Jared's mom is a nice person. She is friendly and has a lot of friends in high places.
It's the first summer after our graduation. Jared and I had spent time with each other before in school, and I knew his mom was friends with some celebrities, (she apparently knew T-Pain before he was famous, and John Mayer was a family friend.) But I really didn't expect a celebrity to be at Jared's house.
We both go to the same local community college, and happen to take the same class. I decided to pull an all nighter at Jared's to get a group project done asap. I drove over to his house, and while we were in the den working on the project a friend of his mom's showed up. Jared and I paid no mind until his mom called us for dinner. We left the den and went upstairs to the kitchen. Rounding the corner I saw a very familiar face. It was Milana Vayntrub! You may recognize her as Lily from AT&T, but I recognized her as a very beautiful woman who also happened to be very hot.
"Oh wow, you're Milana Vayntrub!" I said very stupidly.
She kinda laughed it off, waving her hand in a dismissive manner.
"Oh I'm no celebrity or anything." She said through a laugh. "Just call me Milana though."
Jared's mom piped up from the stove. "She's an old friend of mine, she was in the area so I told her she could stay over here for the night."
"Yeah, my flights had a day break in them so Trinity said I could stay over here for the night!"
"Well cool, I know Mrs. Hollingsworth has some famous friends but I've never met them."
Milana giggled a little at the thought of me calling her "Famous" She stuck her hand out for me to shake.
"Well I'm Milana."
"Jaden." I said as I shook her hand.
"Well you've met me. So you now know a celebrity and I now know a handsome young man."
I blushed hard, turning away a little bit. I wouldn't consider myself handsome at all. My hair is so blonde it hurts to look at. My jawline isn't defined and my eyes are kind of dull. And she says young man like she's so much older than me.the difference between 32 and 19 isn't that great.
Dinner was absolutely delicious. It was a good old fashioned home cooked meal. Baked chicken, beans, mashed potatoes, buttered bread, all so delicious.
"Man this is so good Mrs. Hollingsworth! I said with a stuffed mouth." I swallowed my food before I continued. "But this really would be better if I had just one thing to go with it."
"And what would that be?" Jared's mom said as she anticipated the punchline. She, along with anyone else who knew me, knows that I am a naturally funny person. Or so I am sometimes.
"This just needs one ingredient. One thing that could make the whole meal better, the whole world better, even."
Milana looked genuinely confused at what I was getting at. The potatoes could use a little salt but it wasn't anything too major to make the world better.
"This really needs the new ultra wide band 5g coverage from AT&T."
Trinity rolled back in her chair as she laughed, a little bit of chicken coming out of her mouth. Milana realized that I was making a joke and she giggled to herself for a second before she too started a roaring laugh. I smiled knowing that the joke landed with the pair of them. Jared shook his head and sighed. I guess you can't win them all.
The rest of dinner continued like that, the four of us telling stories and cracking jokes. Milana evn snorted a little at one point. As the meal came to an end, Milana and I volunteered to do the dishes as a way to say thank you for the meal and the stay.
I stood at the sink next to Milana as I scrubbed the dishes she handed me.
"I had a lot of fun tonight at dinner." I said as I smiled.
"I certainly did too. Trinity just knows the most spectacular people." Milana replied as she dried off dishes.
"I wouldn't say spectacular, but you're pretty darned cool Milana."
Milana accepted the compliment and blushed a little as she put away a plate.She looked out the window and said "Hmm" to herself.
"What's up?"
"The neighbors left the light in their backyard shed on. Even though I saw them go inside an hour ago."
"Ah yes. The light that they left. It must mean the British are coming."
That one really hit the nail on the head and Milana doubled over a second later, using her forearms on the kitchen counter to support herself as she laughed. I laughed to myself as I scrubbed a dish. When I finished scrubbing I went to put it on the counter, and realized the counter was wet. Milana was just standing up, wiping a tear from her eyes. Her white shirt was wet all across the breast area, giving me a perfect x-ray view of her large bust, and the bra trying its best to hold it in place.
I realized before Milana and quickly fumbled to find a towel to hand her.
"Your uh, your shirt. Milana your shirt is wet."
Milana just regained composure at this point and saw the problem. She took the towel from me, embarrassed that I just saw through her shirt.
"Thanks, I uh, Imma go change real quick."
Milana changed while I finished the dishes. Down in the den Jared just finished the last bits of the project. It took us way less time than we thought it would. With our project done, and spare time in spades, we decided to sit down and play a game of Mario Kart on his Switch. After a few races Trinity and Milana joined in on a game.
"I don't know how to play, can you teach me Jaden?" Milana asked as she plopped down next to me.
She was wearing a cute shirt with a koala bear that said "Free Hugs" on it. Her hair in a sloppy bun and her feet in bunny slippers, she looked like a cute teenager and not a celebrity. I showed her how to play as she leaned on me and took mental notes. Milana and I beat Jared and Mrs Hollingsworth in a few battle modes before calling it a night.
Jared slept in his room and I slept on the couch, Milana took the spare room and his mom was in her room. I had to use the restroom in the middle of the night, and the bathroom was actually occupied. Milana was coming out right as I showed up. Since it was poorly lit in the hallway it took me a second to realize that she wasn't wearing pants. She had on lacy black underwear that curved beautifully around her thighs and her butt. Milana smiled and ran her fingers across my chest as she walked past. I kind of shuddered as she touched me. I'm sitting here really wondering if I saw an angel or not.
The rest of the night went by fast and I headed home in the morning. Milana was awesome and gave me her number so that I could "Talk to her in the future and make her laugh some more." I drove home and showered and began to unpack my bag. I noticed, however, that I was missing some Nintendo Switch controllers.
"I left them at Jared's house. Of course I did." I said to myself as I picked my phone up to call him."
"Hey man what's up? I think I left my joycons at your place this morning."
"Oh damn that sucks man. I'm actually at my grandparent's right now, I gotta help them with yard work. My mom actually is leaving for Dallas to go shopping at the mall."