We all have our favorite celebrity crushes. Whether its an actress, popular singer, star of your favorite TV sitcom, or a winning athlete, there are thousands of beautiful women that are the subject of our fantasies. Here are some of mine.
Keep in mind that I'm a middle aged man that grew up whacking off to some of these stars starting back in the 80s. You won't find a lot of younger celebs on this list. You're more likely to see someone like Adrienne Barbeau or Valerie Bertinelli, who I had major crushes on over forty years ago.
Feel free to let me know who you would add to, or subtract from this list, in the comments.
1. Jennifer Aniston - I can't be alone with this pick. The comic actress with the famous hairstyle, beautiful blue eyes, nipple hardons, and engaging personality, was the subject of many fantasies for me. She's as gorgeous today as she was when she first appeared on Friends over thirty years ago.
2. Olivia Newton-John - My first crush. The sexy Australian singer was always one of my favorites, even after starring in Xanadu.
Her role as Sandy in the hit movie Grease, confirmed the crush I already had on her.
3. Farrah Fawcett - I can't be the only one who whacked off to her famous poster.
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus - I always imagined her having a monster bush. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
5. Ashleigh Banfield - Is it a bad thing to watch the news with your pants around your ankles?
6. Miley Cyrus - She has such a cute little ass. How could I not like her?
7. Cameron Diaz - Anyone that uses jizz for hair gel is okay in my book. I would love to be her hairdresser!
8. Mariska Hargitay - Just once I'd like to be interrogated by Olivia Benson. I confess!
9. Jenna Fischer - The Office is definitely one of my favorite shows. Still waiting for the episode where she shows her tits to Michael.
10. Bo Derek - Nuff said.
11. Heather Locklear - She might be a train wreck now, but she was smoking hot back in the 80s.
12. Tea Leoni - I fell in love with her when I first saw her on Flying Blind. She's still just as beautiful as ever.
13. Anna Kendrick - I heard it through the grapevine that she likes to have her asshole licked. Let me be the first to volunteer.
14. Taylor Swift - I don't know any of her songs, but would love to see her in concert.
Especially if I can be in the front row.
15. Leslie Mann - For some reason, I see her being very orgasmic. Squirting orgasms. What's not to love?
16. Halle Berry - Instant hardon for this beauty.
17. Ursula Andress - She was so hot in the James Bond flick Dr. No. I think that was the first time I ever jerked off.
18. Elle MacPherson - What a body!
19. Crystal Bernard - Joe and Brian Hackett double penetrating Helen Chappell will forever be etched in my mind.
20 & 21. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler - Like I said I have a thing for women with a sense of humor. And in this case, that thing involves strapon sex.
22. Carly Simon - Best album covers ever!
23. Reese Witherspoon - I would really like to cum on her face.
24. Sarah Silverman - The sassy comedian admits to being a bed wetter. I'm guessing watersports is part of her sex life also.
25. Charlize Theron - She has a lifetime invitation to sit on my face.
26. Scarlett Johansson - Such succulent red lips. Please wrap them around my cock.
27. Isla Fisher - Cute little firebox!
28. Jane Leeves - Her sexy British accent does it for me. I wonder if she likes being buggered in the arse?
29. Denise Crosby - I'll bet she's strapped it on plenty of times. At least she has in my dreams.
30. Kaitlin Olson - It's always slutty in Philadelphia.
