HOLY SHIT! Jennifer Anniston and Jennifer Love Hewitt were sitting at the bar only 3 feet beside me. DAMN IT! I've jerked off to those women and here they are. The 2 were busy laughing over something. They looked STUNNING! Both were wearing short black shiny dresses. Their legs were in full view. WONDERFUL! Nervously, I got up from the stool and walked over to them. "UH...Sorry to, um, bother you, but, can, I, have an autograph?" Man, I was sweating.
The 2 just smiled at me, "Sure, sit down," the 2 celebs gestured to a stool next to them.
FUCK ME! The 2 Jens wanted me to sit next to them. I was glad I was wearing a long t-shirt covering my bulging erection. Just yesterday, I lost my job. I was having the shittiest day of my life, until now. "Well..I, don't want to make you uncomfortable," I stammered. However, I still sat down. Again, "Crazy, not stupid."
Jennifer Anniston extended her hand, "Hi, nice to meet you."
I shook it, and on impulse, kissed it.
"AHHH, your SO SWEET!"
The other young star extended her hand. "Hi," said Love.
Again, I grabbed it and kissed it.
To the "Friends" star, I muttered, "I've seen all your film." I lowered my voice to a whisper, "Even Leprechaun."
She just grinned, "Thanks for not saying that too loud."
"How about mine," the "Party of Five" star whined.
"Most of em', yeah. What's the deal with "I still know what you did last summer?"
She laughed, "Well, the original was a big hit, and none of us could think of a better title." She gulped the last of her drink. "Bartender, another Heiny, please."
I'd like that heiny. "To the bartender, I said, "Put it on my tab."
"No, you don't have to do that."
"I insist."