I am 20 years old and 2 years into my university degree in sports science, on a swimming scholarship, at Napier University Edinburgh. Being on the Swimming Team, I get a lot of attention from the lady students at Napier. I am 6 ft 4, with a six pack chest, and I've got a very fit athletic muscular swimmers body. But what really gets the female student faculty going is when I'm training in the pool in my tiny swimmers, that hide nothing especially my enormous 12-inch todger.
All freshmen at Napier University are given an undergraduate as a mentor, who basically show the freshman the ropes. Show them around the university campus, where to get anything you need. And are there for any other advice, and there just to help you in any way possible.
When I was a freshman at Napier University Edinburgh, I got superlucky as my undergraduate mentor was a 20 year old sexy Scottish girl, Rosie Kelly Smith. We hit it off straight away, Rosie likes to make fun of me, calling me a sassenach as I'm English, going to a Scottish University. The nickname caught on and when I'm competing for Napier University I'm always called the English sassenach. It wasn't long before we both became an item.
My swimming career is going very well and made it into team GB and won my first European gold medals. compete 4 Napier University and tean GB.
Rosie Kelly Smith is a dead ringer for her mother. There is no way you could mistake Rosie's mother for anybody else as they look almost like twins, Rosie aged 22 and her mother aged 58. Rosie's mother being breakfast television, British broadcasting legend Lorraine Kelly.
The Awkward thing for me was, I had been a massive fan of Lorraine Kelly for years. In fact the first thing I would do after waking up in the morning. I would flick to ITV, and the Lorraine show, and knock one off to her.
Lorraine Kelly was always billed as a clean cut professional journalist and television host. And is hugely popular in the UK with the celebrities she interviews and the British television viewers with her highly fun and approachable Style. The British public I think love that Lorraine Kelly has a bit of a naughty twinkle in her eye and loves to use naughty innuendos in her interviews.
One night while browsing the Internet, I came across this site called, The Lorraine Kelly Appreciation Society. The site is dedicated to her, and has a very high adult content. There are a selection of black and white photographs, taken by an ex-boyfriend, when Lorraine Kelly was at university. In the photographs Lorraine Kelly is completely naked and showing off her hairy bush and flat chest probably 32 double a cup tits. Lorraine Kelly was a massively late developer. She never developed her famous double d tits until she was 35 pregnant with Rosie. They ballooned to a 36 DD, and never went back.
To my surprise the, Lorraine Kelly appreciation society site, is actually supported by Lorraine Kelly herself. Lorraine was actually sending in sexy photos of herself. Some very risky, a couple of her in a skin tight see through top obviously no bra as you can see her nipples, one with her bent over a table, wearing a tight blouse showing massive cleavage, her tits trying to spill out everywhere, and my favourite Lorraine Kelly nude but with one arm covering her tits and her other arm covering her crutch and pussy. The photographs are all provocatively signed. To my fans a few holiday snaps hope you enjoy them as much as I loved posing for them. Lot's of love Lorraine Kelly.
Lorraine Kelly also does a yearly questions and answer session. There is a deadline date, but if you send in your question by the date, Lorraine promises she will answer it, and I mean any questions possible.
Here are a few of her questions and answers:
Question 1. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
"I was 17 years old."
Question 2. What is your favourite sexy outfit and can we have a photo of you wearing it?
"My black dolle gabbana dress, shows acres of cleavage and is slashed at the waist showing plenty of leg. And of course you can have a photograph of me modelling it."
Question 3. What do you wear in bed?
"Nothing just my birthday suit."
Question 4. What is your bra size?
"I was a late developer. And was actually aa tiny 32 AA, until I was 35 and pregnant with my daughter Rosie, when they ballooned to a ample 36 DD Cup, and thank God never went back."
Question 5. Where was the naughtiest place you ever had sex?
"In my local park on a hill outside at night."
Question 6. Have you ever gone Commando on the Lorraine show?
"Yes. It all depends on how naughty or horny, I am feeling, and if there is a guest I am interviewing, I quite fancy, I will go commando and bra-less."
This was all confirmed when Lorraine Kelly did a shocking interview on the Charlotte Church show, she asked Lorraine if it was true about the Lorraine Kelly appreciation society. And why did she do it. Lorraine told Charlotte Why not it's all a bit of fun.
"Doe's it bother you what they might be doing with those photographs?" Charlotte Church asked.