***All characters in this story are at very least 18 years old***
"No, it's okay. It was a bad idea anyway. It would have been a poor use of your time."
Jeff didn't know what was more embarrassing, the fact that he hadn't been able to get his cock hard or the fact that a hyper-sexualized version of Toadette was consoling him about it.
He was still reeling from the situation he had been thrust into. He had purchased a porn dating sim based off of Nintendo characters and had somehow been sucked inside it. He had been there for less than half an hour and already a mega busty Toadette had sucked his cock and swallowed his load.
It turns out that it wasn't all just fun and blowjobs, however. The over-the-top plot of the game was that all the Nintendo women had forgotten their true purpose: to live for and serve cock. It was apparently Jeff's job to remind them of this "fact" before the Goddess Rosalina discovered the spell to rid the world of cocks forever.
But Jeff had nothing but a tiny shitty apartment and - apparently - really bad stats.
"It was stupid of me to ask you to fuck my little asshole, Jeff," Toadette said. Her tone was genuine, but Jeff couldn't help but feel humiliated at her choice of words and her naturally high-pitched voice. "I knew that you had just cum and that your stats are low, but I was just so excited to have it happen, y'know? But you should go out there and improve those stats so that you can do more of the fun stuff more often!"
Jeff really didn't like being talked down to like he was a complete idiot, but he really had no choice. Toadette was clearly his guide for this game and although the reality of his situation still made no sense to him, all he could do was roll with it.
"It's fine, it's fine," he said, brushing this admittedly gorgeous version of Toadette away as he stood up and pulled up his pants. He looked around the dirty beat-down apartment that he had appeared in and then noticed that his outfit was just as bad. Jeff didn't consider himself a good dresser - nobody did - but at least his clothing was usually clean and inoffensive. Right now he was wearing dirty sweatpants and a t-shirt with rips and stains on it. "Can't you just take me to- who did you say was easy? Daisy?"
Toadette clicked her tongue and stood up after Jeff. She put on her own overalls properly now that it was clear that she wasn't going to get any.
"Well, I guess I did say that," she began carefully. "But maybe you missed the point. If you focus too hard on the girls, you're not going to be able to get the girls."
"You're making no sense, take me to Daisy," Jeff said and reached for the door to the apartment.
The door didn't open.
Not only did it not open, but the handle didn't even move.
"What are you doing?" Asked Toadette.
"I told you, take me to Daisy, why is the door locked?"
"Oh no," she said, facepalming. "I'm starting to think that we really have no chance here."
"Are you telling me that doors don't work in this game?"
"Jeff. Press your menu button."
Oh right, he had forgotten. There was a small button in his field of view that Toadette had pressed when they first met. He reached out and touched it. Once again, his unimpressive stats flashed in front of his face.
Strength - 1
Charm - 2
Intelligence - 1
Stamina - 2
"So what?" He asked. "Are you just trying to make me feel worse?"
"Change tabs to the World Map, you adorable dummy," Toadette said, unable to hold back a grin at just how helpless her new charge was.
"Ugggh, everything in this game is such a pain!" Jeff complained as he reached up to do what Toadette suggested.
"Even getting your dick sucked a few minutes ago?" She asked.
"I guess that wasn't so bad," Jeff conceded as he looked over the map that had popped up in front of his face. He furrowed his eyebrows. "Hey, what gives? Basically every location is crossed off!"
"Well duh!" Toadette said, still mocking within her light-hearted tone. "I'm not sure how many times I need to say this, but your stats are terrible and you have no money! You're going to have to unlock everything through patience and good decision-making."
"How does anybody beat off to this?" Jeff grunted.
"You're just upset that you didn't get to fuck my ass," Toadette countered.
Jeff knew she was right but he also didn't want to admit it, so he re-focused on the map.
"Well I guess the Gym and the Alleyways are open," he observed.
"I wouldn't try the Gym yet. Not until you at least have a few bucks. Some gym clothes wouldn't hurt either."
"Wow this game sucks," Jeff said and tapped on the Alleyways icon.
Jeff could hear Toadette beginning to say something, but he wasn't able to make it out what it was before he suddenly appeared in an entirely new location. The name "Alleyways" certainly wasn't lying. Behind him was a dead end and in front there was a twisting path of thin alleys with tall walls. He looked up and could just make out the evening sky. He was standing alone. He wasn't sure why, but he had expected Toadette to travel with him.