This is a sleazy and freaky stripper fuck parody.
This is a freaky fuck parody series involving the women of the TV show Friends... It centers on Monica... It takes place in 2002.
Midtown Manhattan, New York 2002
Monica Gellar and Rachel Green were at my strip club, Smokin' Hotties. They came to see me, I'm James. I'm Rachel's boyfriend. They also came to see my close friend and one of my top strippers, Phoebe Buffet. "Hey babe, how's my girl?" I hugged Rachel, kissing her, squeezing that gorgeous ass. "Hey there Monica. You ladies look hot as shit."
"Hey there handsome." Rachel kissed me and grabbed my cock through my pants.
"Awww, thanks James. You're a sweetheart." Monica smiled at me. She knew she was hot. I love fucking Rachel, but I want my cock in Monica asap. I already fuck Phoebe... And all of my other strippers. They gotta put out, to get the job. Hey, rules are rules. (Laughing)
I picked up Rachel, kissing her and carried her around the club. Monica followed us. It's a special club. It's what's called a full service club. You can get a lap dance... And some pussy... And we can hook you up with some recreational hook ups too. We've got what you need, to have a good time. I have connections with the cops, so we don't get bothered.
We were shorthanded on the afternoon shift. One of my strippers got knocked up, by me, so she took some time off. She's married and she's hot, so of course I had to fuck her. I love fucking married chicks. It's one of the things that turns me on so much about Monica. She's married to Chandler, a dorky guy. She's way too hot for him, but I'm used to getting hot pussy, so I can handle her.
We went in my office and looked at my video screen of all of the private rooms. I say it's for security reasons, but it's actually just so I can watch the action and jerk off... or fuck one of my girls... or two, while I watch. We watched Ebony, one of my best girls, give an old white guy a lap dance. She signaled the camera, or me, that he wanted some pussy. She showed me the money... $500, so he wanted to fuck her. We all watched Ebony, a married black hottie with big natural tits and an afro, suck his old cock to get him ready.
"Oh my God, she's blowing him." Monica stating the obvious. She stared in disbelief as Ebony sucked that old cock better than its ever been sucked. She climbed up on his lap and rode that old weiner big time. Her afro was moving wildly, as she gave him some great pussy and a great show. I love fucking her myself. Her husband knows she's a stripper, but has no clue about her fucking the customers... or me. I fuck her everyday. She's got the best ass I've ever fucked and I've fucked a lot of them. I'm the only one that gets her ass, not even her husband gets it. I take good care of her. She's so talented. She's got a job for life with me. Ebony winked and smiled at the camera, knowing I was watching. She got the old guy off pretty quick. She kissed his cheek and he left, another satisfied customer.
I was making out with Rachel, when we saw Phoebe in one of the rooms. She was giving a lap dance to her friend Joey.
"OH MY GOD RACH... look, Phoebe is giving Joey a lap dance." Monica was shocked. She stared in disbelief that Phoebe would give Joey a lap dance.
"Oh my... She's really gonna do it let's watch." Rachel smiled and watched, as I played with her pussy and kissed her neck. She moaned softly, writhing in my lap. Her perfect nipples were so hard, poking through her white blouse.
"I can't believe she would do that." Monica was still shocked. But she stared at the screen. Phoebe gave Joey a great lap dance, grinding on his crotch. She slowly took her clothes off and touched him all over. She brushed her head in his lap, flinging her long, blonde hair wildly. Phoebe's really good. She's a great lay too, but Joey didn't find out. He ran out of the room, covering his crotch. He obviously was too embarrassed to go any further, with his friend. We all laughed, as we watched. Monica was actually rubbing her pussy, as she watched. She tried to hide it from us, but I could tell. I smiled. I was gonna get her to be one of my strippers and also one of my bitches. I put my plan into motion.
"Hey Monica, you wanna try giving someone a lap dance? You sure have the body for it." I started the process. I knew I was gonna have to convince her and it might not be easy, but I was determined to have Monica... I get what... And who... I want. She looked at me, smiling, but shook her head.
"Thanks James, but the only lap dances I give, are for Chandler... and that's in private. I could never do that for a stranger. I just couldn't... I would feel weird. It's like cheating."
I used another path. I knew this one had a lot better chance of working. Monica and Chandler had been planning a move to the suburbs, but money was a problem for them. So...
"You know, you could do it part time and make like $500 to $800 a night. If you were willing to be full service, you could triple that. It could really help you get that house you wanted. It could make life a whole lot easier for you and Chandler." Monica looked at me with her mouth open. That was a lot of money and she knew I was right about it making their lives a lot easier... But she still was scared to.
"Wow, that's alot money James. You're right, that would definitely make things a lot easier for sure. I... I. Just can't though. I Mena thank you for offering, but... I... It's like cheating. I couldn't do it. I can't." Monica was definitely still thinking about it though, so I decided to be patient.
"At least think about it, ok Monica? It would definitely help you and make things a lot easier for you. It would make you happy, I know. You deserve to be happy. You're a sweet person and you work hard, so you deserve to get what you want. Plus you're my friend and I care about you very much. So please think about it, at least." I smiled and she smiled back. Monica and I are good friends. She came over and hugged me and kissed my cheek.
"Thank you James. You're a sweetheart and I care about you very much too. Thank you." She kissed my cheek again. She smelled fantastic. She always does. I wanted Monica really bad. My cock was rock hard and Rachel noticed. She faced me in my lap and pulled my cock out, sliding it up her pussy. She was wearing a short plaid mini skirt and no panties, so I had easy access.