Mistaken Identity, Brandi Love
A simple guy goes to extreme measures to have sex with his favorite porn star, Brandi Love.
After watching her online starring in hundreds of XXX-rated videos, unbelievably, it all started when I happened to see my favorite porn star on the street. At least, I think that I did. I thought it was her. Looking exactly like her, if not her, then, she's her doppelganger.
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My name is David. I live in Texas. With one drink plenty enough for me, I do drink but I only drink the good, top shelf stuff. I slowly sip it while enjoying it. I don't smoke. I don't take drugs. I don't chase after women. I don't gamble. Admittedly, I'm boring.
My only vice, I watch porn. I enjoy watching porn. I love watching porn. I watch a lot of porn. Not bothering anyone, not hurting anyone, watching porn within the privacy of my own home is my thing. Proud of it, and with apologies to no one, I spend hours every day watching porn.
With me living alone, whether reading erotic stories, watching beautiful women sucking and fucking cock, and/or having sex with other women, as long as my subjects are over the age of 18-years-old, I enjoy masturbating over pornographic material. Not having a girlfriend in my life, use it or lose it, masturbation keeps my pecker in shape. Always working, I watch porn in the early morning and late at night. Then, once I'm at work, not easy to do, I put porn out of my mind. Oddly enough, instead of sexually exciting me, watching porn relaxes me.
I'm just an average working man. I live in the country and, unless I'm working from home, which sometimes I do, I commute to the city every weekday.
At the top of my paygrade, I work as a Cad Cam, graphic designer/draftsman. I've been working at the same job for fifteen-years. Doing what I love to do, and doing something that excites my creativity, I draw and design all day.
I'm not rich but with no wife monetarily sucking me dry or children to support, I'm able to save most of my paycheck. I can afford to whatever I need, and buy whatever I want. I'm more than comfortable. I'm happy. How many married men with children can say that?
I don't have to pay for endless medical emergencies, doctors, orthodontists, ophthalmologists, and dentists visits, back to school clothes, food to feed four or five, and orthodontic braces. I don't have to save for college tuitions. With more newly married couples electing not to have children, having children is expensive.
Not counting what I donate to charity, whatever I earn is my money to spend however I want to spend it. Not having a nagging, unhappy wife with a shoe or clothes fetish or spoiled, rotten children who always want more, not even having a pet to feed and take to the veterinarian, I live alone.
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I have a new car, a Toyota Camry, and a new truck, a Ford 150. I commute back and forth to work in my car unless it's in the shop, which it seldom is, then I'll drive the truck. Both vehicles are very dependable. I use the truck mostly for hauling or moving things, otherwise it stays in my garage.
I have my fun car, a 2005, cherry red, Ford Thunderbird, the last year for the Thunderbird. I love that car. I've always wanted a convertible.
Ever since 1956, the first time that I saw one, in the way that people lusted over the Mustang the first time they saw one in 1964, I lusted over the Thunderbird. The Thunderbird has always been my dream car. I've always wanted a Thunderbird.
Thelma and Louise drove a 1956 Thunderbird over the cliff. Robert Urich, as Dan Tanner drove a 1957 Thunderbird in Vegas$. Her first role, Suzanne Somers, as the hot blonde, drove a white '56 Thunderbird in the movie American Graffiti directed by George Lucas. Back in 2021, Annette Funicello of the Mickey Mouse Club, her red, 1957 T-Bird was sold at auction.
Marilyn Monroe drove a '56 T-Bird in Some Like it Hot. Her '56 T-Bird sold for $490,000 at auction. Halle Berry drove a 2002 T-Bird in the James Bond movie, Die Another Day. Going all the way back to the American Indians, in the way that a Phoenix is reborn from its own ashes, a Thunderbird is the spirit of thunder, lightning, and rain. The Thunderbird is a huge bird in the mythology of certain American Indian peoples.
Careful of Sunday drivers and old fogies out driving their Lincoln Town Cars and big boat, '80's Buicks and Oldsmobiles, I drive the T-Bird only on weekends. I live in a comfortable, two-bedroom, two bath house, with a three-car garage, that has plenty of land. Except for a good woman to suck my cock and fuck me, I have everything that I need to live a happy life.
If I was a Texas cowboy, I'd have a horse. Yet, I'd rather saddle up and drive my Thunderbird. Glad that I'm not a cowboy, there's no horse that can go as fast and take me as far on a bag of oats as my Thunderbird.
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Unable to help myself and with me thinking of her all of the time, I sexually lust over women who are out of my reach. Alas, isn't that always the case? We sexually lust over what we can't have. The best women are not only elusive but also are impossible to bed.
Instead of sexually lusting over a friend, a neighbor, an old classmate, a co-worker, a movie star, or a celebrity, I sexually lust over a porn star. I sexually lust over a wicked whore who'd have sex with anyone, whether man or woman, for money. With me watching so much porn, probably, too much porn, making perfect sense, why wouldn't I sexually lust over a porn star? Yet, the porn star that I loved watching is my favorite porn star.
The woman of my forbidden, lustful, sexual desire is Brandi Love. Not her real name, of course, Brandi Love is her XXX-video, roleplay name. She earned her living making XXX-rated internet videos on porn sites. As of 2022, her net worth is a staggering eight-million-dollars.
'Wow! They actually pay this woman to have sex,' I thought. 'Where do I get a job like that? I'd work for nothing.'
That's a lot of money for stripping naked to suck and fuck cock. That's a lot of money from horny men throwing their hard-earned money at her. I'll be lucky to earn a million-dollars over my twenty-year working career, possibly more, if I work for thirty or forty years. Yet, I'm hoping to retire early and live off of my retirement pay and my Social Security.
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'Wow! Brandi Love is worth eight-million-dollars from making porn videos,' I thought. 'How about that?'
I guess there's lot of men like me who love watching porn. Only, unlike them, just as I'd never pay for sex, with so much free porn out there, I'd never pay to watch porn. Then, again, I'd pay to have sex with Brandi Love. I'd give my right arm to have sex with her, that is, after I had sex with her. I'd need my right arm to sufficiently fuck her.'
With her having made dozens of such videos, and with her having 2.1 million followers on porn sites and nearly a million followers on Twitter, she's famous on the Internet. Of course, she is. Whoever sees her, especially without her clothes, while she's having sex, loves her.
How could anyone not love Brandi Love? She's beautiful. She's sexy. She's shapely. I love her.
After doing some Internet research, I discovered that her real name is Traci Lynn Livermore. Certainly, even though her real last name may attest to that in the way of smelly Liverwurst cheese, Traci Lynn Livermore is no smelly piece of cheese. She's a hot tamale.
A member of the AVN Adult Video News, and XRCO, X-Rated Critic Organization, hall of fame, she's a beautiful, 5' 10", dyed blonde woman with big, brown, beautiful eyes. She has huge double D, cup breasts, and a shapely ass that will make grown men bite their fists and cry whenever she walks by. As if she's from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, she's the modern day version of the woman from Ipanema.
'Tall and tan and young and lovely,
The Girl from Ipanema goes walking,
And when she passes, each one she passes goes 'Ahh.
When she walks she's like a samba,
That swings so cool and sways so gently that,
When she passes, each one she passes goes, 'Ohh.'
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When I meet a woman who has captured my immediate, sexual attraction and/or love interest, in the way that I wear my heart on my sleeve, I can't help but think that I'm meeting someone special. Indeed, Brandi Love is special. She's very special to me.
Certainly, she must be special for me to be sexually and/or romantically attracted to her. Only, with so many women out there, tens of millions of women, finding the right woman is like finding a needle in a haystack, or a specific fish in the ocean. Luck, kismet, fate, and/or destiny must play a role in finding Miss Right. With so many divorces, fifty-percent of the time, the woman that we thought was right for us, is wrong for us.
Then, when I least expected it, as if finding love, I saw the woman of my sexual desire in person and out walking on the street. At first, even though I did a doubletake, I didn't recognize her. Then, when I looked at her closer, and stared at her, she looked so familiar. Oddly enough, unable to immediately place her, I felt as if I knew her. Then, seeing her beyond her dark glasses and her oversized hat, I realized that the woman that I had just seen is my favorite porn star, Brandi Love.
'Fuck me,' I thought. 'That's Brandi Love!'