Disclaimer: This is a completely fictional story none of it is true, and the celebrities involved neither approve of the story or their fictional actions in it. Please do not continue to read if you are underage or are easily offended.
Author's note: This is my first story please give me some feedback public or private, good or bad. Also if you don't Know Holly Willoughby firstly shame on you and secondly Google her.
It was my first day working as a runner on This Morning. I had previously worked on a couple of other live shows, so I wasn't expecting anything too challenging for me. But I was still nervous nonetheless.
You see I have a mammoth crush on presenter Holly Willoughby, ever since waking up to her every Saturday on kids TV show Ministry Of Mayhem. Today I was finally going to meet the women of my fantasies.
The morning started off as could be expected, putting together the set and running out to get last minute ingredients for the cooking later in the show. While I was putting out a final few cushions the producer came called me over.
"Hey new guy!" he shouted at me. "Have you moved any of these" he asked while pointing at what seemed to be a table of sex toys. "No I haven't"
I replied. "Well something's missing".
Bemused I asked him why a morning show was doing a segment on sex toys." No idea uhhh whatever your name is, apparently it was suggested to the writers by one of the presenters"
Upon hearing this my imagination shot straight to the idea that Holly had suggested this idea. Just the thought of her with one of these toys drifted me off to land of my own.
"Are you listening to me" I was suddenly and brought back to earth by the sound of the producer screeching in my ear.
"Uhh yes sir" I replied back. "Good now would you please go and find the missing item".
"Definitely, right away sir."
"There's nothing else I'd rather do" I murmured to myself as I walked away thinking about the possibility that holly wanted to know about all these sex toys.
Walking around through the corridors trying to find the missing sex toy, I bumped into co presenter Phillip Schofield. "Excuse me Mr. Schofield".
"Yes, you're the new guy aren't you" he questioned me.
"Yeah I am. I don't suppose you've seen any ummmm toys for use later in the show lying around" I asked him nervously.
"Toys?" he asked me with a puzzled look on his face. "Oh you mean the dildos and what not!"
"Yes sir those items" I replied slightly shocked by his excited reaction. "Were missing one and I was wondering if you had seen it?"
"No can't say I have. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for it though". He said while clearly trying to get away quickly. "Maybe you should try Holly. See ya later new guy".
There's something up with that guy I thought to myself. But he was right about something, maybe I should ask Holly.
I was walking down the hall towards Holly's dressing room the thoughts from earlier on crept back into my head. What if Holly had asked for the story on the toys, and what if she had the missing item with her right now?
As I considered the notion of holly's involvement I started to run down the hall towards her room. She must have it I thought to myself, could all my dreams really be coming true. Could I possibly catch her with the missing to.
My heart now pumping twice as fast, sweat starting to rum down my face. Man this is a long hallway I thought, then it hit me.
Slamming to a standstill, I realised I had no idea where I was. Holly's dressing room was nowhere near here. I must've been at the other end of the building by now. Looking around to see if I could ask anyone for directions I realised I was all alone, there was no one else anywhere near where I was.
Deciding to try and go back the way I came I began walking back up the corridor. What was I doing running towards Holly's dressing room anyway, there's no way that she'd have the toy. Plus even if she did she's married, a guy like me would never have a shot.
Now I'm not saying I'm ugly, 6'2 average build and no horrible disfiguring scars. But still she's way out of my league.
