Freaky Ass Fuck Parody
"This is good coke James... and I don't even like coke."
"Yeah... it's purer than a virgin's punanny."
"Ha... I know you know about that you horny bastard."
"Nope... I don't like virgins... I prefer sluts... like you."
"HEYYY! Just for that... no blowjob... on second thought..."
My sister, Ann Coulter, reaches in my green with gold stripes sweatpants and grabs my soft cock. She jerks it slowly... leans into me and kisses me. I pour a line of coke on my chest and Ann snorts it, as she jerks my very thick cock. She licks her lips and wipes the white residue off of her nose. Ann pulls my pants off and admires my huge cock.
"I love your big cock James... it's so beautiful. I could look at it all day... but I'd rather suck it instead." We laugh... Ann leans down and licks my very thick, but still soft, shaft... slowly up and down... looking up at me... smiling.
Ann softly kisses every inch of my cock and huge balls. She then licks every inch. I light a blunt and watch. She lifts my huge, soft cock to her glistening red lips and sucks me in, her mouth stretching wide to accommodate my girth. Ann sucks my head hard... I smile and blow her a smokey kiss. I puff away on my blunt, as my hot blond, older sister sucks me expertly.
She softly scratches my, half hard, shaft with her nails... laughing around my cock, as it twitches in delight. Ann sucks about half of my really thick 12 inches into her tightly clenching mouth, bobbing her long, straight blonde haired head quickly... her long blonde hair flying around, as she sucks me off.
I take a deep puff and blow Ann some smoke... she winks at me, and continues sucking my cock, jerking the base, tickling my huge balls.
Ann takes the blunt from me and smokes it, blowing the smoke all over my sensitive underside of my cock. Ann takes a deep puff and puts her smeared lipstick covered lips against my throbbing shaft and slowly blows smoke up and down the massive cock, slowly, up and down, base to tip.
I lean back and smile, my eyes closed. It feels so damn good. My sister has given me tons of blowjobs... and this one is as good as any of them. Ann softly bites my balls... then licks every inch of them.