It was Friday night. Most people my age were going to parties or taking their significant others out on a date. Some folks were staying home with their significant others and having naked, sexy fun together.
Buffy and I were getting together with Spike so we could track down a skinwalker and kill it.
Or maybe we'd track down the skinwalker and just barely escape with our lives. Although we did the thing where we just barely escaped with our lives Thursday night. I really didn't want to be repetitive. If you do the same thing two nights in a row, that's an early warning sign of falling into a rut.
Spike showed up with a weapon that was six feet long and looked like the offspring of a spear and a battle axe.
"It's called a halberd," Spike said, "These things were the assault weapons of the fifteenth century."
To which I replied, "Well, if we have to put down a revolt of English peasants, you're all set."
Buffy came equipped with her favorite battle axe. I'd seen her decapitate a vahrall demon with it last summer. It was a large, heavy axe and the edge of the blade was razor sharp.
And while Spike and Buffy had their large, impressive and deadly weapons, all I had were my nipple clamps and a lock of the skinwalker's hair.
Seriously, I think I'm the bravest of the group. Spike and Buffy had big, heavy weapons and I was walking into battle with nothing more than a lock of hair and tiny, metal jaws that dangled from a slender chain. I ought to get some sort of medal for going into battle like this.
Buffy and Spike wrapped their weapons up in long rolls of cobalt-blue fabric. With their weapons concealed in rolls of blue cotton fabric, they looked far more like fashion design students than armed lunatics, and we were far less likely to get stopped by cops or campus security that way.
Getting stopped by campus police was never fun. They never understood about things like vampires, mok'tagar demons or skin walkers, so it was best to just avoid confrontations with them.
Spike had apparently gotten bored of teasing me about my nipple clamps....either that or he had gotten tired of being hit in the head by Buffy. Buffy didn't approve of Spike teasing me, and she showed her displeasure by punching Spike in the face or smacking his across the back of his skull.
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"Oh, you have got to be kidding me,"
Buffy exclaimed vehemently.
The tracking spell had led us to Lowell House. Lowell House was one of the fraternity houses on campus. There were scores of students living there, and getting in there and killing the skinwalker without being noticed was going to be impossible.
"Why couldn't the skinwalker just hide out in a condemned building or some secret underground lair?" I asked forlornly. There were way too many civilians in Lowell House for Buffy to be doing any slaying in there.
"Maybe we can follow him around and wait for him to go someplace remote," Buffy offered helpfully.
"Okay, I'll go inside and see who is who. The skinwalker is probably disguised as one of the students. I'll find out which one and we can follow him later when he goes off campus."
Buffy and Spike followed me closely and we all hoped for the best. None of us were expecting what we found inside.
Buffy grabbed the door handle to let me inside and that very instant, I heard a loud echo of gunfire coming from the lobby of the frat house.
"
Bloody hell,"
Spike exclaimed and we walked into a scene that looked like it came straight from a Bosnian war zone.
The floor tiles of the lobby wear splattered with fresh blood for as far as the eye could see. There was also blood spattered on the walls and on the full length mirror in the main hall. I spotted the bodies of at least seven students that were lying dead on the floor. One of them had been decapitated, five had been eviscerated and one looked like his neck had been broken. His head was tilted at a very unnatural angle and there was a look of horror frozen on his dead face.
Buffy and Spike's feet made a
slurp
sound as they walked on the fresh, sticky blood that was covering the floor.
The sound of gunfire was coming from deeper inside the frat house. Apparently somebody was attempting to fight off the skinwalker, but without much success. As we walked forward, I couldn't help but notice that some of the fraternity boys were holding handguns in their numb, dead hands.
"Well,
this
doesn't look good," Buffy remarked. I couldn't help but think that was probably the understatement of the year.
"What was your first clue?" I asked as I walked through the wet, sticky blood, making more slurping sounds as I walked.
It didn't take long to find the skinwalker. Buffy and Spike really didn't even need my tracking spell anymore. All we really needed to do was follow the sounds of the gunfire and the screaming. There was a full scale war going on in the frat house.
A tall broad-shouldered frat boy was firing a semi-automatic weapon at an impossibly tall humanoid creature in the hallway, just twenty feet from the front door. The creature must have been about ten feet tall and had reddish-brown hair over most of its body. Its shoulders were about six-feet wide and it had strong, white teeth with sharp canines, which it bared at the frat boy who was shooting at him. The creature had a face that looked more like the face of a mountain lion than that of a human being, although there was a malicious intelligence in those eyes unlike anything I've ever seen in the eyes of any large cat.
I think the bullets hurt, but didn't really do any real damage. The gunshots made a lot of noise and spewed spent shell-casings all over the floor, but the shape-sifter refused to die. Instead, he slammed into the frat boy like a truck and there was a disconcerting sound like the sound of breaking ribs or the splintering on the student's spine. After the student dropped his weapon, the skin walker threw him across the room, where he slammed into the far wall with a loud thud.
I took a deep breath and wished I was just about anywhere else. This was a killing field. People here were dying, lots of people were being killed rapidly and in ugly ways. I suddenly felt very small and insignificant and seriously wondered if we had any hope of defeating this big ugly thing.
I almost peed myself, when the skinwalker raised one massive arm, glared, bared his teeth and pointed an absurdly large finger at Buffy, Spike and I.
"YOU,"
he called out accusingly.
"ME,"
Spike responded, defiantly, and then he ripped the blue fabric free from his weapon and charged forward, with the naked blade end pointed directly at the skinwalker's chest.
"I'm back, and I'm a bloody predator!!"
Spike screamed as he charged forward with extraordinary speed.