It was a pleasant morning at my condo in Boston. On Friday nights I would have live music at my bar, usually a local artist looking to make it big. On this particular Friday night, I had extra money lying around and decided to splurge and get someone famous to play. I heard that the metal band Halestorm was in town and figured they would attract a whole mess of customers and bring in quite a bit of money. I was always a huge fan. Lzzy was so hot in her shoot for Revolver Magazine for their "Hottest Chicks in Metal" issue.
I found out where they were staying and drove over there through South Boston traffic. It was a nice hotel. I don't remember the name of it, but who cares? I went inside and they were sitting at a booth in the restaurant inside the hotel. I decided to approach them.
I then introduced myself, "Hey guys, I'm Sid Xavier. I'm a huge fan."
Lzzy Hale stood up, "Nice to meet you, Sid. I'm Lzzy Hale. Would you like an autograph, a picture, or both?"
I thought to myself, "Damn! Lzzy Hale's hotter in person!"
I responded, "Both would be nice, and I would like to ask you all something."
Lzzy retorted, "Okay, shoot."
I answered, "I own a bar nearby and I was wondering if you would want to play a set tonight."
Lzzy asked, "How much will you pay us?"
I answered, "How does $3,500 apiece sound with complimentary refreshments?"
Lzzy talked it over with the rest of the band. After their discussion, they responded in unison, "We'll do it!"