Starring: Mikey Madison
Tags: MF, Cons, Oral, Creampie
DISCLAIMER: This story did not happen and is complete fiction. Not all facts will be 100% true to real life.
Author's Note: I originally planned on this being much shorter, as I wanted this series to be 2-3k word stories that got to the sex relatively fast. They would've acted as stuff I could write quickly while I worked on other, longer stories. However, I underestimated how much I would fall in love with Mikey Madison after seeing Anora so this ended up turning into one of my longest stories, if not my longest. I hope you all enjoy this one, as I had an incredible time writing it.
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I really shouldn't be sharing this story, but when you've got a job as enjoyable as mine, it's hard not to want to tell everyone you know about it. To put it bluntly, I get paid to fuck celebrities. Of course, there's a lot more to it than that. The process of setting up a meet-up with a celebrity has a myriad of details that need to be worked out, but once the plan is completely laid out, it pretty much does come down to me making sure said celebrity (or celebrities) get a good fuck.
"Who am I?" is probably what you're wondering and "How do I get this job?" is another question that's probably bouncing around your head. My answers to both questions will be quite short. For the first, that's none of your business, and seeing as I shouldn't be telling this story in the first place, I don't plan on giving any information about myself other than my first name. It's Michael. There, we met, now we can move on.
To answer the second question, sorry to rain on your parade, but this is not the kind of job you just apply to on LinkedIn, for extremely obvious reasons. Much like with all the information about me (aside from my name), I won't be telling you how I got this job. All I can say is I was lucky enough to know the right people at the right time for all of the pieces to fall right into place. I will forever be grateful for this opportunity, as I can't imagine working a regular job after experiencing something as incredible as basically being a prostitute for celebrities.
I can imagine that other questions are floating around your head, one of which is how many celebrities have I been paid to fuck, and who exactly. Well, I'm not going to give you an entire list (mainly so your head doesn't explode), but just know it's a high number and you've definitely heard of most, if not all, of them. You'd probably never believe me even if I did tell you the list, which should give you an idea of how insane it is.
But enough about myself and the details of the job (maybe I'll go into them later if I decide to tell you about some of my other clients), I bet you're eager to hear one of the stories. Well, have I got a great one for you today. So sit back, grab a snack and a drink, 'cause you're about to hear all about how I fucked the equally adorable and sexy Mikey Madison.
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Alright, so I know I just said that I wouldn't be giving any more info about the process of creating the plan for a meet-up with a celeb, but I kind of need to. It would be kind of boring if I just told you "My people and Mikey's people crafted a deal and then I went to visit her on set", so I'll throw you a bone and let you in on how we do it.
The first thing that happens is I get called into my boss' office and I get informed that a new job request has come up. I'm told who the celebrity is and shown some pictures of them so I can decide whether or not I want to accept the offer or not. More often than not, the answer is yes. I mean, come on, even if they aren't the best-looking celeb, who wouldn't want to think about how they fucked them every time they see them in a movie or hear their song on the radio.
Obviously, when it came to Mikey, I eagerly accepted the offer. I'd thought she was super cute ever since I'd seen her in Quinten Tarantino's
Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
, even if her character in that film was anything but. She was currently filming Sean Baker's next film
Anora
(which is currently receiving glowing reviews and Oscar buzz, including Best Actress talk for Mikey), and once I found out she was playing a stripper in the film, I got even more excited about accepting the offer.
Now that I'd agreed to it, all of the details had to be worked out. When would I go to the set? How long would I be there for? What would we do? Did she want to talk first or just go right into the sex? What was she into? What was she not into? This was all of the stuff that had to be worked out beforehand, just in case any problems arose. It would be pretty awkward if I showed up on set and it turned out Mikey and I were totally sexually incompatible. But, thankfully, Mikey and I were into similar stuff and the plan was made quite quickly.
It was decided that I would show up on set the next Wednesday, a day when Mikey had to film some of the film's most pivotal scenes, and she would ask Sean for an extended lunch break so she could get some extra rehearsal time for those scenes. Could she have just asked for an extended lunch without giving a reason? Probably. But that reason would make it less suspicious as to why she needed an extended lunch break. Plus, an extended lunch meant Mikey and I had time to eat together before we got into the fun stuff, which was what we decided on when making the plan.
Of course, I always enjoyed getting to fuck so many celebrities, but getting to know them, when I had the chance, was nearly as fun. Some of them just wanted me to show up, fuck them, and leave. That sounds fun in principle, but talking first and learning more about them as a person makes the sex a whole lot more enjoyable. Plus, it's nice to get to know people I've seen on the big screen so many times in my life.
From what I'd seen of Mikey in interviews, she seemed nice and fun to be around, not to mention being the perfect mix of cute and sexy. The girl wasn't playing a stripper for nothing, as she had some serious sex appeal, but she could've just as easily played the girl next door in a teen rom-com. I was just as excited to get to know her as I was to get to fuck her.
The next Wednesday couldn't come soon enough, and when it did, I woke up extremely excited. I made sure to take my time in the shower, grooming myself to look as presentable as possible. I shaved my pubes, scrubbed my body head to toe, and washed my hair with shampoo and conditioner. Out of the shower, I brushed my short hair, put on some deodorant, and, after getting dressed in a casual, tight-fit T-shirt and a pair of matching shorts, threw on some cologne for good measure.
I headed to the set like I was told, leaving early to make sure I was right on time. Since I'd gone to a myriad of sets for multiple studios countless times, I had no trouble getting in and finding where I was supposed to go.