***All characters in this story are at very least 18 years old***
"No, it's okay. It was a bad idea anyway. It would have been a poor use of your time."
Jeff didn't know what was more embarrassing, the fact that he hadn't been able to get his cock hard or the fact that a hyper-sexualized version of Toadette was consoling him about it.
He was still reeling from the situation he had been thrust into. He had purchased a porn dating sim based off of Nintendo characters and had somehow been sucked inside it. He had been there for less than half an hour and already a mega busty Toadette had sucked his cock and swallowed his load.
It turns out that it wasn't all just fun and blowjobs, however. The over-the-top plot of the game was that all the Nintendo women had forgotten their true purpose: to live for and serve cock. It was apparently Jeff's job to remind them of this "fact" before the Goddess Rosalina discovered the spell to rid the world of cocks forever.
But Jeff had nothing but a tiny shitty apartment and - apparently - really bad stats.
"It was stupid of me to ask you to fuck my little asshole, Jeff," Toadette said. Her tone was genuine, but Jeff couldn't help but feel humiliated at her choice of words and her naturally high-pitched voice. "I knew that you had just cum and that your stats are low, but I was just so excited to have it happen, y'know? But you should go out there and improve those stats so that you can do more of the fun stuff more often!"
Jeff really didn't like being talked down to like he was a complete idiot, but he really had no choice. Toadette was clearly his guide for this game and although the reality of his situation still made no sense to him, all he could do was roll with it.
"It's fine, it's fine," he said, brushing this admittedly gorgeous version of Toadette away as he stood up and pulled up his pants. He looked around the dirty beat-down apartment that he had appeared in and then noticed that his outfit was just as bad. Jeff didn't consider himself a good dresser - nobody did - but at least his clothing was usually clean and inoffensive. Right now he was wearing dirty sweatpants and a t-shirt with rips and stains on it. "Can't you just take me to- who did you say was easy? Daisy?"
Toadette clicked her tongue and stood up after Jeff. She put on her own overalls properly now that it was clear that she wasn't going to get any.
"Well, I guess I did say that," she began carefully. "But maybe you missed the point. If you focus too hard on the girls, you're not going to be able to get the girls."
"You're making no sense, take me to Daisy," Jeff said and reached for the door to the apartment.
The door didn't open.
Not only did it not open, but the handle didn't even move.
"What are you doing?" Asked Toadette.
"I told you, take me to Daisy, why is the door locked?"
"Oh no," she said, facepalming. "I'm starting to think that we really have no chance here."
"Are you telling me that doors don't work in this game?"
"Jeff. Press your menu button."
Oh right, he had forgotten. There was a small button in his field of view that Toadette had pressed when they first met. He reached out and touched it. Once again, his unimpressive stats flashed in front of his face.
Strength - 1
Charm - 2
Intelligence - 1
Stamina - 2
"So what?" He asked. "Are you just trying to make me feel worse?"
"Change tabs to the World Map, you adorable dummy," Toadette said, unable to hold back a grin at just how helpless her new charge was.
"Ugggh, everything in this game is such a pain!" Jeff complained as he reached up to do what Toadette suggested.
"Even getting your dick sucked a few minutes ago?" She asked.
"I guess that wasn't so bad," Jeff conceded as he looked over the map that had popped up in front of his face. He furrowed his eyebrows. "Hey, what gives? Basically every location is crossed off!"
"Well duh!" Toadette said, still mocking within her light-hearted tone. "I'm not sure how many times I need to say this, but your stats are terrible and you have no money! You're going to have to unlock everything through patience and good decision-making."
"How does anybody beat off to this?" Jeff grunted.
"You're just upset that you didn't get to fuck my ass," Toadette countered.
Jeff knew she was right but he also didn't want to admit it, so he re-focused on the map.
"Well I guess the Gym and the Alleyways are open," he observed.
"I wouldn't try the Gym yet. Not until you at least have a few bucks. Some gym clothes wouldn't hurt either."
"Wow this game sucks," Jeff said and tapped on the Alleyways icon.
Jeff could hear Toadette beginning to say something, but he wasn't able to make it out what it was before he suddenly appeared in an entirely new location. The name "Alleyways" certainly wasn't lying. Behind him was a dead end and in front there was a twisting path of thin alleys with tall walls. He looked up and could just make out the evening sky. He was standing alone. He wasn't sure why, but he had expected Toadette to travel with him.
There were small orange lights scattered along the alley walls that looked to be about fifteen feet above the ground and provided illumination that Jeff couldn't decide between being calming or spooky.
There were a few sketchy-looking metal doors lining the walls as well, but Jeff had absolutely no interest in investigating them. His instincts told him that he wouldn't be able to enter them anyway.
Although his first minutes inside of this porn game were exciting to him - meeting a gorgeous and ridiculously busty version of Toadette and then having her get on her knees and suck down his cock and cum like it was her favourite thing in the world - everything since had just been a drag. Maybe he could quit out.
He pressed the menu button and looked up at the tabs that he hadn't noticed until Toadette had pointed them out. There was a tab for Map, Stats, Inventory, and Options. He hit the Options tab, but all that came up was the text "Please Enjoy the Game!"
"That's not an option," Jeff grumbled to himself as he closed the menu and began to walk down the alleyway. He had somehow figured that he wouldn't be allowed to leave this game of his own volition, but it was still upsetting to discover proof of it. That blowjob from Toadette had felt amazing, why couldn't he just experience that over and over? Who cared about the big stupid plot and the-
Jeff stopped in his tracks. He had just turned a corner and right in front of him was a door that looked very different than all the others. It had a wooden frame and stained glass diamond shapes in purple, teal, and yellow. There were gold diagonal bars over the stained glass that formed its own diamond shapes that didn't quite match up with the stained glass. Above it was a symbol of a treasure chest. It struck Jeff as extremely familiar, but he wasn't able to place where he knew it from. He approached the door and could swear he could hear faint carnival music coming from the inside. He reached out to the door.
Locked.
It wasn't like the door to his apartment, however. This handle jiggled and moved like a real door. He jumped back when he heard a giggle in his ears as a text box appeared in front of his face.
"This shop is only open at Night, handsome. Hope to see you back!"
Then it hit him. The Treasure Chest Shop Gal from Majora's Mask! His cock twitched as he imagined a version of the already sexy seductive character but with Toadette's proportions. Oh yeah, he wanted a piece of her right now! He opened up his menu again to see if he could find a way to pass the time, but there didn't seem to be an option. However, he did notice that on the map screen there was a section that showed the current time of day and his money. It showed that it was Evening and that he had - of course - $0.
He remembered that in dating sim games basically any action of consequence made time pass and since he was here to make some money from Bowsette, he could have his money and fuck a horny Nintendo slut too. Who knows, maybe Bowsette could help him out that way too.
He continued down the alleyways, his mood now lifted as he looked for Bowsette, picturing the unofficial character in his mind's eye. He wasn't keeping track of his path at all as he turned around corners at random, just assuming that he was going to run into her at some point. But after turning corner after corner and walking down alleyway after alleyway his legs were starting to hurt and he wasn't finding any hint of Bowsette or even the Treasure Chest Shop again. For a game that wouldn't even let him leave his apartment, it sure had no problem with very large environments.
Jeff had had enough. He opened up the map and tapped on his apartment, but instead of instantly transporting him there like what had happened with the Alleyways, a little warning message popped up.
*Time will pass until Morning if you go home. Do you want to do this?*
Jeff was just about to confirm that he did in fact want to do that when an image of Toadette's disappointed face popped into his mind. He wasn't quite sure why he should be concerned with the feelings of a porn version of a Nintendo character in a video game, but he couldn't deny his reaction. He told himself it was because he didn't want to lower his chances of future blowjobs from the little shortstack, but he knew that wasn't the whole true.
He sighed and tapped on the Gym instead. Maybe Toadette was exaggerating and Daisy would be open to at least make out or something.
Jeff felt a sudden and deep sense of relief when he was immediately transported out of the labyrinthine Alleyways and onto an open street. It was still Evening and not Night (he checked his menu) and the Gym had big lights on indicating that it was still open.
He strode up to the entrance but he felt a large hand against his chest as a large grumpy-looking Koopa faded into view. If the women in this world were transformed into hyper-sexual and wildly curvy versions then clearly the men went in another direction. This Koopa looked more like a retired Ninja Turtle than a Koopa. He was wrinkly, massive, and looked like he hadn't slept in weeks.
"Where do you think you're going, huh?"
