Over the last couple of months Bree van de Kamp had got an education in the bars of Fairview and the surrounding towns; she knew where the college guys hung round, which were meat-markets for single professionals and the ones which were rougher and where a middle-class white woman could be virtually guaranteed one or more huge, rough dicks. She'd been fucked as many times in half a year as she'd managed in close to twenty with her husband, and whilst several guys had fucked her twice or more, they'd seldom done it in the same hole and never on more than one night.
She was almost certainly the One Night Stand Queen of Fairview. Even her friend Susan Mayer hadn't managed as many as her, having to miss nights so as not to arouse the suspicion of her teenage daughter. The third member of their triumvirate, Gabby Solis, was further behind still - married women had even less freedom to go out on fucking expeditions than single Moms. She couldn't make tonight, having to attend a business dinner with her husband, but Susan was right beside Bree - Julie was spending the night with friends. Bree wasn't sure where her own daughter was, knowing Danielle probably getting banged by some boy or boys... she really was a chip off the old block.
Except tonight Bree and Susan weren't questing for cock. Bree looked round the bar, in some ways it was similar to so many she'd been too, music blaring, the small dance floor crowded, bar staff pouring pitchers and filling wine glasses. The only difference from normal was the clientele and staff, not a guy - good looking or otherwise to be seen. For a moment Bree stood in the door, Susan beside her, the two women looking around Fairview's lesbian bar, then Susan said, "You still up for this? We can change our mind and go to a college bar, get some hot studs to take us home."
"No, let's do it, let's find some sexy pussy," Bree stepped forward and into the bar. Susan followed immediately behind her, looking relieved that Bree wasn't going to take her up on the offer and change her mind at the last minute. It had been Susan's idea that for a bit of variety they pick-up some other women for a lesbian fuckfest. Bree hadn't been sure at first, she wasn't homophobic - after all she'd done lesbian make-outs with her friends to turn on some of the guys they'd picked up and that had been fine, even enjoyable. However having sex with another woman who was a stranger, that was something different - a line she hadn't crossed.
But, as Susan reminded her, only a few months ago she'd not had a one night stand, done anal, been doubly penetrated or taken part in a gangbang - all of which she'd now done and enjoyed. It was an argument Bree wasn't able to counter and so she agreed that if Susan wanted she'd join her friend. Now stepping in and pausing to look around and see who was on offer she felt both trepidation and excitement, like she was an even bigger slut than she'd previously thought.
"Anyone?" Susan asked, her eyes also sweeping the room. "What about those two?" The Milf gently inclined her head towards a couple of brunette's sitting at a table, sharing a bottle of wine.
Bree followed her friend's look, subtlety checking out the two women. Susan's taste was as impeccable as ever, they were certainly hot and the way they were looking round the bar, eyeing up the talent on offer rather than each other suggested that they weren't a couple either. In fact Bree could detect a family resemblance, despite the age difference, "Do you think they're sisters?" she murmured to her friend.
"Let's find out," Susan murmured back, turning her head to look at the two women and smiling back at them, without words signalling her and Bree's interest and having a positive reply silently beamed back.
They walked over to introduce themselves, "I'm Susan Mayer, this is my friend Bree van de Kamp. Would you like a drink?"
"Lorelai Gilmore," the older of the two brunettes said, "This is my daughter, Rory. Yes... two white wines."
Susan gestured for a waitress as she and Bree took their seats. Lorelai seemed to want to give an explanation, "We don't normally do this; go to lesbian pick-up joints together."
"No?" said Bree, she didn't really mind, all she could think was that the two Gilmores were hot.
It was Rory who answered, "No, normally we're chicks for dicks, getting fucked by well-hung studs in all our holes. You wouldn't guess how easy it is for a couple of cuties to pick up men." She didn't seem to register the knowing smile that went between the housewives, but continued, "But I've been experimenting now I'm in college and I've really being enjoying some pussy, so we thought this weekend rather than cruise for cock me and Mom would tease for twat."
Susan smiled, "We're not looking for long term relationships either, normally we're after one-night stands with guys, but we decided to mix it up, get some sweet cunt for a change."
"It seems that we're all in luck then," Lorelai gave a seductive look towards Bree, which suggested she was an interested in the fortysomething redhead as Bree was in her.
By the time the waitress arrived back with their drinks the four women had picked up their purses and were hailing a cab back to Wisteria Avenue.
*
To make up for the fact that they'd left before the wine Bree had opened a moderately expensive bottle when they'd arrived back at her house and was doing her second favourite thing after casual sex, showing people round her spick and span home. Normally is was fellow homemakers, who cooed in delight at her matching cushion covers, her artful floral arrangements and freshly polished mahogany dining set. The Gilmores seemed less interested in any of that, dutifully sipping the wine and nodding as Bree guided them onwards. However, from the way their glances moved swiftly from the wooden legs of the dining table to those of Bree and Susan it was obvious that the only floral arrangements they were interested in were those decorating the Milfs lingerie. Luckily that was similar to Bree's plan and she knew, even without asking, that it was one Susan was whole-heartedly in agreement with.
She opened the door to the next room and stepped in; it was new, paid for out of the generous cheques her deceased husband's pension company sent her monthly. The tiles on the floor were a deep lilac, freshly shone and gleaming beneath the lights; the towels on the rack were a matching shade, freshly laundered and folded sharply; the wall was suitably decorated, flowery tiles at the bottom and deeper painted blue above, fresh and clean. But the centrepiece was the hottub in the centre, the water bubbling away as Bree had left it before she'd gone - confident she'd not be coming back to it alone. She turned to the others, "So do you like my hottub?"
"Very nice," purred Lorelai stepping further into the room and running a finger sexily over the rim, before sipping her wine and turning back to look at her daughter, "We went in one when we were in Europe. Do you remember Rory? With those French exchange students."
"Mmmnn, I remember," for a moment Rory looked far away, her expression dreamy.
Bree smiled as well, glad that she and Susan had met such absolute sluts. "Do you want to try it?"
"We haven't any swimming costumes," said Lorelai failing to appear coy as she said it.
"I'm happy to go naked if you are?" Bree said, putting down her wine glass and reaching up to undo the strap of her cocktail dress.
"It would be impolite not too, as we've been offered," said Rory, starting to pull her sweater over her head.
It only took a few moments for the four women to get nude, leaving their clothes in the hall outside and one after the other go up the few steps and hoisting their legs over the rim dropping into the effervescent liquid. Naked and with water bubbling around them the Gilmores looked even sexier than closed; both with slender, hot bodies and lovely handful sized tits, Rory's just a little tighter, her Mom's bouncier - but both suckable. Down below Lorelai was as smooth as a professional con-artist, Rory favoured a carefully trimmed landing strip, just enough to show she was a full-grown woman. Bree took her glass and raised it, "To new friends," she said, making sure the two new friends realised she was admiring their sexy bodies.
"To new friends," giggled Susan replicating the toast and moving even closer to Rory.
"To new friends," Rory sipped the wine and made sure that Susan was welcome on the small seat.
"To new friends," Lorelai finished the toast and slid across so that she was inches from Bree.
The hottub wasn't the largest model, but nor was it small and it could easily fit four women. Even so they clustered together in the two pairs, leaving the side benches and unused, only their feet crowded in the centre, touching and bouncing under the water. Lorelai didn't waste any time, her hand sliding down to Bree's pussy and rubbing at the lips gently before moving to the tiny bush Bree kept for decorative purposes, "I see you're a natural redhead," the younger Milf giggled.
"Did you doubt it?" Bree arched an eyebrow. Her own hand went down to Lorelai's twat, her fingers exploring the lips and holes. Her lips curled slightly upwards in response to Lorelai's giggle, "I can't tell whether you're a natural brunette."
"I'm a blonde in disguise," quipped Lorelai.