Jeff was bored. He was spending another Friday evening alone in his room while all the people he knew was out in the town partying. Jeff didn't mind not being partying with them, he just wasn't a paint-the-town-red kind of person, but there was nothing good on tv and he had seen all of his movies so many times he almost knew them by hand and there wasn't any of his games he felt like picking up and playing. So Jeff was bored. So very, very bored.
“There's gotta be something I can do!” he said to himself, but a look around his room said otherwise. Jeff laid back on his bed with a sigh and stared at the ceiling. If only he had internet access he could surf a bit and check out some forums, but that pleasure was also denied him. Jeff rolled onto his side and picked up the remote and flipped through his 46 channels, with so many channels you'd expect there to be something that'd pique his interest, but no, it all seemed dull to him and he switched the tv off. The Playboy Channel didn't start until midnight, so there wasn't anything for him to jack off to, though he did feel horny and in need of a girl to bring him relief. That was another thing that bothered him. Jeff was still a virgin. He wasn't ashamed of it or felt there was any rush to get rid of his virginity, but nevertheless he really wanted a girl to hug, to kiss, to fuck his brains out with. Images of him engaging in steamy sex sessions with various hot women he had seen in movies and tv started popping up in his head, but he ushered them away, fantasizing would only make his craving worse right now. He laid back with a sigh and wondered if there was anything that could save him from death by boredom. Jeff was interrupted in his thoughts as his stomach growled hungrily. Jeff had already eaten his dinner, but his stomach obviously wasn't satisfied and wanted more. Jeff wasn't really against the idea, eating would at least be something he could do to pass time. But since he was out of food and he didn't want to take the long walk to the local all-nighter he decided on a delivered pizza. He passed a pizza place every day on his way to and from school and had seen the sign advertising them delivering pizza after 6 and decided to give them a call, surely he had seen the phone number often enough to remember it. So Jeff picked up his cell phone and sat down on his bed and dialed the number. It rang once and then he heard a female voice answering the call.
“Hello…”
“Ah, hi, this is…”
“…you've reached the Goddess Help line.”
Huh?
“Oh, sorry, wrong number, I…” he began, but the voice cut him off.
“I'll be right there to take your request, please stand by.” the voice said and hung up. Jeff stared puzzled at the phone and then hung up. “What was that about?” Jeff was about to make another call when he heard a strange sound coming from the tv.
“Bzt!”
Jeff looked up in alarm. It sounded like an electrical spark, was the tv about to fail? He looked awaitingly at the tv for a while, but as nothing happened he returned to his phone and began to dial.
“Bzt!”
There it was again! Jeff put down the phone and walked over to the tv. He looked it over, but didn't see anything that could've caused the sound. He tried to pull the plug and plug it back in, but nothing happened. Confused Jeff went back to his bed and picked up the remote. He aimed it at the tv, hesitated for a moment, and then pressed the “on” button…
“ZAKKKKKKKK!!!”
Immediately a blinding light shot out from the tv screen and illuminated the entire room. Jeff staggered back in surprise and fell with his back to the bed as he covered his eyes from the light.
“What…what the…?”
The light continued to stream out from the tv screen, and slowly a dark shape materialized on the screen. From underneath his arm Jeff could see the shape, it looked like a person, but due to the strong light he couldn't tell whether it was male or female. At first he thought it was the speaker in some news programme, but then the shape extended an arm and reached through the screen. Jeff froze in shock. It…reached…an…arm…through…the…screen! And the shape did more than that. Once the hand hit the floor, the other arm followed, and then the shape started crawling out of the tv! What first sprung to Jeffs terrified mind was the horror movie “The Ring”, but he was fairly certain he hadn't watched any cursed videotapes recently. The shape then put a leg onto the floor and once it was out of the tv it stood, and as the blinding light disappeared Jeff could see it was indeed a human, the body hidden underneath a long, dark cape and the face hidden underneath its long brown hair as the shape stood with its head bowed. Jeff could only sit there in terror as he awaited the shapes next move. The shape slowly extended an arm and raised it in the air and raised its head, revealing a pretty young girls face, smiling happily as she raised her hand and greeted him.
“Hi-iiiiiii!”
If Jeff had been an anime character he would have performed the instant collapse shtick at this moment.
“Sorry I'm late, but I can't move through a tv that's turned off.” The girl continued. Jeff didn't hear her, his mind had
tried to understand what had just happened and in the end it had given up and had now shut down. The girl noticed Jeffs lack of motion and blinking and kneeled down before him and waved her hand up and down in front of his eyes.
“Helloooo?”
She snapped her fingers a few times and that kick started Jeffs brain. He blinked. The girl lit up again.
“Ah, you're back! Now, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mira, and I'm a goddess.” she said and produced a business card from under her cape and handed it to him. Jeff took the card and studied it. It read “Mira” in beautifully swung letters and underneath the name it said “Goddess first class, unlimited.” Jeff shook his head in disbelief, this just couldn't be happening! The girl continued, unaffected by his state.
“We received a call from you to our hotline and now I'm here to help you. I'm here to grant you a wish!”
Jeffs brain again desperately tried to cope with the facts. In a move caused by panic it ordered Jeff to just state the obvious, just to do something and perhaps find a way to deal with the situation.
“You came outta my tv!” he shouted.
“Yes. Now, as I was saying…”
“You came outta my tv!” he shouted again. Mira sighed, a little annoyed.
“Yes, that's how I get around. Now…”
“You came outta my tv!”
Mira sighed, obviously this wasn't getting anywhere, so she decided to take action. She slapped him. Jeff looked ahead of him in confusion for a moment, then returned his gaze to Mira, his attention now on her. Mira smiled contentedly.
“Right. As I was saying, I'm a goddess and I'm here to grant you a wish.”
Jeffs mind finally cleared.
“A wish???” he asked in disbelief.
“Yes. Our company prides itself in helping poor, unfortunate mortals such as yourself with getting out of their predicament by offering to fulfill their deepest desire. I'm here to fulfill yours, so name it!”
Mira stood awaiting his answer, but Jeff wasn't listening. Miras cape had slid aside and he now had a good look at what was hiding underneath it. She had an amazing body, sleek and curvy, with nice, firm breasts and a flat stomach, this vision of Heaven being covered only by a sexy, black leatherbikini with matching thigh-high boots. A cough from Mira brought Jeff out of his trance and Jeff returned his gaze to her face, expecting her to be angry. But no, rather she looked like she took his ogling as a compliment.
“Like what you see?” she said with a grin. She then took hold of her cape and lifted it out to the sides, revealing her body completely and standing in a pose that belonged in a vampire movie.
