All of the following is complete and total fiction. Not a word of it occurred, nor would it.
Midnight Dreams: Earth Girls Are Easy starring Ariana Grande
(MF, Oral, Anal, Cons, Facial)
By MrMaxLord
Oh hey, you're back! Not that I blame you after the stuff you've seen. Speaking of which, I'm guessing you want more? Understandable, and I just put together something you might just get a kick out of.
The first party is a gentleman by the name of Sam Mordrid and his waking life is pretty good, or at least he thought so. Probably the best part of it was the fact he didn't work a normal job. He ran his own entertainment blog, and calling it that was underselling it. He wrote articles, made videos and recorded podcasts. It was a lot to do, but at least it wasn't retail for him anymore. Another plus was it was all focusing on his passion, science fiction. From books to films to TV and games, he covered it all. His passion was his life and livelihood and, big shock, also all over his dream. He even got to pick his own stage name of sorts, which was Sam Starlight.
Now the other participant in the decadent dream is probably a lot more well known than good old Sam Starlight. You probably know her. She goes by the name Ariana Grande. Singer, actor, business woman and HUGE sci fi fan. I know, you're doubting that last part but seriously, just look at some of the imagery she used and not just in her music videos. It's all over her ad campaign for her cosmetics line and take it from me, it's in her dreams a lot. However, most of the time it doesn't just take such a...triple X tone.
I mean half the time still isn't most of the time by definition. Trust me, as a formless being who has access to the minds of all sentient creatures, I'd know.
Tonight, these two minds are connecting, their needs, desires and fantasies are aligning. Let's see what they cook up. And fair warning, just from knowing how Ariana's dreams tend to go, this is going a bit more....theatrical. Theater kids, amirite?
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THE ADVENTURES OF ARIANA GRANDE: GALAXY HUNTER!!!!
EPISODE 69: THE RESCUE OF SAM STARLIGHT!
When last we left our intrepid intergalactic bounty hunter, she'd been hired for a rescue mission by the Terran Federation to track down one of their best, the caption super pilot SAM STARLIGHT, from the clutches of the evil COMMANDER SKULLORD.
Currently, Ariana is orbiting the Commander's home planet INCYZOR, getting to ready to infiltrate his headquarters, FORTESS BLUDD....
Ariana Grande was in her ship's ready room, well, getting ready. She had her usual uniform on; a black body suit that appeared to be made of vinyl to the uninformed save for a sheer opening. Of course it wasn't vinyl, it was a liquid metal that would harden into armor upon impact. It was accompanied by similarly tailored black gloves that went up her shoulders while at the wrists there were silver bracers, bejeweled with gemstones that seemed to glow like the lights from her cockpit dashboard.
There was a silver sash around her waist, so big it was almost a short skirt. Her legs were covered up to the knees in a pair of boots that were in a matching silver. The rest of her legs were covered in the same sheer material as her mid section.
To someone who didn't know her, she seemed woefully unprepared to infiltrate the headquarters of one of the most ruthless space barons the galaxy had ever seen. Those that did know her would have wept for Commander Skullord. After all, Ariana Grande was the only Earthborn bounty hunter in the galaxy. That wasn't to say she was the only human, far from it. But an Earthborn was a very special kind of human. They rarely left their Terran home and the few that did were made from such stern stuff they tended to pick the most hospital places to call home and colonize.
Ariana was different. Her mother had said she had stardust in her soul due to her wandering tendencies. The fact was Ariana was insatiable for everything, and those types of people tended to end up becoming bounty hunters. No real home, traveling the galaxy and experiencing it all. There was never enough of anything and Ariana exemplified that both in her perfect record of jobs accomplished and the amount of formers lovers she'd had that ended up with shattered pelvises and lockjaw.
The last bit she put on was a silver holster, her trusty quintablaster already in place and her Deadeye 5000 over her face. It looked like a half pair of sunglasses sav it hooked around the back of her head and only had one lens over her right eye. She looked herself over in the mirror, her hand running over the piece of headgear wistfully. This was the last mission she'd be wearing it on, because with the money from this rescue job she'd be buy the new Deadeye 5016 as she was several generations behind and the current model didn't even have universal wi-fi and the calculator program was buggy. Still, it looked super cute.
Satisfied, she returned to the cockpit, entering in the proper landing coordinates and activating stealth mode. Looking at her ship, the Scarlet Cat, from the outside it would be hard to imagine that the chrome and pink colored saucer could ever possibly be stealth. It was almost like the colors would somehow break the cloak drive through sheer force of gaudy will. This wasn't the case of course, as science would always win out over catty comments about space ships.
The ship went invisible and the cooling shields went on, disguising both her ship and its temperature as it entered the atmosphere of Incyzor. The landing site Ariana had selected was perfect. It was far enough away from Fortress Bludd to avoid detection but not so much she'd lose too much precious time, further risking the life of Sam Starlight.
The ship opened at the bottom, a small staircase descending that the galaxy hunter stepped out from. Once she was on the ground the stairs were pulled up and the opening sealed. With a press of one of the jewels on her bracelets her ship entered secure mode, going stealth once more as she made her journey towards the fortress.
The first stop was a tall mountain, a natural barrier to invasion via army for the not-so-good commander. However it wouldn't do much against a five-foot-two intergalactic bounty hunter with a perfect record.
The petite powerhouse knelt on a high ledge near the top of the mountain, her finger pressing on a dial connected to her head piece. Through the lens she looked over the large, looming fortress. It was made of iron ore or seemed to be as the rock it was carved out of was red. The carving were very on the nose as a motif of skulls and death were all over, matching the name of Starlight's captor. There were no corners or edges she could see on the fortress, the places they would be rounded out and made the top of a skull. She was almost surprised the main opening wasn't just a draw bridge in the shape of a jaw.
"Guess some things are too hacky even for a grown man who calls himself Skullord," she said to herself. She continued scoping out the fortress on every frequency she could, making sure of the best point of entry for her plan to go through. Once she'd located the main security hub, she knew exactly what to do.
Ariana took her blaster from it's holster and pressed one of the five buttons on the top, the one marked with a symbol that resembled a web. She then aimed the gun near a window on the west side of the fortress. A pink beam of light shot out, hitting just above the window and sticking. It looked like a rope and operated just like one, Ariana holding tight as she swung over to the tower and then proceeded to scale it until she crawled through the window. Once she was on her feet again she pressed another button, this one with an egg on it. This was the scramble setting, and was designed to scramble the target's mind. Non-lethal but it did cause dizziness, diarrhea and eventually unconsciousness that could last up to a week. It sounded harsh but from what Ari understood the dreams could be quite present. Psychedelic, but pleasant. Normally she wouldn't have care but this wasn't a wetworks mission, she was given explicit instructions about that and she always paid attention to explicit instructions when the paycheck had more zeroes than she could count at a glance.
Ariana was so quiet most felines would say "GOD DAMN", especially the Felis Sapiens from the planet Sheba-12 who were both easily impressed and very sassy. She made herself flat against the wall as a turn to the right. She peaked around the corner and saw a guard station with two guards on either side of the SecuriScanner door. Armed, predictably, but nothing that would help against the scramble beam. In fact, Ariana noted, that all the different fasteners around their pants might make removal of their pants difficult when the beam did a number on their digestive system.
The beautiful bounty hunter turned the corner. The guards saw her, but it didn't matter because in moments they were hit with the scrambles and fell to the ground, unconscious and totally tripping balls. She knelt down to the one nearest her, thankful that the IBS-like symptoms of the beam hadn't kicked in yet and took two keycards from his belt. One she gave a quick glance at, tapping against her right bracelet and tossed away while the other she slid into her boot.
Ariana's gaze looked up to the hallway ahead of her and tapped a button on her visor once again, this one giving her a layout of the floor, a wonderful wireframe map with her endpoint, Starlight's cell, marked with an X. She continued her silent trek forward, her plan working out perfectly. She knew exactly where to go and how to do it. Now it was all about timing and Skullord being as predictable as her research into him showed.
"Well well well, if it isn't the legendary Earth-born Galaxy Hunter, Ariana Grande," Commander Skullord said. He had turned the corner at the end of the hall, flanked by ten of his Bone Troopers on either side of him. Somehow in person he looked even more intimidating and ridiculous. He had genuine human skulls as both shoulder and knee pads with more of the death's head motif worked in all over his red and black body armor except for his head, one which he wore a simple scarlet beret that at most had an enamel skull pin. She was a little disappointed to have it confirmed in person that he wasn't quite as ridiculous as she would have hoped, despite the over the top foppish accent.
"Commander Skullord," Ariana said, holstering her fire arm. "Let me guess, judging from your uniform I caught you guys on casual Friday?"
"Funny. I suppose you use all that brain power to come with those devastatingly brilliant barbs with nothing left over for putting together a competent rescue plan."
"Actually you'll come to find much like that famed hero Norville Rogers, I'm only using a fraction of my powers," Ariana answered. "I'm guessing this is the part where you put me in an inescapable situation and give a braggadocios speech full of five and ten dollar words."
"My dear, some of them are even worth fifteen." He smirked, then gestured to his soldiers. "Take her away to interrogation room, then to a holocell before lunch."
"What's on the menu?" Ariana asked as she was bound with magnacuffs and stripped of her visor and weaponry by the Bone Troopers.