One sunny day I am out for a walk in the park by my house. I come upon this couple that seem to be having an argument. I sit down and listen to them for a few minutes. The girl starts to hit the guy. The guy hits back. I walk up to him and say to him that he should not be hitting ladies and knock him out cold. I then realize that the girl was Mary-Kate Olsen. I ask her if she is alright. She says that I just knocked out her boyfriend. I tell her that he shouldn't have hit you. She says that he has not hit her before. I ask her if I could treat her to dinner that night. She says that she would love that. She tells me to meet her at her hotel. I say ok I'll be there at 8:00. She says ok see you then.
I guess I should tell you a little about myself. I am 19 years old. I have been a big fan of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen since they were on Full House. I am an especially big fan of Mary-Kate. Well anyway I am about 5'9" and weigh about 195 lbs. I watch a lot of T.V. so I have kind of developed a desire to see Mary-Kate in person. I live in Los Angeles California.
So when 8:00 rolls around I get in my 2004 BMW Z8. I pick Mary-Kate up at her hotel. I ask where she would like to go for dinner. She says that she is not all that hungry and would like to go for a drive. I say okay. So I start the car up and we drive around Los Angeles. We go to Burbank, Santa Monica, Santa Barbara. We get to the park that her and her boyfriend had the fight earlier that day. She says the she was grateful that I was there to stop her boyfriend from doing any serious damage to her. I tell her that it was not a problem. She asks if she could spend the night at my place because she is afraid of her idiot boyfriend I tell her that that is fine with me. So we swing back by her hotel and pick up few things for her.