Alia knew she was in trouble when instead of stealing the contents of Russian mob boss Ivan Strignofsky's safe; she stole his "sex slave". The poor woman hadn't wanted to be there in the first place and Alia felt guilty just walking away. She'd spent the last twenty years keeping out of the notice of others. Or walking away from the bad things that she saw. So she did the right thing.
She got the woman out, turned her over to the American embassy, who turned her over to their CIA buddies, who got in contact with their KGB comrades, who really wanted a piece of Ivan. Guess he stepped on too many toes.
Any way the CIA offered to merely ignore the fact that Alia had been there to burgle the place and offered her a place to lay low for a while. The problem was, they just didn't do a good enough job hiding her and she ended up running for her life. Seems Ivan was pretty pissed and put a price on her head. A really big price. Seriously if she could have gotten away with it she might have sold herself to him.
She ended up in Japan though. Nice place. Polite people. Until the Yakuza got wind of the contract and started hunting her down. In fact there had been a nifty car chase, with her ending up in a ditch and now she was running a foot race , for her life, while they not only chased her but were taking pot shots at her as well.
She ran between a couple of boulders and found herself in front of some kind of portal.
Holy crap! She thought. A stargate!
A bullet pinged off the portal and she didn't even think about it. She just booked it right through the damn thing. She came into a large area that held quite a few more portals. Obviously for places unknown.
She knew the Yakuza were going to follow her, even if they were as freaked out by this as she was. The price on her head was really big. She headed for a portal close to the middle. It was red in color, unlike the blue one that she had just come through.
Just as she was about to jump for it the Yakuza guys started pouring through the blue portal and one of them managed to graze her ribs with a bullet. So instead of jumping through the portal, she fell. When she came out she rolled down a small stone ramp. She winced and stood up, holding a hand over her ribs, and looked up into the face of what she figured was an Oni, the Japanese name for a demon. He was big, bald, ugly, and had claws that looked very sharp. And he looked as confused as she felt.
Just then the Yakuza guys started pouring out of the portal, with their sub machine guns, and the ugly demon started to not look so ugly. She dodged the demon and ran as fast as she could. Which wasn't really that fast, or more than a few steps for that matter. Her side was on fire and blood was pouring out from between her fingers. She figured at the rate that she was going she would just bleed out and they could take her body back.
She ran into a very large and muscular someone, who caught her right before she passed out. Her last thought was something along the lines of it really sucks to get shot.
Noob Saibot looked down at the little human who had plowed into him and was now passed out in his arms. She was also bleeding all over his damn clothes. He was glad that he wore black.
"Give us the girl and we'll leave," said the obvious leader of the gun toting humans. "Now!"
"I don't like being told what to do." Noob said.
He set the girl on the ground and teleported over to confront the leader. He reached out almost too fast for the Yakuza guys to see and twisted the leader's head all the way around to face his men. Even before his body hit the ground the other men had booked it for the portal.
"You scared them away," the Oni came up to Noob and complained. "I wanted to play with them."
"Sorry, Drahmin." Noob said with an evil laugh. "I'll find you something to kill later."
Drahmin walked over to the girl on the ground and poked her with his foot. She groaned but didn't wake up.
"I'm an evil demon, but I wouldn't kill a child." Drahmin said to Noob.
"It's never come up with me," Noob said with a shrug.
"Sometimes Oni have babies."
"Really?" Noob asked intrigued.
"Yes. But they are very rare."
"I've been here a long time and never seen one."
"Very rare." Drahmin said again. "Very precious. Raised in a holy place."
"Hmm." Noob said. "Amazing. Even after so long I'm still finding out new things about this place."
The girl groaned getting their attention. She looked up and saw Drahmin again.
"The stargate sent me to hell," Alia slurred then passed out again.
"Stargate?" Noob asked confused.
"It's an Earthrealm television series." Dramin said absently pulling up Alia's shirt to look at her side.
"We don't have Television here." Noob said suspiciously.
"Hmm, hmm." Drahmin cleared his throat and Noob could swear that the Oni was actually blushing. "I have a laptop with a solar recharger. And several seasons of stargate on DVD."
"Gods!" Noob said rolling his eyes.
He looked at her side and noted that the bleeding was slowing. He also noted that she actually had very nice, perky, medium sized, breast. He pulled her shirt down then unbuttoned her extremely low riding pants and looked at her pussy which had a small patch of neatly trimmed hair.
"I don't think she's hurt down there." Drahmin said. "I don't see blood."
Noob ignored him and did her pants back up. Then he opened up her mouth and looked inside.
"She's not a child." Noob said absently closing her mouth.
"How do you know?"
"Her body has all the signs of having hit puberty and she has all of her adult teeth."
"Oh."
"Makes sense." Noob told him. "A person can't enter the Neatherrealm without some kind of taint on their soul. Usually children aren't tainted."
"Want me to toss her back through the portal?"
Noob looked down at the small patch of pale skin that was peeking out the bottom of her shirt and felt a slight stirring in his loins. He had never had a woman in this form and when he was human he rarely had time for them. He could count on one hand the number of times that he'd actually had sex.
"You've killed many of your enemies and taken over the Netherrealm." Drahmin told him recognizing the look of lust in Noob's eyes. "You have all the time in the world."
"What are you getting at?" Noob asked the Oni.
"You need a consort."
"I need a consort like I need another hole in the head."
"Take my word for it." He smiled showing sharp yellow teeth. "I have three. They keep my cave clean and suck my dick when I want."
"They watch Stargate with you?" Noob asked sarcastically.
"Actually they do," Drahmin said not taking offense to Noob's tone. "Look, why don't you give it a try for a week and see if you like her. If not we'll toss her to the other Oni and find you one that you do like."
Noob made a face.
"You need to learn to relax a little exalted leader."