November 12 2021 10:00 pm
Its been months now that i've been staying locked inside my appartment, barely seeing anyone, but tonight, i decided that i've had enough. I'm dressing in my fanciest clothes and going to the club. Dress to impress is something i hate to do but tonight, i'm not going back home alone. I've been looking at my clothes now for 10 minutes trying to find the perfect outfit. I made my choice : a red suit with pants that match that i bought for my brother's wedding a couple years back.
i don't plan on being able to drive to go back home so i called a cab. "i'll be here in ten", he said. That gives me a lot of time to overthink my decision to go out but i finally decide to go wait for my cab outside, i light myself a smoke and i'm waiting.
10 minutes have passed and i see him approaching. I throw my smoke on the ground and tell him to head to the club. I look at my phone on the way there to check social media and avoid talking to the cab driver that looks very unpleased with me calling him to do his job. I give him the money and leave. Before entering, i light another smoke and take my sweet ass time to smoke it, so all my stress can go away. After 10 minutes outside, i decide that it's time to enter.
10:30 pm
The music is super loud and it's dark, "the perfect place not to worry about anything", i'm saying to myself. I sit at a chair next to the bar and ask for a beer, its so crowded here that its a miracle i got to order in less than an hour. Hours have passed and its now 1 in the morning when i see her entering the club : short blonde hair, those blue eyes, her fantastic body, i couldn't believe it, she was here, at the same club as i am, Miley Cyrus. At the exact same moment i say to myself i should go and talk to her, she sits next to me and say :
- What are you doing drinking here alone?
im barely able to formulate a sentence
-"I.. i... j..ust..."
- "Eh eh big boy calm down, im not biting, not unless you want to" she says, as she winks at me.
She then goes on the dancefloor and i hate myself for this wasted opportunity.
It's now been 30 non stop minutes that she is on the dancefloor and she doesn't even look tired, she rejected every guy that tried to approach her. I don't know if it's the alcohol or my balls growing back but i get up and walk towards her. She notice me and smile at me.
- "I was waiting for you big boy!"
She then grab my hand and put it on her ass.
-"Don't be afraid and let me lead big boy."