Over the last few years Hannah Waddingham had really started to appear on TV a lot. First in Game of Thrones, then as a lesbian mother in Sex Education and more recently as Rebecca Walton in Ted Lasso.
It was there that I really started to notice her having binge watched the series. The way she strutted her stuff, her perfect figure and the clothes she wore showing just the right amount of cleavage to tease any bloke that looked.
Coming up in the next few months was a comic-con event and she was announced to be there with the rest of the stars. They were also offering photo opportunities with the cast. I booked a ticket as soon as possible thinking this might be the only ever chance I get to meet her.
Now I wasn't the ugliest bloke but I wasn't the most handsome. Some people would say I was pretty decent, every so often getting a look from a woman walking past.
The day came and I made my way to the event for the time of the photo op. I queued up for a few hours and finally made it to the front of the queue. Just before it was my turn, the staff asked if there was anyone in particular that I wanted a picture with and obviously I said Hannah. She was dressed like she does on tv. A figure hugging dress that shows all the curves in the right places, 6 inch heels which accentuated her long legs and just enough cleavage to tease you.
As I got my chance, we stood next to each other and I couldn't help it but I placed my hand onto her firm butt cheek. I immediately expected security to march me out and at least I could say I got to feel that firm ass but she didn't flinch. In fact she pulled me in for a hug and did the same to me and just smiled for the camera as if we were playing around. Just as we were about to release the hug, she whispered something into my ear. "Meet me in my trailer out back in half an hour. Security will let you through."
I stood there in shock, thinking I was dreaming but she waved me off followed by a wink as the next person came up for a picture. I couldn't believe what just happened and it took all that time for it to sink in.
I finally made my way to her trailer and just like she said, security let me through with no questions asked. Her trailer had her name on it so I knocked at the door. "Come in." I slowly opened the door and Hannah was sitting on the sofa, legs crossed and arms spread out, smiling. I closed the door behind me and she stood up, walked over to me, reached around and locked the door behind me.