Today, all fucking day, I was horny. Check that. I was horny yesterday and the day before. And the day before that...as long as I can remember, in fact, I've been horny. But especially since I married a human. I never realized how
boring
sex with a human could be.
You would think this wouldn't be an issue. I'm 118 years old-barely legal in vampire years- I have long, black hair that I keep short in the front. Humans would say I'm Goth. I'm slender and love wearing black. Oh, and I have fangs. Almost forgot that little detail. Yikes!
I'm Mavis. Mavis Dracula, to be exact. And I've been cooped up in this boring mansion of my Dad's for my entire life. And now that I'm married-you guys might remember Jonathan, my cucked husband-and I've
finally
gotten some dick, I just can't stop touching myself and dreaming of even more cock (and larger cock, as Jonathan's dick is a mere 4 inches. Poor guy.).
A little about me: for exercise, I love to turn into a bat and flap around the castle grounds. Sometimes I even chase my friends Frankenstein—easy to catch—and Wayne—not so easy.
Along with flying, I enjoy some strength training with light weights. It helps to have a strong core.
I weigh 95 lbs. and I am 5 feet flat-short for a vampire. But what I lack in stature I make up for in sexiness! My tits are small but perky, with dark nipples. I like to wear black and red striped yoga pants around the castle, but Jonathan rarely notices. My teeth are straight and white (and very sharp!), my nails are done (I prefer a dark, moody color), and my body is a milky white. My eyes are a beautiful blue—rare for a vampire— and I keep my eyebrows groomed and I LOVE black lipstick.
My pubic hair grows in dark and can get thick if I don't trim it. I like to keep it neat (although Jonathan can't seem to care either way). I enjoy manicures. I say all this because I like looking good. And I know I can get laid. But the number of d-bags that come up to me in Transylvania, or message me on MonsterDate (ugh, I'm so done with that) ...it's a real turn off. And I'm really done with my worthless husband. I need new blood.
As I was saying, the last few days I've been horny. I've masturbated (mostly just with my fingers, but I have a vibrator I sometimes use) maybe 10 times in three days. And it's just. not. enough. Sometimes I look at porn. A lot of porn. I love the usual: sensual love making, amateur couples, a little lesbian action, an anonymous monster cumming on my face while Wayne fucks my cunt from behind (Don't tell Wayne I secretly love him!)
And I LOVE glory hole porn. Some days, that's all I want to watch: just a woman sucking dick through a hole (my favorite is a porn with a woman that goes by the name Freda...look it up, it's kind of hard to find, but it's worth it. She's about my age, looks a little like me is GREAT at blowjobs!). There are several "adult theaters" where I live. But I've never been to one. They just seem so creepy. Always poorly lit areas with only one or two cars out front...no thanks.
But tonight...good god tonight! I looked up the google reviews to one close to where I live. I find it funny that they have google reviews. Whatever. Place has a reputation for being clean and having a nice staff. Also Monster friendly!