THE FOLLOWING STORY IS COMPLETE FICTION. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REALITY.
MY WEEKEND WITH TYRA BANKS
My friend always tells me that he can get me anything I want.
He promises me he can grant any of my wishes and believe it or not he has. I wanted World Series tickets------- he got me World Series tickets. I wanted on-field passes to the Super Bowl-------- I got them. I wanted to meet Bruce Springsteen and I got to meet the Boss.
But by far the best wish that my friend has ever granted me was a weekend with Tyra Banks.
No, this is not a typo. I just wrote that my friend fixed me up with supermodel Tyra Banks for the whole weekend. Not Ernie Banks, but Tyra Banks. The tall gorgeous African-American model any man would give his right arm to have.
And I had her for the entire weekend. Oh yes, it was a weekend in Las Vegas.
"You can do anything you want with her," my friend promised. "She is your sex slave.. She will do anything and everything that you desire."
When my friend said this I nodded my head. Now most of you reading this would probably have laughed but I didn't. I didn't because I know my friend. My friend once promised that Paul McCartney would sing "Hey Jude" at my birthday--------- this happen. He also said I could go to England and have a private audience with the Queen------- this also occurred.
So needless to say when my friend told me that Tyra Banks would be mine for the weekend at a Las Vegas hotel I knew that this would happen. I had no doubt.
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I arrived at the airport in Las Vegas on Friday and I was met by a limousine which took me to the Rio Hotel. I checked into my suite and when I had finished unpacking and getting settled I looked at my watch and saw that it was 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
My friend had told me that Tyra would be arriving at my suite at 8pm that evening and staying with me until noon on Monday. So with time to kill I decided to go to the Don Pablo Cigar Company right across the street from the Stardust then I would come back to my room, order a hamburger from room service, then take a nap and shower before Ms. Banks arrived in the evening. I knew that it would only be six hours before I saw Tyra Banks and that those six hours would be the longest six hours in my life. But what the heck I thought, I was in Vegas.
At 6:30pm I decided to get ready for Tyra. I shaved, took a long shower, then dressed for the evening making sure I put on my cologne.
But by the time I finished dressing it wasn't even 7 yet and I was growing restless. Luckily though I found a movie on TV and that kept my interest. Before I knew it was five minutes to eight. I knew Tyra would be coming any minute so I waited and when I saw the clock read 8pm my heart beat just a little faster. I just knew that at any moment I would hear the knock on the door and Ms. Tyra Banks would be here.