This story is based on the Metroid franchise. It shouldn't require too much knowledge of the source material, but if you aren't superficially familiar, you may want to look up the appearances of Samus Aran and Metroids.
Just going to come out and say I wrote this for catharsis. XD This one is sort of consensual in a weirder way than my usual, but the heart of the story is exactly what you can generally expect from me. Hope people enjoy it!
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"Seriously? We really have a shot at fucking Samus Aran?"
The three men advanced down the poorly lit corridor with their guns raised, but they weren't being particularly cautious. In addition to the fact that it had been nothing but empty hallways for a while now, they were far more interested in the topic of conversation. The second man grinned and nodded at the first.
"That's what I've been trying to tell you, man. Whatever forces control our universe, they handed it over to someone new. I don't know the exact details, but we're operating by hentai rules now. That means Samus is up for grabs!"
"Then what the fuck are we doing on some backwater space pirate world?" The first man used his gun to gesture wildly around them, but after a moment a glint of understanding appeared in his eyes. "Wait... you waited until we were away from everyone else to talk about this... you think she's here, don't you?"
"Exactly." The second man grinned again and tapped the side of this helmet. "Figured you were brighter than the others. Now confirm it by shutting up while I explain the plan. And keep moving, we've got to be getting closer to her location."
That was easy to do. The other man licked his lips and imagined Samus Aran at their mercy. There was a time when all they'd known about the bounty hunter was that she was blond and had hot eyes, but these days she spent so much time sauntering around in her skintight blue suit that everyone knew every inch of her body.
"There are a lot of ways this could go, but I think Samus is going to get tamed by the first dick inside her. If she wasn't a slut before, she is now that our universe changed hands. She must know this too, which is why she went into hiding as soon as it happened."
"Oh, got it. So the distress signals, all that... she's trying to keep people away from her hiding spot?"
"That's what I figure. I talked to a buddy of mine at Federation HQ and got her last known locations. Seems like she tried real hard to hide her tracks - but the universe isn't on her side anymore, so we managed to track her down. We just need to get to her before anyone else does. She'll probably be weaker than before, but I still wanted backup."
"But you don't want to share with all the guys. I got you."
For the first time the third man spoke up, shaking his head. "I don't know... if we're playing by hentai rules, wouldn't she just fuck us if we ask? This seems like an ugly way to go about it."
Both of the others turned to glare at him, and the first man spoke up sharply. "Oh, come on! You're saying you don't want to break that uppity bitch's spirit? Turn her into our slave?"
"Well... not really, no. I mean, she's hot and all, but hasn't she saved the galaxy a bunch of times? I'd love to fuck her, but I don't want her to b-" He cut off as the second man fired a shot through his helmet at point blank range. The man's corpse dropped to the ground. After staring down at it for a moment, the second man gestured for them to keep moving.
"I wanted to have three of us, but two will probably do." They slowed down as they reached a closed door. "Our main advantage is that she's not going to kill humans. So we make up some bullshit story, get her out of that armor, then drug her or something. Once we actually fuck her, she won't be able to put up a fight."
"Shit, that sounds great. We should just rip holes in that suit and leave it on when we fuck her." Salivating at the thought, it took the first man a while to hack the door controls, but the blast doors eventually slid open with a swish.
"Oh yeah, I plan to fuck that suit off her. She'll be our little fucktoy by the time w-"
A Metroid floated through the open door and swallowed his head, pincers digging into his chest as it began to drain his life energy. The other man had only a moment to scream before a second Metroid ate his face.
X X X
Three months earlier
X X X
The Nintendo Interdimensional Office always made Samus uncomfortable, just by the unnatural feel of the place, but for once Samus was more disturbed by what she was hearing. She folded her arms and scowled at the man across the desk.
"Seriously? You're going to give the next game to
them
?"
"They're a respected studio."
"A respected hentai studio. That doesn't make sense, unless..." Samus sighed and closed her eyes. "The next game is going to be straight up porn, isn't it?"
The executive squirmed uncomfortably. "We're... exploring the erotic side of the Metroid franchise."
"Sure we are. Is Nintendo really that desperate?"
"Well, Metroid Beach Volleyball didn't perform as well as we'd hoped..."