DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters featured in this story, it is a work of fan fiction.
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Issue 5: Don't Fuck With Crazy
'This is... this is certainly something,' the red hooded man mused as he stared at the laptop screen.
The laptop was sitting in amongst a desk covered in electrical equipment, all of which, from afar seemed to just be random garbage, but to him, all had purpose. The hooded man's name was Anarky, and he was not alone in his workshop, standing behind him was the owner of the laptop; Harley Quinn.
'Do ya think you can do it?' Harley asked, she was now wearing a naughty nurse outfit.
Anarky stared at Harley through her reflection in the laptop screen. 'It shouldn't be too difficult,' he said, now beginning to type code. 'What you want me to do though, could put me in a bad place with a lot of people.'
'So what, we're bad guys right?' Harley said, smirking crazily at the hooded man.
'I'm not like you,' Anarky said, somewhat annoyed. 'I actually respect Batman, even though he doesn't take it far enough.'
'So will you do it or not?' Harley asked impatiently.
Anarky narrowed his eyes and continued to look at Harley's reflection for a moment, in a way Harley suspected was lustfully. 'I'll do it,' he said, smirking. 'But I'll need something in return.'
Harley rolled her eyes, having been through this enough times already. 'Fine,' she said, as she undid her top and revealed her huge pale tits to the young man, his back still to her.
'Whoa,' he said, finally turning away from the laptop as he slowly swivelled his chair to face her, a dumbstruck look replacing the smirk on his face.
Harley grabbed his hands and placed them on her breasts. 'You can fuck me however you want, that's what you want right?' she said.
Anarky looked down at his hands which were groping Harleys' massive jugs and then quickly back up to her face, clearly at a loss for words. 'What are you? A virgin or something?' Harley questioned as she stared into his blank expression. 'This might actually be fun!' She said pulling his face towards her and shoving it into her bosom. 'I've never made someone into a man before!' She exclaimed in glee.
Anarky's hands dropped to his sides. 'Hmmppf!' Anarky exclaimed, voice muffled by Harley's huge pale tits.
'Come on!' Harley squealed, as she reached down to unzip his jeans. 'No need to be-' But when Harley reached his crotch, she didn't feel the hard cock she was expecting.
'Hey!' Harley exclaimed, boobs still pressed against Anarky's face. 'What gives?'
'I'm gay!' Anarky called out.
'What?' Harley said, looking down through her tits in confusion. 'Then what did you want from me?'
'Money,' Anarky said. 'Obviously I was expecting money.'
'Oh...' Harley said. 'I guess I can... I can give you money,' Harley said, somewhat deflated.
'Great,' Anarky said somewhat annoyed. 'Now that that's sorted... can you get your tits out of my face so I can get to work?'
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At Huntress's Place
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'I have to say,' I said, staring at Huntress's unbelievable body, still wet from the shower. 'I wasn't expecting you to say that.'
I couldn't believe how incredible her body was. In fact, the only thing I could think of at the time that could match the shape of her body was the beauty of her face. She looked like a younger, and somehow hotter version of Selina Kyle, from her huge cat like eyes to her thick lips which at this time were positioned as a knowing smirk.
It almost seemed impossible how long I stared at her, taking in every inch of her body as the streams of water that ran down from her soaking wet hair reflected in the moonlight. For all I knew I spent hours taking in her gorgeous perfectly shaped breasts, round and enormous with just the right amount of sag.
I felt tempted to ask her to turn around so I could get a better view of her ass, from where I was standing I could tell it looked amazing. Everything about her felt other worldly, like she was carved by the gods themselves, built entirely for mans' pleasure. 'And tonight,' I thought to myself, unsure if I was being lead more by actual lust or the toxins in my system. 'The pleasure is all mine.'
'Are you from the past?' I questioned as I examined her soaking wet, neatly trimmed pussy.
Huntress grinned. 'No,' she said, moving towards me. 'Why do you ask that?'
'You just look a lot like someone I know but... younger,' I said as she stopped, inches away from me.
She grabbed me by the chin and lifted it up until I was looking her in the eyes once more. 'If I told you who I was, or where I came from, you wouldn't believe me,' Huntress said, closing her eyes and kissing me deeply on the lips.
'Try me,' I said once our lips parted, barely an inch away from each other.
'If it's all the same to you,' Huntress said, as she brought her hands down to my belt and quickly undid it. 'I'd rather fuck first and answer questions later.'
'I'll try to contain my curiosity,' I said, kissing down her neck as she pulled my pants down, letting my cock go free.
I squeezed her glorious bosoms in my hands for a moment, thumbing at her perfect nipples as she groped my dick. 'I think I know where you came from,' I said, as I pressed my face between her massive jugs.
Huntress laughed, stroking my cock with her soft hands. 'Go on,' she said, gripping my dick. 'I'll give you one more guess before you shut the fuck up and fuck me.'
I could barely hear her; my face was resting snugly between her breasts. 'You're a clone,' I said. 'You've got the DNA of Catwoman and Wonder Woman inside you,' I said, kissing her tits while I continued to grope them.
Huntress looked at me with a bewildered expression on her face. 'Clone?' She said in shock. 'Really?' She continued while taking her free hand and pulling me up by my chin out of her bosom. 'You get one guess and you go right to clone?'
'Well,' I said, hands still firmly pressed against her chest. 'I mean, it's not like clones don't exist...' I was embarrassed, the more I thought about it, the stupider and possibly offensive my guess seemed.
Huntress rolled her eyes and continued to hold her grip on my chin, and on my cock. 'Now that we've got that out of the way, I believe we had a deal,' she said stroking my cock again. 'I believe you're supposed to shut the fuck up and fuck me,' she said.
I nodded silently and released my hands from her tits, moving them down to grip her unbelievably perfect heart shaped ass. 'Don't go too easy,' she said as I pulled her closer to me by her ass, while she simultaneously directed my cock toward her pussy.
I smiled and closed my eyes, kissing her softly on the lips as my cock slowly entered her. 'Oh!' She moaned, her hand moving away from my chin and gripping my ass as I penetrated her.
He pussy was easily the tightest I'd been in for a long time, the way it felt as it consumed my dick was incredible. 'Ahh!' I moaned as she removed her hand from my cock and let it enter into her completely, until the two of us stood mostly naked, fused together at the hips and lips.
We were standing underneath her skylight, near the dining room of her studio apartment. 'Fuck me,' Huntress moaned as we continued to passionately make out. 'Fuck me so hard I forget that last twelve hours ever happened,' she said.
Not one to miss an order I quickly gripped her thighs in my hands and pulled them up so they were resting on my hips. 'Yes!' She moaned as she wrapped her legs around my waist and pulled herself up and down on my cock.
I continued to grip her as I bucked my hips, fucking her while standing as she arched backwards, beads of sweat or shower water glistening in the moonlight as she rode me.
'Take me to the bed!' She begged as I continued to ram her.
I nodded and made to take a step to turn around, completely forgetting I had my pants wrapped around my ankles. 'Fuck!' I exclaimed as the two of us fell forward, my cock ramming hard into her as her dining table broke her fall. 'Sorry,' I said as she laid back onto the table.
'Don't apologise,' she said, tightening her legs around my waist. 'Just fuck me!'
I reached down and grabbed her godly tits in my hands, immediately bucking my hips, fucking her hard against the table. 'Oh my!' She exclaimed as I rammed her, roughly penetrating her soaking wet pussy. 'Oh my fucking god!' She bellowed.
I smirked to myself as I groped her breasts, pinching her nipples in my fingers while continuing to fuck her. 'God I'm getting good at this,' I thought to myself.
'Ohhh!' She exclaimed, eyes closed while I fucked her. 'Squeeze em tighter!' She begged.
I gripped her nipples in-between my finger and thumbs, roughly twisting them as I penetrated her harder. 'Ahh fuck yes!' She squealed, before biting her bottom lip.
'Take me to the bed,' she moaned eventually, clearly having had enough of this detour to the dining table.