If anyone thinks that this story is silly, they are totally right, but once an idea comes into my mind, there is just one way to get it out of there - write it down. So I wrote it. If there are any nerds who, like me, used to play Mortal Kombat, let me know if this particular tournament should continue. What matchups would you like to see? What "powers", hits and tricks should the participants use against their opponents? Let me know, I just might write another episode.
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THE TOURNAMENT
At the highest ranks of mortal and divine authorities it had been decided that the old format of Mortal Kombat was outdated and needed to be altered. In order to better fit with the modern era (in all realms, not just Earth) a new format of competition was invented, or rather a very old idea has been incorporated into it - SEX. The participants would have sex with each other; not only would that lower the mortality, it would also make it significantly more popular among those who were not participating themselves.
Soon many corporations sought to televise the entire event and that was how The Fucking Kombat came to be.
The rules were simple - all the participants were organized into one group (it was called The League) with round robin. Everyone would have sex with everyone and the person with the highest score at the end won.
There were no divisions among sexes either, with the large gay audience such matches would gain sufficient popularity as well. Although the rules for the matches themselves were different for same sex and mixed matchups. If the participants were of different sexes it was a basic best of three, anything goes. For same sexes it was a bit different: first round was a sixty-nine, the second round was divided into two parts. The men would simply penetrate each other anally, first one then the other; each time with a timer on. The winner of round one was the first to do the penetration. The person who climaxed quicker lost the round. If a man orgasmed while being anally penetrated he lost the round automatically and the second part of it was annulled. The third round was once again a 69.
For the women it looked similarly, only the penetration round was done with strapless dildos. If the wearer of the dildo climaxed first she lost the round automatically.
The fatalities were obviously forbidden, instead the victor received a chance to sexually humiliate his opponent with a wide variety of toys and devices (or just his body if he or she chose so).
THE FIGHTERS
The first match of the tournament in its new format was to be between Sonya Blade and Sub Zero. Sonya was dressed in a slightly altered version of her sports outfit. The green tank top was tight and short exposing her fit abs; it was made of thin fabric which clung nicely to her firm D-cup breasts, her erect nipples were poking through the material. The green leggings were made of thinner fabric which made them see-through, the thong worn on top of them was extra tight to cut between the firm full buttocks and thus enhance the view even more. Both the leggings and the thong were crotchless for obvious reasons. The biggest difference were the shoes - Sonya was wearing white booties on a thirteen centimetre stiletto heels. Her blonde hair was longer than in used to be and reached to her shoulder blades. The black headband as well as the belt were present too.
Sub Zero's outfit also had been altered, his for the sake of the female audience which was not any less numerous than the male one. The black pants and sleeveless shirt were skin tight to show off his muscular physique; the blue tunic was short and narrow so that it would not cover his strong buttocks and the crotch. His clothes were also crotchless and the already plucked out penis clearly showed that if Sub Zero had not become a warrior, he could have been a pornstar.
ROUND ONE!
They both entered the ring in a not exactly combat like manner. it was rather something that a stripper of the respectful sex would do, if he or she was playing the role of a warrior. It is not easy to play a serious fighter when you have your genitals out or are wearing stiletto heels.
Both contestants understood that while it might not have been an actual fight, assuming the right position was essential for victory.
Sonya wanted to grab her opponent by his head with her strong legs, but Sub Zero had anticipated that move. He froze the ground upon which she had placed her hands which made her slip and collapse with her head down. Sonya landed on the back of her neck with her legs still high in the air. Sub Zero acted quickly, he grabbed her legs and spread them into the splits. The woman managed to stabilize herself with her hands, but before she could do anything else the ninja was already above her between her legs and aiming his huge penis into her vagina. The position was uncomfortable, but she decided to maintain it and see how the sex developed.