Since her reboot of
Deepthroat
was so successful, Melissa Rauch decided to do a reboot of TV's
Night Court.
And, since her foray into X-rated films went so well, she decided to try something new with this new endeavor to add a second stream of revenue, create content for her website, and increase her brand. She decided to shoot a made-for-TV-primetime version, as well as a direct-to-DVD X-rated version that would be shot back-to-back.
After they finished shooting the first TV episode, there was an air of excitement in the air of the studio. They had done it! It was real. It was actually going to happen. They had finished the pilot of the new series! After the celebratory champagne had been finished, Melissa climbed onto a table in the center of the room.
"Okay, everybody, good job! Now, let's get ready for the real fun!" The cast and crew cheered. "Everybody go back to their dressing rooms and take five. We'll come get you when we're ready."
*****
Melissa's character, Melissa Stone, had just finished her first court session as the new night court judge in the very courtroom her father, the late Harry Stone, had presided nearly 40 years ago. It hadn't gone well. The low point was when the public defender walked out because she pushed him to do a better job of defending his clients.
She slumped down behind the large walnut desk in her father's old chambers and looked to the heavens. "Oh, Daddy, what have I gotten myself into? I sure wish you were here."
Just then, her bailiff walked into the room carrying a box. He was a tall, handsome man, with broad shoulders and a square jaw.
"Excuse me, Judge. They found this in storage and thought you might like to have it."
"Thank you, Roger. Please, call me Melissa."
"Um, okay. I'll try my best...Melissa."
She began to rifle through the box. "Oh my gosh! This is a bunch of my dad's old stuff!"
"I'll leave you to it." Roger turned and walked away.
Melissa's face lit up when she pulled a stuffed armadillo. "Clarence!" She spun her chair, placed the animal on the credenza behind her, and went back to sorting through the box. She suddenly stopped and sat up straight. "What the..." She hesitantly reached into the box and pulled out a - huge, beige dildo. She gingerly sat it on its flat base. It was standing up straight on her desk like a rocket ready to launch. "What the fuck?" She scratched her chin. "That thing is huge!" After studying the object, she grabbed it and placed it in her desk. "That has be a mistake. Maybe a piece of evidence from an old case." She went back to sorting through the box until she pulled out a tiny piece of paper. "John Fielding! Hmmmm, I wonder."
*****
Melissa knocked on the condo door. She heard a rustling on the other side of the door.
"I don't like girl scout cookies!" came the voice from inside. "Go away!"
"I...I'm not a girl scout. I'm Melissa Stone. Harry's daughter."
The door swung open revealing a tall man in a rumpled brown robe. He wore a long, scruffy white beard and wild hair.
"Harry's daughter?" She nodded her head. "Please! Please, come in."
Melissa walked into what was once an elegant condo overlooking the city. Now it was cluttered with newspapers and Chinese take-out boxes.
"Um, please excuse the mess," the man said as he haphazardly gathered newspapers. "As you can probably tell, I don't do much entertaining."
"It's fine." She paused. "You are John Fielding, aren't you."
He puffed his chest out. "The one and only!"
"My dad talked about you a lot."
"Yes, well, I'm sure not much of it was good," he chuckled. "Your father was a good man. He annoyed the hell out of me, but he was a good man. So what brings you here to my humble abode?"
"Well, I graduated college and started a new job here in the city. I'm the new judge in the night court."
"Seriously?! Your father's old court?" She smiled and nodded. "That's amazing! Congratulations! But why are you telling me this?"
"Well, my public defender walked out last night and I could really use a new one." She let that sink in. "Would you be interested in coming back?"
"What?! Me? Nooooo. No no no. No way. Uh huh."
"Oh, come on, John." She looked around the room. "It doesn't look like you've got a whole lot going on. Just try it. Come on. Do it for my dad."
"Playing the dad card is a low blow."
She looked back at him with a crooked smile. "Maybe. Did it work?"
He looked her tiny body up and down while he ran his fingers through his white beard.
Hmmmmm. She reeks of desperation
he thought to himself. "Tell you what. Show me your tits and I'll consider it."
Her jaw dropped. "Do what?" she screeched.
"Tits. Knockers. Sweater puppies. Fun bags. Whatever you want to call them. Whip 'em out and I'll consider it."
"Seriously?!" He stared at her. "I...I can't do that."
He shrugged his shoulders. "Okay. Allow me to show you to the door."
I really do need somebody!
"Wait! If I show them to you, you'll do it?"
"I said I would
consider
it."
"Grrrrrrrr. Fine!" She began to pull the overly tight sweater over her head. "I can't believe I'm doing this," she said under her breath. When her long, blonde hair fell back down around her shoulders, she stood there holding the sweater in her hand. Her lacy white bra did nothing to hide her dark pink areolas or hold back her thick, erect nipples. "There. Happy now?"
He shook his head. "Not by a long shot." He waved his hand. "The bra. Come on, let's go."
"Grrrrrr," she growled as she reached behind her back. She held the cups in place as the straps slid down her arms until she finally pulled the material away. She glared up at his smirking face. "There. Now will you do it?"
Oh, I'll do it alright!
"Mmmmm, I think I need a closer look."
"Gah!" she shrieked and jumped when he palmed a breast. She swatted his hand away. "Hey! Nobody said anything about touching, mister!"
He shrugged his shoulders. "Okay, that's fine. You can get dressed and leave."
"So...so, you'll do it? You'll be my public defender?"
"Ha! No, I think not."
"What?! Why not? I showed you, you know, my breasts!"
"Yeah, but you were mean to me. So, you can leave now. As you can see, I've got some straightening up to do."
"Alright, fine! You can touch them." She turned her head away, closed her eyes, and stuck her ample chest out. "Ah!" she yiped when he took both mounds into his hands.
"Mmmmm, yes, very nice. Soft yet firm. Full. Perky. Hmmmm. I'm guessing 34C?"
Wow! He's good!
she thought to herself.
He pinched both nipples and twisted.
"Gah!" She felt the heat building between her legs. "Hey! Be...be careful those, bub! They're not radio dials, ya know!"
No! I can't be getting turned on while this man gropes my breasts!
He continued to tweak her pointers. "Oh? Do we have sensitive nipples?"
"I...I get a little...mmmm...crazy when somebody, you know, messes with them."
Good to know!
"Duly noted." He released her from his grasp and took a step back. "Yes, very nice. You've got a great set of tits there, Melissa."
"I'm glad you approve," she growled.