This is a mile high fuck parody.
The stewardess kept the free drinks rollin'. I had four and the fact she was hot just made the flight even nicer. What made it even better? Well... The passenger to my left... Kate Upton. We had been chatting for about 45 minutes and thanks to the free drinks, I had found out a few interesting things about Ms Upton. First, she didn't mind me gawking at her awesome tits. She told me so. Second, her inhibitions meter was lowered with each drink. She had five so... I was smiling. Her husband knows about the affects of alcohol on her sluttiness, so he keeps her intake in check. Fortunately for me, he wasn't on the flight and the sluttier she got... The happier I got. I love fucking other dude's chicks and if they're world famous supermodels, then I really love it. I was very confident she would be added to my list of supermodel fucks. I'm a pornstar, that's good looking and charming...So the pussy flows.
Kate was working on drink number six. She was turned towards me, smiling and very happy. "You know, my hubby thinks I shouldn't drink when he's not around. What do you think James?" She sipped her drink a D looked at me with a devilishly curious sexual look. She raised her eyebrows.
"Well, I have a simple philosophy Kate... Drink, be happy and fuck." I looked right at her, pushing the envelope, like I love to do. She leaned in to me, her lips inches from mine.
"Who said anything about fucking? I'm married, you know." She said, sipping her drink.
"Me... I said it and... I know you're married, that's why I wanna fuck you." The ball placed firmly in her court. She sipped some more, looking down at her glass. She sat back in her seat, thinking about what I said. She surprised me by getting emotional.
"Why is it that guys just wanna fuck me? I mean, I know I'm hot and I know I've got great tits, but I like romance and feeling special too." I took her drink and put it down. I looked right into her eyes and showed why I get so much pussy.