I mean REALLY close. She gives me a bath everyday. Yep... my granny bathes me. If she was bathing you, you'd know why she's still bathing me. (Sly grin)
"Mmmmmm. Baby... you've got such a big, beautiful cock." Kathie Lee compliments my rod, as she bathes me. My main girl Kim Kardashian watches, smiling... and takes pics... sitting on the toilet, peeing, as granny bathes me in the oversized tub.
"Yes he does Kathie Lee. So big and so beautiful." Kim chimes in, blowing me a kiss from the toilet. When Kim finishes pissing, I wave her over, as granny starts blowing me, leaning over the side of the tub. Kim walks over, her bald pussy still dripping pee. I lick it, cleaning it, then start sucking it. Kim grinds happily on my mouth, standing beside the tub.
"Mmmmmmmmm. Suck my pussy babe. Yeahhhhhhh!!" She says, playing with my long blonde braids.
Granny deepthroats my entire throbbing rod, her slutty mouth stretched so wide around it. She licks up and down the shaft with such saliva oozing skill, as she bobs her dirty blonde head on it. Granny multitasks too, making sure to wash my huge balls and my ass too, lifting my bottom up to do it. When she does, my obese cock goes even further down her very skilled throat, making her nose tickle my crotch.
I dump my thick load down her throat, reaching over and roughly molesting her gorgeous, soft granny titties through her tight white wifebeater tank top. She ain't wearing a bra, so it feels even better when I squeeze em.
Kathie Lee drinks my whole slimey load, moaning and groaning in cum drinking delight as she goes. I smile as my tongue snakes in and licks my wife's sweet, leaking cunt clean, making her squirt into my thirsty mouth. I drink down Kim's tasty twat cream, as granny drinks me cum dry. Now that's a damn bath! Ha.
