This is a fantasy... It is not real... It is for entertainment purposes only... Enjoy
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I was taking a flight from Los Angeles back home to New York City. It was first class and the service was excellent, very hot stewardesses and they know how to please the passengers. I was napping and dreaming about the two porn chicks I had a threesome with in LA last night.
The first class section was pretty empty. I saw, before my nap, 4 other passengers scattered about, only one old guy about mid sixties range near me.
I started to wake up from my sweet dream when I heard someone sit down beside me, I was in the window seat, and I felt them bump into my left arm as they sat.
I looked over with hazy eyes and shook my head to clear my vision. I saw a sight that made me shake my head again and smile. Kathie Lee Gifford was sitting right next to me.
I've had a huge crush on that woman since the 90's, so I was very pleasantly surprised. She looked at me and smiled. I told her I didn't see her earlier. She explained her seat was on the front aisle, but she felt a little lightheaded, so she sat next to me after she made a bathroom trip. She said she hoped I didn't mind, I assured her I didn't.
She looked so fucking hot. She was wearing a tight white button down blouse that was unbuttoned to right below the top of her cleavage. I could tell she didn't have a bra on and that made me smile.
She was also wearing a short very tight beige mini skirt and the sexiest white designer stripper pumps I had ever seen, and very expensive designer shades. This woman knew how to dress to impress for damn sure.
I noticed when she turned to call for the stewardess that I could see most of her left breast in her blouse. It was a beautiful sight.
Kathie Lee, despite her age, early 60's I believe, still looked gorgeous and her world class breasts were still in damn good shape.
I smiled and quietly took a picture of her beautiful breasts with my phone while she was talking to the stewardess.
The hot ebony stewardess Lolita smiled at me. She knew exactly what I was doing and it turned me on that she knew.
My 7 inch thick cock was rock hard in my thin designer sweat pants and Lolita looked right at it and smiled again. She winked at me, as she went to get Kathie Lee the aspirin she requested.
Kathie Lee looked at me and said, "by the way I never got your name, I'm Kathie Lee Gifford." Looking at her, smiling I said, "I know exactly who you are, my name is Dick, but my female friends call me Big Dick."
I laughed. I was seeing right off how far I could go. She smiled a little but didn't laugh, and said "well DICK, she left out Big as she emphasized my name, it's nice to meet you."
I told her it was a pleasure to meet her. I wondered if I went too far with the Big Dick stuff, but I decided I was gonna march forward and keep pushing the sexual innuendo envelope.
She had her head back resting so I decided to sneak a peak at those amazing tits that I've lusted over forever.
I had my phone camera in my right hand, and a rock hard erection in my pants. I reached out carefully with my left hand and gently moved her blouse out from her body so I could snap a picture of her left tit.
Lolita came back with Kathie Lee's aspirin, but I held my finger to my mouth to signal her to be quiet. She obliged so I winked at her and took a couple of pictures.
I could tell she was enjoying this too. She proved it when she unbuttoned two buttons on her blouse and flashed me. She wasn't wearing a bra, so I snapped a couple of quick pictures of her big tits as well.
Lolita buttoned up quickly, and woke Kathie Lee, to hand her the aspirin.
Kathie Lee took it and thanked her. She sipped the glass of wine she had to wash it down.
Lolita smiled and winked at me. She told us if there was ANYTHING, making sure to emphasize it, that we needed, please make sure to ask and she walked back to her station.
I sat back in the seat, with my phone at my side, and looked at my phone. I made sure Kathie Lee couldn't see the pictures I took.
She sipped away on her wine as I looked forward daydreaming about all the nasty, fun things that I wanted to do to her.
"You know, I've gotten a lot of letters over the years, from male fans, telling me how excited I got them while they watched me on TV." Kathie Lee said as I woke from my daydream.
"They always would say how hard they got looking at my braless breasts jiggling in my tight sweaters and blouses. I just didn't think much of it, although I have to admit I was a little flattered." She said, as my cock got as hard as it could possibly get.
Then she leaned in to me and said "but I never acted on it, so you and your hard cock can get that idea out of your head." She said, deflating my and my cock's excitement, at the moment.
Damn, I thought to myself, as I looked at her, as she started reading a magazine with her co-host Hoda on the cover.
I wasn't discouraged by her little verbal kick in the nuts, so I decided to up the ante on her.
"Well, Ms Gifford, I guess they didn't realize how much of a gorgeous teasing prude you were." I told her. She didn't realize that I don't give up on getting pussy.
She looked at me, with a stern look, taking off her shades as she did. Her face was inches from mine. "I am not a damn prude Dick, and don't ever say that again. I just don't get off on little dick losers trying to talk dirty to me, or take pictures of my boobs while I'm sleeping!!" She blurted out angrily.
I didn't flinch, I'm Dick the mother fucking pimp, so I told her "well lady, your fucking nipples are hard, so I guess you do!" I put her right hand on my rock hard cock and I said, "my cock ain't little and I sure as hell ain't no damn loser!!"
"I thought you were nice, but I guess your co-host Hoda is the nice one." I told her, as she ripped her hand off my cock. "Nice? If u mean by nice that she fucks the interns, then yeah, I guess she's the nice one." Kathie Lee shot back.
I was thinking to myself, damn, why couldn't Hoda be the one next to me then.
